Domestic football - spam version

[Lee]

I forgot about Spurs.

 

[¡Roján!]

And ARSENAL at 7th. Who would of thought that?

 

[Tastycles]

Levante's average age is something like 33 years old as well, which adds to it all.

 

[Lee]

I think Stoke away will be our biggest test yet.

Though the last time we played a team who wore red and white on the 31st December worked out quite well!

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Alex Ferguson: "Michael, get your tracksuit off, son"

Michael Owen: "Am I going on to save the day, boss?"

Alex Ferguson: "No son... Giggsy's getting cold."

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

What the fuck happened while I was away?

 

[Ming]

Eriksson's been sacked. Unsurprising.

Fuck QPR, hopefully they'll go down.

Drogba is a fucking clown, if he doesn't care anymore then he should make way for players that do.

Despite their season so far, Arsenal don't really look weak going into the game Saturday.

De Gea is overrated. I wonder just how much time Man Utd can afford him to settle in (that's if he does at all).

David Silva is awesome, an excellent example of a player that's settled in the Premier League.

I don't see City sitting this comfortable at the top 10 or 15 more matches into the season.

Liverpool again dissapoint, why the fuck did I bet on them to finish in the top four?

 

[Lee]

League cup:

Tue 25.10.2011:
Aldershot 0-3 Manchester United
Arsenal 2-1 Bolton
Cardiff 1-0 Burnley
Crystal Palace 2-0 Southampton

Wed 26.10.2011:
Blackburn v Newcastle
Everton v Chelsea
Stoke City v Liverpool
Wolves v Manchester City

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

And we're out on penalty's...this season's turning out to be a poor one thus far for us.

 

[¡Roján!]

Chu-Young Park > Chamakh

We really should get the best out of Park now, playing him in the champions league and league cup and FA cup games, seeing as he is leaving in 2 years and RVP could do with a bit of rest.

 

[Lee]

One hell of a strong team for Newcastle tonight.

 

[Murphy]

A win tonight by 2 goals or more could bring us to 3rd.

Delighted to see Leeds Manager Simon Grayson dismissing any rumors linking him to Leicester. It's great having a manager and skipper from Yorkshire.

I won 36 quid last night backing Man United -2.

 

[Lee]

Attendence at Ewood parek is estimated about 6,000.

NUFC have sold 4,000 tickets.

 

[Lee]

Home end.

Away end.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Well apparently Blackburn fans are just as bad as Middlesbrough fans

 

[Lee]

Yet they're winning 1-0.

Chelsea miss a pen.

Stoke 1-0 up v liverpool.

Man City score 3 in 3 minutes after being 1-0 down to Wolves.

 

[a0161613]

That's fucking disgusting by Blackburn.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Celtic were 1-0 down at half-time to Hibs. Now 4-1 up, and Sproule just got sent off for Hibs.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

That's fucking disgusting by Blackburn.

Que?

 

[Lee]

This ref is a fucking joke. We should have had two clear penalties.

 

[¡Roján!]

I'm assuming Lee is either dead or dying. How the fuck didn't the Toon win!?

 

[Lee]

Because the ref is shit.

 

[Lee]

GET IN

 

[Lee]

FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES