Domestic football - spam version

[Lee]

It's so that the TV detector van can drive around Sunderland and make a ton of money in fines.

 

[Lee]

Having now seen it that was never a red. It seemed like he brought one up for the tackle but the slippery pitch forced him to bring the other up which was nowhere near the player and he played the ball.

 

[Барбоса]

Liverpool vs Utd - so obvious

But the biggest shock of the draw is Chelsea being away from home

 

[Lee]

The NE teams were all drew in sucession.

 

[Ming]

Kompany's red was a shocking decision. One of the worst I've seen.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Kompany's red was a shocking decision. One of the worst I've seen.

I hear this a lot, but honestly, it's Vincent Kompany. He's a dirty bastard and should've been sent off numerous times this season and wasn't. My sympathy doesn't even flicker here.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Laters Warnock, definitely should have ranted more while he had the opportunity. Friendly passive Warnock didn't do anything for me, and now Mark "cold as stone" Hughes is odds on to get the job.

 

[a0161613]

I called Liverpool vs Man Utd just before it was picked out, true story. I have a witness and everything.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I called Liverpool vs Man Utd just before it was picked out, true story. I have a witness and everything.

Luis Suarez's keeping busy, eh?

 

[Ming]

I hear this a lot, but honestly, it's Vincent Kompany. He's a dirty bastard and should've been sent off numerous times this season and wasn't. My sympathy doesn't even flicker here.

True, it annoyed though because it was against Man Utd.

 

[Tastycles]

I can't believe they've sacked Warnock. Defo hope they go down now.

 

[Lee]

I want them to hire Shearer.

 

[Loveless]

I want to see that purely for Joey Barton

And QPR were perfectly justified in sacking him. No wins in 8 games when you're playing teams like Norwich and Swansea means you're fucked if you don't bring someone new in.

 

[Lee]

That's the only reason I want it.

 

[Harthan]

Dude, Tebow is going beast mode on Steelers D.

 

[Loveless]

I'm sorry, I think you're looking for the Get The Fuck Out forum

 

[Барбоса]

Its the thread for "actual" football not "misnomer" football

 

[Paralyzer Z]

This is the Football thread right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_(soccer)

 

[Lee]

Just fuck off.

 

[Leeds Guy]

Bring on the Gunners. All the talk of Henry and he's on the bloody bench. Looking forward to it. good luck to the Gunners, always fun playing your lot.

 

[¡Roján!]

Hope we don't destroy you that badly

 

[Lee]

Leed's Away kit. Really?

 

[¡Roján!]

The Emirates' pitch is just immaculate. Really, it's one of the only things we do well as a club.

 

[Leeds Guy]

Yes Lee, it's not great.

Pitch is great, fans not so much. Quiet from your lot so far

 

[¡Roján!]

Our fans are awful. Honestly, half the time I get the chants started.

By the way, we have actually have zero rightbacks. And won't have any for a long long time. Yennaris is coming on. A reserve left midfielder.

Also, guess what, Lee? I fell asleep on the bus going to Edinburgh and managed to get to Jedhburg. So, to get back to Glasgow, I had to get a bus to Newcastle and consequently, get a bus to Glasgow. The first thing the bus drivers says? ''Got a smaller bill, pet?''