Domestic football - spam version

[Lee]

There won't be much PNE coverage

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

Oh well. I got decent internets.

AND FUCK YOU NANI AND ROONEY AND YOUR VERY ENGLISH NAMES.

 

[Tastycles]

Oh yeah, Nani is well English. Wasn't that Churchill's right hand man, General Nani?

 

[¡Roján!]

And bonus points are in, back to second in the league. Top scorer of points was:

It's clobberin' time with 69 in second place was Tasty and I with 68 the wooden spoon goes to Inter ur nan with 30.

The league is:

Sheffield Tuesday 62 280
Hyrule F.C 68 236
It's A Booking 62 217
FC United Of Leeds 44 214
KFC Wimbledon 68 202
Break a Leg Utd 51 197
It's clobberin' time 69 169
Inter ur nan 30 157
The Blues 36 57

On your knees, DOGS.

In all seriousness, I had forgotten about the fantasy league this weekend. But, it worked out well, no? Also, Danny, fuck off. Arsenal were mint, lulz.

 

[Барбоса]

So Asamoah Gyan left Sunderland to play in the Middle East for the good of his family and not money?

I suppose that that is a good enough reason. I mean why subject your loved ones to a war torn region where neighbours have been at each others throats for generations and all of the dangers that go with it when you could live in the Middle East?

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

Doesn't surprise me considering the team he used to play for.

 

[¡Roján!]

Eboney, go with the gunners. There's not a better team to take you through all the emotions possible in one single match. True story, bro.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Suprised Lee hasn't beaten me to it but Ben Arfa returns to the Newcastle first team after nearly a year out against Notts Forest

 

[¡Roján!]

Arsenal 0-1 Shrewsbury


WE ARE AT THE FUCKING EMIRATES, YOU FRENCH FUCK.

 

[Ming]

Eboney, support Chelsea. . We win plenty of trophies and we have a very versatile squad with lots of different players.

 

[¡Roján!]

Eboney, support Chelsea. . We win plenty of trophies and we have a very old squad with lots of different pension plans.

FIXED.

 

[Ming]

FIXED.

And we hold on to our best players during their prime.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

And we hold on to our best players during their prime.

And long after their prime aswell............

 

[Ming]

And long after their prime aswell............

Because their still Top Class.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Because their still Top Class.

 

[Ming]

Fail. Torres actually played really well.

 

[¡Roján!]

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Can't breathe...

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Fail. Torres actually played really well.

I don't give a shit. That miss will haunt him for the rest of the season.

 

[¡Roján!]

Fail. Torres actually played really well.

Played REALLY well for a 50 million pound striker. lulz, I might be an Arsenal nut but, I recognise our flaws and short-comings and point them out.

 

[Ming]

*

Can't breathe...

Wait a.. is that a Champions League Kit? Arsenal probably won't have one next season and I don't think Dundee Utd have ever had one.

 

[Ming]

Played REALLY well for a 50 million pound striker. lulz, I might be an Arsenal nut but, I recognise our flaws and short-comings and point them out.

Why point it out when the everyone else seems to have that taken care of? I'd rather stick up for him than state the obvious and be painfully oblivious to what he's capable of.

 

[Ming]

I don't give a shit. That miss will haunt him for the rest of the season.

I didn't know you can see into the future.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I didn't know you can see into the future.

2 goals in 19 games for someone supposed to be worth £50 Million and Villas-Boas has already left him out for poor performances before, plus we all know how shit his form goes after he loses confidence. If he scores more than 10 goals in all competitions I'll be stunned.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

2 goals in 19 games for someone supposed to be worth £50 Million and Villas-Boas has already left him out for poor performances before, plus we all know how shit his form goes after he loses confidence. If he scores more than 10 goals in all competitions I'll be stunned.

I smell a name change bet coming

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I smell a name change bet coming

Only do them with Doc.