Domestic football - spam version

[Lee]

If we get Ridgewell and Ruiz I'd be a happy man, even happier if thy send Ranger the other way.

 

[Lee]

Ngog to Bolton: Done deal

 

[Lee]

PVA to wigan, not bad.

 

[Tastycles]

In other Sky Sports News news, did anyone see the clip of that jockey breaking her ankle? In short, horse lands on it.

 

[Tastycles]

"We'll tell you where Rohan Ricketts has gone next".

Obscurity ten years ago, will presumably be the answer.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

So far any Dundee United transfers over the last few days have been a couple of on-loan signings from Tasty's Fulham. No idea who they are, but we need support in the back and up front so not too bad I guess.

 

[Tastycles]

WARNING; Spam email. If you receive an email titled '2 free Everton tickets' don't open it as it does contain 2 free Everton tickets.

Its not looking good for them though, seriously. I know they've got an Argentinian, but all I'll say to that is Mauro Boselli.

 

[Барбоса]

"We'll tell you where Rohan Ricketts has gone next".

Obscurity ten years ago, will presumably be the answer.

He joined Shamrock Rovers this morning from what I have heard and will play against Spurs in the Europa League

 

[Lee]

Nicklas Bendtner has joined mackems on a season-long loan

 

[Lee]

chris kamara on twitter:

Just been told by @saifpr top agent Saif Ruby that manchester city have offered £100 million + Balotelli for Messi Barca considering it now!

 

[¡Roján!]

The Arteta deal is back on. If this goes through, I will personally fly to London and kiss Arsene Wenger on the head. Seriously, I've always loved Arteta.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

That prick Diouf getting his contract at Blackburn terminated has made my day!

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Arteta is 29 though 10 million is a bit much for someone his age.

 

[Lee]

I'm surprised no one's been linked with Berbatov.

 

[Lee]

fuck this fucking club:

Now been told Newcastle United have completed their business in the window.

 

[Lee]

£12.6m spent, £12m made on sales. Net spend of £600k in a summer transfer window. Fucking disgusting.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Jesus Rangers have turned down a £9million bid for Jelavic, as a Celtic fan I would of loved to see the back of him but

 

[Барбоса]

So Meireles wants out of Anfield.

Bit fucking late

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Bellamy has rejoined Liverpool on a 2 year deal and Scott Dann has joined Blackburn

 

[Y 2 Jake]

So Meireles wants out of Anfield.

Bit fucking late

If he ain't careful he'll end up at Stoke. It's already looking like we'll be holding Crouch against his will.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Meireles to Chelsea, Arteta to Arsenal & Bendtner to Sunderland all been confirmed according to the BBC

 

[¡Roján!]

Park Chu-Young, Mertesacker, Santos, Benayoun and Arteta! All in one day! What avgreat day to be an Arsenal fan! Wenger listened and man, what a pay out. I'm so excited! And, to put all this in perspective: thats, Gervinho, Park, Per, Andre, Yossi and Mikel for less than the price of Andy Carroll. MTFO!

 

[Барбоса]

Park Chu-Young, Mertesacker, Santos, Benayoun and Arteta! All in one day! What avgreat day to be an Arsenal fan! Wenger listened and man, what a pay out. I'm so excited! And, to put all this in perspective: thats, Gervinho, Park, Per, Andre, Yossi and Mikel for less than the price of Andy Carroll. MTFO!

And all it took was years of sticking his head in the sand, a virtual revolt from the fans and an 8-2 annihilation

 

[Lee]

Ba Abeid Cabaye Obertan SanToon Elliot Marveaux In for a total of 12.6mil

Enrique Nolan Routledge Barton Out for a total of 12 million

Still baffingly employed by the club: Ranger and Smith

Back from injury "new signings" Gosling and Ben Arfa

Interest on 35mil since January? .6m

Total spent this window = nothing

Total promised = £35mil

Hmm.

 

[¡Roján!]

And all it took was years of sticking his head in the sand, a virtual revolt from the fans and an 8-2 annihilation

EXACTLY!