Domestic football - spam version

[a0161613]

Sturridge is a Red. Took a pay cut to make the deal happen. Good start.

 

[Alastor]

Ba can fuck right off but I'll be cheering him on on Wednesday.

 

[Tastycles]

Obertan --> Shit.

 

[Lee]

We're shit and we're sick of it.

 

[a0161613]

I'm happy.

 

[Lee]

Sad thing was the mackems at work were winding me up about the result not bothered by losing to Liverpool.

 

[¡Roján!]

HAI BAINES

 

[Lee]

I'm sick of having 5 first team players out injured.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

I'm sick of having 5 first team players out injured.

It could be worse, you could lose to QPR.

 

[Lee]

That is true, we did beat them. This time last season we had 36 points.

 

[Lee]

Recycle:

 

[Lee]

FA Cup weekend.

We'll get beat off Brighton. Colo, Bigi and Cisse have 'knocks' and with Elliott getting cup duties and Tiote at ACON our team will probably be:

Elliot
Tavenir Perch Williamson Santon
Marveux Anita Fergie
Obertan Shola Sammy

Last time we played Brighton I watched it with Tasty and his gay flatmate who's not really gay. Some Geordie blokes tried to start trouble and when they found out who my dad was they shut the fuck up.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Is your dad Keegan? Beardsley? Shearer?! Or as Tyler would say, Shear-AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

 

[Lee]

Nah just has a bit of a reputation in the toon.

 

[Tastycles]

I can vouch for the above.

 

[Lee]

Oh fuck off brighton.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Robin Van Persie, you wee gem! Extra games aren't ideal but they beat going out early again.
Good to see Joe Cole back, he's been unlucky with his time at Liverpool but he's a decent player.

 

[a0161613]

Brighton were brilliant today. Their opponents were supposed to be a Prem team but they didnt look like one or play like one. The red card didnt change things.

The Amex is a great ground for the club too.

I just hope Liverpool show up and do a job tomorrow. I dont want anything spectacular from them, just to get through.

 

[Lee]

Considering we have 10 players injured we weren't a premiership team. I think we played 5 'first team' players today and even that is pushing it. It was never a red in a million years and the Amex stadium is shit.

Brighton were not brilliant at all, I can recall three shots and 2 went in. They were average but newcastle were shit.

Get off your high horse about the supposed premier team that you failed to beat at home this season. Hope you get done over you cunt.

 

[Tastycles]

Fulham were turd today, but a replay in Blackpool might be a fun trip. Karagounis' goal was amazing though, look out for that.

 

[a0161613]

That's so funny it's untrue. Fuck off Lee. Take a dozen chill pills, stop making it personal and stop bringing up excuses for another cup failure.

 

[Lee]

Look at our team have you heard of Dummet? Tavenir? Abeid? Exactly, most of the people in the pub hadn't. It was reserves at best plus Anita and Santon. Nowhere near our full strength team, Nile Ranger will be a testament to that.

 

[Miko]

I'd heard of Tavernier and Abeid before, pretty sure I've skimmed past them on the transfer market at fifa at some point. Their overall ratings werent too bad actually.

 

[Lee]

There were people in the pub asking me who they were. It's an embarrassment and that was our full strength fit team.

Lee Probert didn't help to be fair but it just adds to how shit we are.

 

[Miko]

Obviously not fifa fans then, Lee. Abeid I did genuinely know from other places though. At least you can point to that, imagine if they had have been at full strength.

I feel for you though I must say, the team I support were knocked out before yours had to compete so I know what you're going through.