Domestic football - spam version

[Tastycles]

Tough draws for the English clubs today.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

United face Ajax and City face Porto in the Europa League. Pretty big ties quite early on as Ajax and Porto could have been 2 contenders to make it far. They still can of course, but with only half of those 4 teams going through at this early stage may not be great for the competition.

Stoke getting Valencia will be very interesting. Valencia are capable of really turning on the style, especially at the Mastella so it will be good to see how their free-flowing football philosophy shapes up compared to Stoke's more robust and gritty style.

Arsenal will face AC Milan in the Champions League which again is quite an intriguing tie. While Arsenal did win at the San Siro last time these 2 met, the changes in both teams from then are quite dramatic.

Chelsea have a tough tie with Napoli which will really test their credentials to win the competition.

Overall, the English teams in both comps will have their work cut out for them, which should make for some fantastic games.

 

[Ming]

Predictions time on who I think will go through and proceed to the next round.

Lyon v Apoel Nicosia - Apoel.

Napoli v Chelsea - Chelsea.

AC Milan v Arsenal - AC Milan.

FC Basle v Bayern Munich - Bayern.

Bayer Leverkusen v Barcelona - Barcelona

CSKA Moscow v Real Madrid - Madrid

Zenit St Petersburg v Benfica - Benfica

Marseille v Inter Milan - Marseille

 

[¡Roján!]

Lyon v Apoel Nicosia - Apoel.

AC Milan v Arsenal - AC Milan.

Marseille v Inter Milan - Marseille

Oh, behave.

 

[¡Roján!]

Phwoar. That Nani fellow bloods my boil.

Yeah, I don't know how he does it either.

 

[Tastycles]

 

[Барбоса]

Is that Fernando Torres' Gumtree account?

 

[Lee]

 

[Lee]

The commentators think getting beat 1-0 off Spurs is going forward.

 

[¡Roján!]

Love me some Christmas time football. You know, when I put about fifteen bets on a week.

 

[Lee]

Demba Ba hattrick Wednesday.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Demba Ba hattrick Wednesday.

Hope so, he is in my Fantasy Footy team

We (Bolton) REALLY need to beat Blackburn tonight, or we are majorly in the shit

We'll lose 3-0

 

[Lee]

Suarez is banned for 8 games. I wonder who Liverpool will play up front against Newcastle? Bellamy and Carroll? Balls.

 

[a0161613]

That's a joke.

 

[Lee]

It is a joke, racism in football has no place. Should have been longer. But what can you do about it?

 

[Ming]

Should have been a lifetime ban if they want to deter racism from football.

 

[Lee]

Should have been a lifetime ban if they want to deter racism from football.

Terry's next.

 

[¡Roján!]

Suarez. The dark chocolate of football. You know he is good, but he tastes so bitter and looks like a cunt. Yeah, that sums up my feelings for Suarez.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

I don't think Roberto Martinez said it, but someone raised the point that Suarez said the term (whatever it was) because he heard some United players saying it to Evra during the game. Martinez was bringing up cultural differences as the reason Alcaraz spat at the Wolves player a few weeks back. Not a great excuse for Suarez considering how long he's played in Europe though.

 

[Ming]

Terry's next.

Nah.

He's innocent until proven guilty.

 

[a0161613]

I've heard the same thing about "negrito" being a somewhat affectionate term in Spanish. Tim Vickery on the Beeb admitted that Spanish just doesn't translate nicknames well. I can't believe the club and the player didn't bring that up and I don't want to believe that this won't be reduced on appeal. January was a massive month for us. I wouldn't underestimate Liverpool though Lee. Carroll is a shit fit for our system but Bellers has been incredible (a bargain second only to Enrique) and we are gelling really well. All we need to for Carroll to fire and for Downing to spark and we will be top notch.

On another note, our team has hit the bar 17 times this season. I've never known a team to have such bad luck with the woodwork.

The evidence against Terry is so strong because he got caught saying it. On the same term, he is done for the rest of the season. And will he still be England captain? Probably, the cunt.

 

[Lee]

I didn't, I'd rather Suarez v Newcastle than CarrollBellamy

 

[Барбоса]

The evidence against Terry is so strong because he got caught saying it. On the same term, he is done for the rest of the season. And will he still be England captain? Probably, the cunt.

He has gotten away with it before so why not again.

 

[Ming]

The evidence against Terry is so strong because he got caught saying it.

Oh really? If it's so strong why hasn't he been charged?

And will he still be England captain? Probably, the cunt.

That "cunt" is the best leader England has.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Luis Suarez is a cunt. I hate using that word, but it sums him up so well. He's a diving, racist, arrogant little shit and he got better than he deserved by not being, as Lee stated, banned for a lifetime. The FA's a joke, but if they have undisputed evidence that Suarez was uttering a racist slur in a malicious way, then he should be punished to the full extent of the law.