Domestic football - spam version

[Leeds Guy]

Kinda boring game, We're just defending deep and you guys aren't really threatening much.

 

[¡Roján!]

Dare I say... bring on Titi?

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Is the game on ESPN?

Also, Messi gets the Ballon D'or yet again and Guardiola wins the coach award. Thought Ronaldo could have snuck it this year to be honest.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Arsenal just can't score. Bring on Henry! Lenny Henry!

 

[Uncle Sam]

I take that back - bring on the real Henry. That's right; Mark Henry.

 

[¡Roján!]

Trademark goal. The man just oozes so much class.
















Except that beard, he looks like a hobo.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Would you believe, there's no pictures of Mark Henry in a football/soccer shirt on Google? Closest match from 'mark henry soccer' was

A disappointment for sure, so to make up for it:

Spoiler

 

[Leeds Guy]

Happy with that. We defended well, Arsenal didn't threaten until the goal but we didn't threaten at all. Had to be Henry didn't it? I didn't even realise the Arsenal fans were in the stadium until the 69th minute when he came on. Shocking fans.

 

[Lee]

Arsenal were woeful tonight.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Arsenal were poor, but I couldn't help but laugh at Henry basically just coming on, waking the fans up and scoring.

 

[¡Roján!]

We weren't that bad. But, like I've said before we just lack strength in depth. We have no plan B.

 

[Барбоса]

We have no plan B.

It's been that way for about 10 years

When Plan A fails, resort to Plan A

Liverpool are getting a bit like that in the past year or so.

 

[Tastycles]

It's been that way for about 10 years

When Plan A fails, resort to Plan A

Liverpool are getting a bit like that in the past year or so.

I think you're forgetting that "hit it to the big man" is the current plan B. It's marginally better than last year's "bring on Ngog" plan.

 

[Барбоса]

I think you're forgetting that "hit it to the big man" is the current plan B. It's marginally better than last year's "bring on Ngog" plan.

"Hit it to the big man" would be a bit more effective if Stewart Downing could hit a target other than his ex-girlfriend

 

[¡Roján!]

How classy is Henry, though? You really have to appreciate how much a great sportsman he is, no matter who you support or whether you're Irish.

 

[Leeds Guy]

Henry really is a fantastic player. He's class. Always has been.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

How classy is Henry, though? You really have to appreciate how much a great sportsman he is, no matter who you support or whether you're Irish.

To be fair most of us got over it pretty quick. Like Roy Keane said if Paul Mcshane wasn't so shit then it never would have happened.

Speaking of Mcshane being a shit footballer this video had me in tears of laughter.
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[Loveless]

I'm certain it's nonsense but I love the cheek of Newcastle offering 10mil for a player they sold for 35mil 12 months ago. If by some miracle it actually comes off Ashley will be forever portrayed as Del Boy
"Yeah but 2nd hand bruv, I'll take it off you as a favour"

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

That's...freaking hilarious.

 

[a0161613]

Carroll did well first half, until he gassed. We were painful to watch second half but we defended superbly. Can't help but feel Dalglish is tactically unaware. The owners will back him this month so I hope we buy someone decent. Carroll is available for transfer back to Newcastle but not at 10 mil. As the Torres deal financed Carroll and Suarez, It's not a huge financial loss.

 

[Lee]

Woop Bet fair mistake FTW.

Larsson hat trick 20/1. Larsson two goals or more 90/1. That's £2.50 on that.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Little known fact about Dowds: whenever he hears that Gary Hooper has scored for Celtic, he immediately thinks of Robert Shaw in Jaws going, "...Hooper!?" when he's trying to shoot a barrel into the pesky shark. Everytime.

 

[Miko]

Scholes starts, Scholes scores. I can start fawning over him all over again.

 

[Lee]

Leon Best is mint.

 

[¡Roján!]

Leon Best is mint.

Fuck yes.

On another note, WTF Arsenal. I'm getting sick of our shit. We always do this around January-February time. Lose games we should win. It just makes all the work we did from October to December worthless. If we lose against United next week and Chelsea win, I really don't see us getting in the top 4, bar anything mental.