Domestic football - spam version

[Tastycles]

Kean is surely going to get sacked now.

 

[Lee]

Fucking mackem bastards

 

[¡Roján!]

God, I love me some Stoke.

 

[Lee]

MAtty Etherington I love you.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

The rumour floating round is that Blackburn can't fire Kean because he's locked into a really, really expensive deal.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Peter Crouch runs like a drunken giraffe.

 

[Барбоса]

Or like Peter Griffin's brain damaged horse

 

[¡Roján!]

More like Forrest Gump on growth hormones.

 

[Ming]

Chelsea 4 -1 Man City. A prediction for tonight.

 

[Lee]

Chelsea 4 -1 Man City. A prediction for tonight.

 

[Барбоса]

Chelsea look like they are going to get annihilated.

Defending continues to be horrendous

 

[¡Roján!]

Man City's possesion has veen top notch, not many chances, though. Can someone honestly justify this being a draw?

 

[Барбоса]

How much will AVB complain when the media point out that his team started to defend so much better when they did what many pundits suggested and close the gap between the defence and the midfield?

Like the look of this Romeu chap though

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

So, Yaya Toure's playing a bit dirty tonight no?

 

[Lee]

Fuck yes.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Man City in general are a dirty team.

 

[Miko]

Wahey

 

[Барбоса]

The media bumming that Frank Lampard gets makes me nauseous.

The worst was the celebrating of his "fantastic goal" - it was a penalty that he was so nervous about missing that he forewent his normal approach of trying to hit a corner and blasted it for all he was worth straight down the middle.

Ray Wilkins basically swooned when he came on.

 

[¡Roján!]

Wilkins basically swooned when he came on.

Oh god, Wilkins. And we thought Booker T was a bad commentator.

 

[Lee]

The media bumming that Frank Lampard gets makes me nauseous.

You defended Modric, Bale and Parker once.

You cannot speak on the media bumming people.

 

[Барбоса]

You defended Modric, Bale and Parker once.

You cannot speak on the media bumming people.

I did not defend Spurs. I merely showed surprise at five's pro-Spurs stance, ill-judged as it was

 

[Tastycles]

Speaking of the media bumming people, I'm not normally one to talk about it but the Evening Standard tonight was unreal. Basically, Redknapp was deemed a worthy tactical successor to Capello because he made a substitution at half time after he saw his side was set up badly. I'd argue that failing to guess how Stoke, who have played exactly the same way for 3 and a half years, might set themselves up is more significant.

 

[Lee]

I did not defend Spurs. I merely showed surprise at five's pro-Spurs stance, ill-judged as it was

Neh I was on about earlier on about the time they drew 2-2 with us.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Fulham get knocked out with the last kick of the ball, harsh times.

 

[Ming]

We derserved to beat City. Dirty Manks should've been 3 men down.

And we'll beat that exceptionally overrated Spurs squad in a week.