Domestic football - spam version

[Lee]

Newcastle striker Leon Best, when asked whether he will be putting a "robust" challenge in on former team-mate Joey Barton: "No, that's not really my game... I'll leave that to Cheick Tiote!"

 

[Lee]

This is a bit too back and forth for my liking

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Good opening 15, QPR looking the most dangerous

 

[Lee]

Joeys not done much thankfully.

 

[Lee]

Man we were lucky there

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Just imagine if QPR were successful in signing Craig Bellamy.

 

[Dan E. Inferno]

I've got money on this myself. £2 on 1-0 Newcastle win with Best getting the goal at 50-1. Not looking good so far.

So what are people making of Neville as the new pundit on the block? Still can't grow a beard and/or moustache to save his life though.

Much better than I thought he'd be. Prefer him to Redknapp.

 

[Lee]

Just wait until Pardew's half time team talk. He's gold.

 

[¡Roján!]

Come on Newcastle, hang on. Surprisingly, they've becom my second favourite team now, after the descent of Everton and Fulham.
1. Arsenal
2. Toon
3. Stoke
4. Liverpool
5. Everton

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Why do QPR keep playing the ball high to Wright-Phillips, he's a foot and a half smaller than the Newcastle defense and liked he showed us earlier if he does win a header it's not gonna go where he wants it to go

 

[Lee]

Played Stevie lad there

 

[Lee]

Ameobi is terrible.

Also how haven't QPR scored?

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Better game than I was expecting, If i was Warnock now I would either take Derry who's on a booking off and put on Campbell to parten Bothroyd up front or do a straight swap between Bothroyd and Campbell

 

[Lee]

neh keep derry on. He's goign to get a red.

Expect to see newcastle gusn a blazin next half.

I'd swapo shola for sammy or ba.

 

[Lee]

"It is 110 years since Newcastle opened a top flight season with back-to-back clean sheets in away matches. In 1901, they did not concede at Blackburn, at Everton and at Notts County."

 

[Tastycles]

Jay Bothroyd is arse on a stick. Rance-Phelps looked really good.

 

[Lee]

so who was named and shamed in dispatches?

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Looked around and the only name I could find was former Birmingham Striker, Garry O'Connor

They couldn't name anybody else due to legal reasons

 

[Lee]

Haha thats bullshit!

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

So that's "We've got only one name, but we'll name and shame them dammit!"

 

[Tastycles]

Named and shamed someone who has been publicly banned for drugs? Shocking...

 

[¡Roján!]

Yeah, so I was disappointed with the QPR-Newcastle result, I seriously thought the Toon would destroy them.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Yeah, so I was disappointed with the QPR-Newcastle result, I seriously thought the Toon would destroy them.

Just like Arsenal didn't destroy Swansea on Saturday, what's your prediction for Tomorow?

 

[¡Roján!]

Just like Arsenal didn't destroy Swansea on Saturday, what's your prediction for Tomorow?

0-2 away win for Arsenal. Goal from Theo, Goal from RVP.

Also, loving the new name, Danny.

 

[Lee]

Raylor is too expsed at LB Santon is needed ASAP.

Shola's shit

Ba needs a few full games

We need to get the ball to the strikers and them to shoot.