Domestic football - spam version

[Lee]

Which game is?

 

[Ming]

Wolves v QPR

 

[a0161613]

Bizarre choice.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I think I might have got Villa vs. Newcastle if any. That's about it though.

 

[Lee]

Neh QPR seem to be Sky's media darlings of the season especially now Jpey's there

 

[Барбоса]

I do not think that Sky Sports ever pick a game that they had on live earlier in the day as their game of the day, no matter how entertaining it was. Mainly because they will be showing it again in its entirety at some stage.

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

I might watch the Man U vs Chelsea game tomorrow. Don't ask me why in the hell I am getting it locally tho.

Anything tips on what I should be paying attention to during the game?

 

[Tastycles]

So, this weekend I learned how to say a load of Brazillian and Portuguese players' names. It's actually Honaldo, would you believe? Also, its Andrey Veeeelash Boash. You say one of the ls.

Anyway, me and my friend were talking on our gay date yesterday evening, and we agreed that Stoke are easily the best team outside the big six, and that they might finish above Calamity Arsenal and Spurs if things go their way.

I'd say early indications would suggest that the rest of the top ten will be Villa, Newcastle and Everton - I sincerely doubt QPR can maintain their recent performances all season. Bolton look absolutely garbage, and could be in serious trouble.

On fantasy football related news, they didn't make my substitutions properly, which is good, because I meant to take Nathan Dyer out.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

I might watch the Man U vs Chelsea game tomorrow. Don't ask me why in the hell I am getting it locally tho.

Anything tips on what I should be paying attention to during the game?

Wayne Rooney's "Hair Transplant" and tell me if you would pay money for that silly thing

The thing about Stoke is there Europa league scedule, it's going to be tough for today after coming back from the Ukraine just a couple of days ago and with 5 more games still to play there is a strong possibility of key players picking up injuries, I still think that anything below the top top 10 will be a massive dissapoinment for Stoke but with the Europa League in the way I think a top 6 place might be a little bit too ambitious for them this season but if they do it then I'll travel to Stoke and shake Tony Pulis by the hand

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

We were fucking shit against Norwich, and Klasnic got himself sent off stupidly at the end of the 1st half.

Next up Arsenal and Chelsea, rounding off our 1st 7 games in which we will have played City, Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea lol

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

I think Norwich were lucky to still have 11 men on the pitch at the end of the match after Barnett's tackle on Klasnic, in my opinion it was a straight red card as he's gone in with excessive force and you can tell that by the way Klasnic's head snapped back on impact so Barnett was a very lucky to net even get a yellow for that

 

[a0161613]

I'd be delighted if we won at Spurs today but I just can't it. Would be terrific as I know LOADS of Spurs fans.

 

[Leeds Guy]

I too would like Liverpool to be Spurs. A clean sheet would be a bonus too

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Well here comes the Beach Balls

Come on Celtic!

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Celtic 2-1 up at half-time, rangers look rattled after McGregor's howler so we should come out in the 2'nd half and push for a third, I would take Mulgrew off as he's on a yellow and bring on Young Forrest

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Well Fuck

 

[Lee]

So that rangers game, how did it go?

 

[Lee]

Anyway, me and my friend were talking on our gay date yesterday evening, and we agreed that Stoke are easily the best team outside the big six, and that they might finish above Calamity Arsenal and Spurs if things go their way.

Titus Bramble has just scored past them. TITUS BRAMBLE

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

So that rangers game, how did it go?

We were shockingly poor in the second half, we needed to go out there in the second half, keep the ball on the ground and attack to get the third goal and kill off the game, but we sat back and let Rangers play, we had a couple of warning before the equlizer with Davis hitting the bar and Lafferty having a goal disallowed but we continued to sit back and eventually we gave up a goal from yet another set peice (we play the zonal marking tactic) and then we were rattled and this point Mulgrew should of been subbed off because he was playing with fire with Forrest coming on to give us that spark which we needed but Lennon didn't change and we conceded a third, again there were plenty of warnings before it but we didn't change a thing 3-2 down and then Suprise Suprise, Charlie Mulgrew get's himself sent off, Game Over we lose 4-2in the end.

I don't know why Lennon has suddenly dropped the free flowing football we played last season and has adapted the long ball tactic, it's not working for us, we need to go back to doing what we do best

 

[Lee]

I know, I'm a Rangers fan. Twas a joke.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Well you got a reminder so you can laugh at us a bit more

 

[Lee]

SUnderland have now scored twice as many goals past Stoke than the previous four clubs Stoke have played.

Incidentally they have now helped us in that NUFC have the best defensive record in the Premier league (only conceded two, shame our attack's shit!)

 

[Lee]

It's weird having two sunday 3pm kick offs

 

[a0161613]

Fucking ridiculous....

 

[Lee]

Was the ref as bad as I heard?