Domestic football - spam version

[¡Roján!]

Ah, see, in Scotland we just have STV who don't ever bother putting on the FA cup as a protest to the English channels never putting on the Scottish Cup. Quite tedious, it may seem, but they have a point. Sure, no one actually cares about the Scottish Cup but the same can be said for the Carling Cup.

 

[Барбоса]

I would also ask why was the Liverpool/Oldham game switched to a Friday night if it was not to be on television?

 

[¡Roján!]

I remember when ITV cut to commercials during the England world cup game. It was hilarious seeing all shirtless fat ***** shout and start throwing their lager about whilst I was shouting "English Bastards" at full volume. Good times.

 

[Loveless]

I would also ask why was the Liverpool/Oldham game switched to a Friday night if it was not to be on television?

I think that was because Everton are playing at home today. Still begs the question why the hell not just put it on this morning or evening and why not show it.

 

[Барбоса]

I think that was because Everton are playing at home today. Still begs the question why the hell not just put it on this morning or evening and why not show it.

What really is the point of ITV2, ITV3 and ITV4?

 

[Loveless]

What really is the point of ITV2, ITV3 and ITV4?

Having Batman Begins on repeat play?

Hurr, Blackburn

 

[Lee]

I thought there was a rule saying you can't show games live at 3pm.

 

[Loveless]

I thought there was a rule saying you can't show games live at 3pm.

BBC did it all the time, plus lunchtime and evening games. The 3pm rule is for league games.

 

[Lee]

We've now scored 3 goals past Blackburn in injury time (plus one in extra time) this season.

 

[Lee]

Rep for whoever notices BBC's mistake.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/fa_cup/16371937.stm

 

[Loveless]

Rep for whoever notices BBC's mistake.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/fa_cup/16371937.stm

It's good of Ba to come back from Africa just to celebrate the goal.

 

[Lee]

I also like how they changed kits as well.

 

[Барбоса]

My guess would be that the picture cannot have been from the game

 

[Lee]

Yup it's Boxing Day away to Bolton after the 1st Goal.

 

[¡Roján!]

That's not like BBC. I would accept such 3rd rate journalism from the Daily Mail, not from BBC.

 

[Lee]

You obviously don't read BBC match reports of Newcastle games.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Fulham stunned themselves into silence with a 4-0 win. Because you were wondering.

Lots of tall Fulham fans that look like Tastycles, funnily enough. Were probably wondering why I was staring at their faces. Was too busy watching a Charlton fan get dragged out by his face to see Fulham score their third.

Oh, and for the record, Fulham's not more of a shithole than Charlton. I think that was an ironic chant. At least I meant it ironically.

 

[Miko]

"Wow,exactly as I left it!"- Thiery Henry on seeing Arsenal's trophy cabinet

 

[¡Roján!]

"Wow,exactly as I left it!"- Thiery Henry on seeing Arsenal's trophy cabinet

Fuck you, your mother and your father.

 

[Lee]

I could have sworn I stole that off my mates FB yesterday and posted it here. Ah well I must have forgotten.

 

[Miko]

Yah I nicked it from the group "People say nothing lasts forever, try wanking over Susan Boyle" its also probable that I've missed more than a few pages of this thread. So you probably have posted it.

 

[¡Roján!]

Independent front page says Alex Ferguson will 'let Rooney go'. My guess is to Juventus, he could never turn down the advances of an Old Lady.

Get the van persie tea tray! Guaranteed to carry 10 mugs

I tried drinking from my Sunderland mug yesterday but was impossible, it kept sliding down the table

Yeah, there are tonnes of these.

 

[Lee]

Stolen from Twitter about Ben Arfa's goal:

From what I gather, Ben Arfa stops ball on own goal-line, dribbles past 11 opponents and rescues baby from burning building before scoring.

Looking forward to HBA goal tonight.I've heard he beat 3,5,6 or 9 men,did a back flip & scored from 30 yards off his left arse cheek

 

[Loveless]

Oh I fucking hate you ITV, I hate you so very much. TV guide said it started at 11:30pm, so they go and put it on at 10:45pm. Utter wankers. At least ITV plus1 saved me.

 

[Lee]

Did they fucking film that on a webcam?