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[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Both Red cards looked fair to me although in Adam's defense I don't think he saw the man coming for his second yellow but it still could of been a leg breaker

Right Man Utd - Chelsea in 15 minutes and this match better be good, because after this match I'm off to my gran's to meet my cousins new boyfriend and face a 3 hour enquiry on why I haven't got a girfriend yet...

Has anybody got any weed?

 

[a0161613]

Was the ref as bad as I heard?

Yes but we didnt do ourselves any favours and deserved to lose. Adam's second booking looks worse in slow replay and I thought Skrtel's booking were a little harsh.

We then proceeded to make them look like Barca. The tactics were wrong and we were just on a shocker from the first minute.

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

Wayne Rooney's "Hair Transplant" and tell me if you would pay money for that silly thing

Who in the bloody hell is that?


tbh I don't know much about football. I do know I was watching a lil bit of a game with a Spanish team (they were reading red jerseys) at my local sports bar. Five minutes of that and I just dubbed them all a bunch of *****es because they were going down left and right over the slightest things.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Who in the bloody hell is that?

You'll know when you see him, looks like somebody's shave a rat and put the fur on his head

tbh I don't know much about football. I do know I was watching a lil bit of a game with a Spanish team (they were reading red jerseys) at my local sports bar. Five minutes of that and I just dubbed them all a bunch of *****es because they were going down left and right over the slightest things.

Then your not going to enjoy this match

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

Then your not going to enjoy this match

So, who should I cheer for? I was leaning towards Manchester because of mah rasstlin' gawd, but I hear they are real ********s. I am so confused.


Yeah, I am tired of complaining about the Dolphins, I want a new sport to watch.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

So, who should I cheer for? I was leaning towards Manchester because of mah rasstlin' gawd, but I hear they are real ********s. I am so confused.

I'm presume your talking about Barrett and if you are then he doesn't actually support Manchester United, infact I think he hates them so probably go for Chelsea

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

I'm presume your talking about Barrett and if you are then he doesn't actually support Manchester United, infact I think he hates them so probably go for Chelsea

Yeah. He is a Preston North End boy.


Maybe I should cheer for them instead of Man U or Chelsea. Well, I hope I enjoy the game.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Sunderland 4-0 up at home to Stoke with half an hour left to play

And the commentry in Che/Utd game have just that Ashley Cole is a nice lad off the pitch the same Ashley Cole who cheated on his wife on two occasions and shot one of his own team mates

 

[Lee]

How many missed pens this season?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Cashley Cole is supposed to be a walking pile of dung in real life.

 

[Lee]

"Reid paid the heating bill out of his own pocket. He also donated his 1986 FA Cup Final loser's medal to be auctioned to help raise money for the club's unpaid staff."

And so they sack Monkey's heed

 

[Leeds Guy]

It's Risdale, what did you expect. The guy is a cunt of the highest order.

 

[Ming]

Man Utd got lucky again, very lucky. The story of their football club for the past 15 years. Utter *****. Torres is a cunt as well. A BIG FUCKING CUNT!

 

[Lee]

Man U wern't lucky, Chelsea were.

And Leeds guy I agree, all the Monkey's Heed joking aside he's done great things for that club, it's a shame they have some shit owners. Their fans are fantastic and were great up here during our championship run and were classy as hell by unveiling a banner congratulating us on promotion despite us being the team that ultimately sent them down.

Green army!

 

[Ming]

Man U wern't lucky, Chelsea were.

You're winding me up, you can't genuinely believe that.

 

[Lee]

Neh I don't nor were Man U lucky well aside from the Torres miss.

 

[Ming]

What about the two offside goals? And the ricochet goal?

 

[Lee]

They were offside.

 

[Lee]

Dammit down to third in the league.

 

[a0161613]

Man Utd got lucky again, very lucky. The story of their football club for the past 15 years. Utter *****. Torres is a cunt as well. A BIG FUCKING CUNT!

And you paid £50mil for him, thanks for that. Besides, he is still the best striker at your club.

First goal was just offside, but no more than Blackburns goal yesterday, second goal was brilliant, third one was shocking defending. The Torres finish was great, his miss.....WOW.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

That's Torres' second goal for Chelsea right?

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

The game just came on about 20 min ago for me. So, couple of questions:

- How many periods does the game have?
- Are the fat guys in black the refs?
- Is that a "MAN U SUCKS" chant?

This sport ain't half bad. Might keep up with it.

 

[Lee]

Two halves of 45 minutes with a break of 15

 

[Tastycles]

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Great game to watch could of ended up 6-6 and maybe should of done

United's first goal was offisde but Smalling should never of had a free header
Ramires should of scored
Torress should of a hat-trick today
Nani's goal was a cracker
More dreadful defending for the Man Utd's third goal
I think AVB is quite a handsome lad
Chelsea's goal was a good team goal
Berbatov should of scored
Man Utd defending at times was sketchy


Also Eboney not all us Referee's are fat although considering the Premier League referee's training is more intense than a player's it is quite suprising how large he looks