Domestic football - spam version

[a0161613]

I can't believe Liverpool could be top at Christmas.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Pssh bring on Thursday biatch!

Beating Stoke doesn't mean you're getting 5th either.

And Arsenal have more chance of winning the league than Liverpool.

 

[Tastycles]

I can't see anyone but City winning the league. Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool look best bet for the other three positions, but you've got to think United will stop being so shit eventually and that maybe Liverpool won't keep it up.

No doubt United will buy Leighton Baines for £53 million in January.

I'm glad I gave up my Fulham season ticket this season.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Why? Winning every ten games makes you feel a whole lot more than if you support one of the top clubs. Fulham will survive by the skin of their teeth and that'll be just as exciting, if not more so, than Arsenal's eternal quest for a Champions League place.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Good grief, Vincent Tan is a twat. The guy that gave someone on work experience the head of recruitment thinks that Mackay is the problem with Cardiff City. What an utter tool.

 

[Miko]

At least if Mackay gets sacked he can go straight on the dole

 

[Tastycles]

Why? Winning every ten games makes you feel a whole lot more than if you support one of the top clubs. Fulham will survive by the skin of their teeth and that'll be just as exciting, if not more so, than Arsenal's eternal quest for a Champions League place.

I'm not a real fan though, and I've had a chest infection for about 6 weeks. Going in the cold to watch 35 year olds labour to shite teams isn't my idea of fun. If they do stay up, I'll regret not being in the last day of the season pitch invasion, but I don't think they will, to be honest.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Winter football is nobodies idea of fun if you go often enough. That's why there's all that singing. Warms motherfuckers up and gets them moving.

 

[Tastycles]

They definitely do not have all that singing at Fulham.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I was going to say I hope Fulham, West Ham and Palace go down just to have some interesting away days, but I'd rather talk to an attractive stranger in a bar than set foot in Selhurst Park ever again.

Edit: Oh, and Charlton are going down anyway. I keep forgetting about that.

Edit2: LOLSWEEPERKEEPER

 

[Lee]

Well when the mackems go down you can see me.

 

[Blade]

Call me biased, but Chelsea should've either had a red card or conceded a penalty...

 

[Lee]

Tim Sherwood appointed Spurs manager.

 

[Blade]

Yeah, it's an interesting one. He's not the most experienced manager.

 

[Lee]

Can you play like this on Sunday please?

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Tim Sherwood appointed Spurs manager.

Full-time or interim?

 

[Lee]

Full-time or interim?

Until end of 2014/15 season

 

[Loveless]

Tim Sherwood appointed Spurs manager.

Facepalm

 

[Lee]

This is fun!

 

[Blade]

I'd feel bad for Stoke if I didn't hate them.

Also, Podolski is super underrated.

 

[Lee]

He's not underrated, he's just been injured.

 

[Blade]

I know, but people say he wasn't a very good buy after his first season.

 

[Lee]

He had a cracking start before he was injured.

 

[Lee]

So six pointer for the title on Sunday then?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Glad I opted to take the kids out for the afternoon instead of watching the game then.