Domestic football - spam version

[Lee]

Doctors and Police don't get 52,000 people paying at least £25 to watch them.

 

[Lee]

Someone on football focus has just said Sunderland will stay up because they're good at keeping clean sheets.

Their last one was in November. They have had two all season.

 

[A11oftheLights]

So what is the go with Leicester? Apparently gone and got on the pingas and cocaine before the end of season trip?

 

[Lee]

Course they did, this is the same team that sacked three for racism yet let Jamie Vardy stay even though he had a go at a Japanese guy in a casino calling him a Jap.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Unless The Sunday Times has secretly filmed a doctor prescribing Jamie Vardy cocaine, no. The allegations came from a crooked doctor who was caught bragging that he'd provided Premier League players with performance enhancing drugs (Aston Villa are obviously in the clear). No players have been filmed, linked with the doctor, or failed drug tests. It makes for a saucy headline but doesn't seem to have any legitimacy at this time. The doctor, having been unaware that he was being filmed and in obvious fear for his career, is also denying it.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Lee, you are a Newcastle fan, what is going on here?

Also, with Howard leaving Everton to come back to the States and play in the MLS retirement home, I may need a new rooting interest.

 

[Lee]

Norwich getting away with a few things they shouldn't have. That and their hand ball to score the third summed up the day.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Lee, you are a Newcastle fan, what is going on here?

Also, with Howard leaving Everton to come back to the States and play in the MLS retirement home, I may need a new rooting interest.

It's what can be referred to as a 'firm tackle.'

 

[Lee]

It's what can be referred to as a 'firm tackle.'

Weeeeeeey!

 

[Lee]

RANGERS ARE BACK FUCKING YES!!!

 

[Dave]

Until they're relegated again next season...

 

[Lee]

Can't cope with two relegations in two years.

That being said the SPL is pretty corrupt so wouldn't surprise me if the rules were changed again.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

So uh, that Liverpool/Dortmund game, eh?

 

[Dave]

Wow! That was an amazing match. Reminds me of the Champions League final against Milan.

 

[Lee]

I'm a decent manager aren't I?

 

[Барбоса]

Second half didn't even closely resemble a professional football match.

Tactics and formations be damned!

 

[Барбоса]

Newcastle could get their arses handed to them over Gutierrez.

Alan Pardew was described as "vague, unconvincing, inconsistent, not credible and contradictory" - who says judges in this country don't have a clue...?

 

[Lee]

Yeah, it's the last thing we need really.

Though they got Pardew spot on.

 

[Lee]

Spoiler

 

[Uncle Sam]

Gomes, who saved two penalties to keep a clean sheet today, was in my starting eleven as of last night. Nah, I thought - Watford are on their holidays; best bring De Gea in.

I'm going to go hang myself.

 

[Lee]

Some crazy results this weekend.

 

[Dave]

Some crazy results this weekend.

 

[Lee]

Scott Brown's still running to take his penalty.

 

[Dave]

If there is anything positive that comes from the defeat, it should be that Ronny gets the long-awaited chop in the morning.

*Starts holding his breath*

 

[Lee]

Whilst I want Spurs to win the league, if they're not going to can Leicester wrap it up before the last game of the season? Thanks.