Domestic football - spam version

[Lee]

BBC are ripping him to fuck

 

[Lee]

Their remains only six unbeaten teams in the league:

Four wins:
Manchester United
Manchester City

Three wins One draw:
Chelsea

Two wins Two draws:
Stoke City

Two wins One draw (played one less than the others)
Newcastle United

One win Three Draws:
Aston Villa

Stoke and Newcastle have the best defence with only one goal scored against them (Norwich for Stoke and Fulham for Newcastle).

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Well that was dreadful only shining light was Damien Duff, he was excellent just a shame the other 10 Fulham players were shit

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I duno we dropped from 9th to 12th in about 5 minutes thanks to a WestBrom goal and you were a goal off us and a point off top 10. Closer than you think.

Losing to Wigan on the final day of the season meant we missed out on 8th. But if we hadn't had the FA Cup run we wouldn't have been losing to Wigan at home.

 

[Lee]

Again that is true, we didn't have a cup run and fucked up a 3-0 lead against West brom though

 

[Lee]

I'm not having this like, the mackems got a 6million loan fee for Gyan. Surely getting someone out of the club in the loan period for a fee is against the rules? Or is a fee permitted?

 

[Miko]

I think the fee's perfectly legal, I think they do it instead of paying his wages. Although I am not sure on that last part

-EDIT- Cant find anything banning loan fees after January anyway -EDIT-

 

[Lee]

I checked the rules it is legal.

They're paying his fees AND they are giving Sunderland a fee. Outrage.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

That Ruiz who Fulham payed 10 million for has been very poor, seems to give the ball away eveytime he touches it

I used to watch Dutch Erdviese highlights. Enjoy, because asides from when he gets into space and can use his pace, all he can do is head and cross the ball.

Also, I'm not all that disgruntled with losing to Stoke. Stoke are probably my favorite team in the division outside my supported team. At least Crouch didn't get the goal, we'd never live that down.

And Sebastian Coetes should have started. Dude is an animal!

 

[Tastycles]

That Ruiz who Fulham payed 10 million for has been very poor, seems to give the ball away eveytime he touches it

Well that was dreadful only shining light was Damien Duff, he was excellent just a shame the other 10 Fulham players were shit

Ruiz wasn't good, and was clearly nervous, but he wasn't awful. He was asked to play a free role on his debut in a team that had never played the formation before after having trained twice with the squad. The jury is still out.

As for everyone else, Zamora was excellent, and Duff and Dempsey were good in spells. Senderos was fucking wank, and having now been a Fulham season ticket holder for three seasons, I have yet to see Andy Johnson score at home in the league. How he is still at a Premier League club is beyond me. If I was that bad at my job, I would expect to be sacked.

I checked the rules it is legal.

They're paying his fees AND they are giving Sunderland a fee. Outrage.

That's standard practice these days.

 

[Lee]

I've never read of a £6mil loan fee though. Unless you count Robbie Keane's 6 month stint at Liverpool.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

May of been a bit harsh on Fulham/Blackburn earlier but truth be told I'm still in a pissy mood after Kidderminster busted my coupon yesterday

Not expecting much from the Q.P.R./Newcastle game tomorow night but should be intresting if anything with Barton against his old club and the other Rangers signings and also Newcastle having a nearly perfect start to the season

 

[Lee]

I can't see QPR doing much to be honest.

 

[¡Roján!]

QPR will get thumped and Joey Barton will cry.

 

[Lee]

Lets hope so. Cabaye, Jonas and Tiote will take no shit off Joey. Neither will Saylor/Raylor or Colo.

Pardew's message ill be siimply: Wind Joey up.

 

[Lee]

Oh and Ranger was arrested again this weekend.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Oh and Ranger was arrested again this weekend.

That reminds me that during the Newcastle/QPR match, Dispatches on Channel 4 will be revealing Premier League players who have failed "out-of-competition" drugs tests

 

[Lee]

QPR were done for that last year wern't they if I'm right? Them and Bradford?

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

QPR were done for that last year wern't they if I'm right? Them and Bradford?

March 2010 according to The Times yeah, QPR got a £6000 fine while Bradford only got £1000 fine for "repeated failure to provide accurate information to sampling officers trying to locate players they want to test"

 

[Lee]

Todays bets:
Newcastle 3-0: 25/1
First goal scorer Saylor: 33/1
Last Goal scorer: Cabaye 16/1

Three £1 bets. Max return £77

 

[Lee]

Also put £2 Demba Ba hat trick at 140/1

 

[¡Roján!]

Lee's living dangerously with his 1 pound bets!

I put tenner on a Djokovic, Arsenal, Chelsea and Toon win. With 250 pound winnings!

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

To be fair, £1-5 bets are the best. You're not losing asubstantial amount and you're gaining a fair bit.

 

[Lee]

Exactly I alwys put £1/£2 on really. Most I won on £1 was £80 on Andy carroll hat trick v Villa and £90 on Everton beating Man City 2-1

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

So what are people making of Neville as the new pundit on the block? Still can't grow a beard and/or moustache to save his life though.