Domestic football - spam version

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Lyon managing to pull off a 7 goal swing away from home to eliminate Ajax was fierce.

There were some desperately poor sides in the Champions League. I do not remember too many times You can maybe forgive the likes of Galati, Genk and Dinamo Zagreb somewhat for being inexperienced but what the hell has happened to Villareal? They were so poor that it was embarrassing.

Villareal have been unlucky Nilmar and Rossi both got injured at the start of the season and wont be back until after christmas so they have no one left that can score for them at all.

EDIT: I heard today either united or city will have to play their next europa league game on a tuesday due to a silly rule that stops 2 teams playing home games on the same day if they are too close of a distance to each other.

 

[Loveless]

The only thing funnier than Man Ure being in the Europa League will be when they get knocked out of it for not being good enough.

That Lyon game was dodgy. There will be an investigation into the betting around that, I guarantee it.

 

[Ming]

The only thing funnier than Man Ure being in the Europa League will be when they get knocked out of it for not being good enough.

That Lyon game was dodgy. There will be an investigation into the betting around that, I guarantee it.

Apparently the Zagreb goalie winked at one of his teamates after a goal or something like that I heard.

My Man Utd-supporting friends suddenly hate the Glazers again.

 

[Ming]

This is the same man who proclaimed himself to be the world's greatest striker before playing in a 3-1 loss to Japan where he looked like he was a schoolboy that didn't give a shit.

I hate Nicklas Bentdner. The guy plays football like a fetus. He's a pompous piece of stinking, steaming stupid donkey shit.

 

[Lee]

We're fucked.

 

[Ming]

We're fucked.

How so?

After hearing about Vidic your not the only Utd that's fucked.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Caption competition time

 

[Lee]

How so?

After hearing about Vidic your not the only Utd that's fucked.

Because we don't have a recognised centre back in the club. The closest is James Perch and Kadar.

 

[Ming]

Because we don't have a recognised centre back in the club. The closest is James Perch and Kadar.

So Collocini's out for while then?

 

[Lee]

50/50 for tomorrow.

 

[Loveless]

Oh well, goodbye to that decent defence. It was a nice change

 

[Барбоса]

Because we don't have a recognised centre back in the club.

Thought for a second you were talking about Man Utd

 

[Ming]

Thought for a second you were talking about Man Utd

 

[Ming]

Man Utd won't be winning the league this season, I feel that it's almost a certainty with what's happened to Vidic. Smalling and Jones are inexperienced, Evans is shit and so is Ferdinand. They definitely won't be keeping 6 (I think it was 6) clean sheets consecutively again.

 

[a0161613]

EDIT: I heard today either united or city will have to play their next europa league game on a tuesday due to a silly rule that stops 2 teams playing home games on the same day if they are too close of a distance to each other.

It's not a silly rule, it's logic. It is the same in the CL and would be for Arsenal and Spurs or Liverpool and Everton.

Basically it's mainly due to policing.

 

[Lee]

Oh well, goodbye to that decent defence. It was a nice change

kadar and Perch did well in the championship. We're against two championship standard teams the next two games so why not.

 

[Ming]

kadar and Perch did well in the championship. We're against two championship standard teams the next two games so why not.

Who do you have to play?

 

[Lee]

Next four games are:

Norwich
Swansea
West Brom
Bolton

 

[Ming]

You'll be fine.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

You'll be fine.

So when Norwich batter Newcastle, Lee can blame you?

 

[Lee]

So when Norwich batter Newcastle, Lee can blame you?

Pardew would blame Chelsea. I wouldn't.

 

[Lee]

Man Obertan is shit.

 

[Lee]

Oh for fuck sake.

 

[¡Roján!]

What a screamer, Robin.

 

[Lee]

I'm disgusted with that performance.