Domestic football - spam version

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Is that Irwin and Kanchelskis in the Coventry pic?

 

[Miko]

Yeah Fergies a cunt. Also, if Ashley Williams was actually aiming for Van Persie's head while trying to kick a ball in that body position I'll contract diabetes, have to have my foot amputated and then eat my own amputated foot.

Also, the "we thought you were dead" chants at Van Persie was funny shit.

 

[Lee]

McLeish is new forest manager

 

[Alastor]

Mcleish may not be the best but he is no Henning Berg.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Get Steve Kean back at Blackburn please.

 

[BK Styles]

So Sir Alex Ferguson has said Alan Pardew is a hypocrite, and the 'worst for haranguing referee's', and he said he only gets called the worst because he's the manager of the biggest club in the world, and 'not a wee club in the north-east'.

Lee, the floor is yours.

 

[Барбоса]

SAF is correct about Pardew - he is never done lambasting referees.

None of that does not deflect from the fact that Ferguson should have been punished for his tirade, especially on the same day we have Redknapp and Mancini being written to for comments they made about the refs of their games.

Not sure what him being manager of Newcastle has to do with it though. Sure, Man Utd are a far bigger club than Newcastle but as Wenger said today, the rules are the rules regardless of what club you manage.

This has all the hallmarks of Ferguson slinging mud in an attempt to deflect attention from the fact that he has gotten away with one.

 

[BK Styles]

SAF is correct about Pardew - he is never done lambasting referees.

None of that does not deflect from the fact that Ferguson should have been punished for his tirade, especially on the same day we have Redknapp and Mancini being written to for comments they made about the refs of their games.

Not sure what him being manager of Newcastle has to do with it though. Sure, Man Utd are a far bigger club than Newcastle but as Wenger said today, the rules are the rules regardless of what club you manage.

This has all the hallmarks of Ferguson slinging mud in an attempt to deflect attention from the fact that he has gotten away with one.

Spot on. Vintage Ferguson. And true about Pardew, though I can't recall a manager going off on ALL of the officials like Fergie did, so he absolutely deserves some form of punishment. I'm pretty shocked he has gotten away with it to be honest.

 

[Lee]

Pardew did at the beginning of the season, when's he done it since?

Fergie can fuck right off, wee club in the north east? That why you so upset?

 

[Lee]

If Manchester U hadn't dropped 4 points against the Wee Club Up North last season they'd have won the league.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Oh Fergie, if only he had Twitter! He should really take it easy on the festive booze.

 

[Ming]

I think it goes without saying that Alex Ferguson is a gigantic hypocrite. Man Utd were lucky to win (again) against Newcastle. Ferguson must be blind too because according to him, Cisse (or Ba? Can't quite remember) had his hands all over Evans for the own goal. Yet anybody with a pair of eyes can see that Evans is the one grabbing Ba (or Cisse) with both his hands. So yeah, fuck Ferguson. Still think City are going to win the league. It's hilarious that Man Utd fans are already bragging over a 7 point lead with 19 games to go because just last year Man Utd lost an 8 point lead in about 4 or 5 matches to lose the title.

 

[Lee]

It was Cisse in the position, Fergie said it was Ba.

 

[Lee]

 

[Барбоса]

The goal should have been disallowed. Regardless of who was grabbing who, Cisse being where he was and in an offside position means he was interfering.

Doesn't give SAF the right to fly off the handle. Then again he must be getting frustrated with his team defending so poorly. They have been somewhat fortunate to get away with it so far but it cannot last

 

[Lee]

He wasn't interfering, he was pushed by Evans into the position. Either it's a goal or it's a pen.

 

[Барбоса]

Evans was marking him; therefore he was interfering. Plus the ball was going to pass within 2 feet of him on its way to goal.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Doesn't give SAF the right to fly off the handle. Then again he must be getting frustrated with his team defending so poorly. They have been somewhat fortunate to get away with it so far but it cannot last

The thing is, they've played Chelsea, Liverpool, Newcastle and Man City away, winning all those games, as well as beating Arsenal at home. Real Madrid is going to be interesting because on paper, Real are much more fancied but they aren't the same Real who blitzed their way to the title last season. At the moment, I fancy our chances if Vidic can stay fit and Kagawa returns with the same form before his injury.

Spurs at home is probably the only game where having a leaky defence has really cost us, whereas our losses to Everton and Norwich and our draw with Swansea were more affected by our ineffectiveness up front.

 

[¡Roján!]

Explain to me why United need Lewandowski. Please.

 

[Lee]

Which United?

 

[¡Roján!]

Manchester.

 

[Lee]

Then state so.

 

[¡Roján!]

I thought it was obvious what with it being all over the news and stuff

 

[Lee]

I'm correcting you on referring to Machester United the team who took the United name 20 years after Newcastle and after countless other United's should be referred to as United.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Explain to me why United need Lewandowski. Please.

If its a sign that Welbeck is gonna be on the move then I'm happy. If its a sign that the Mexican crime deterrent Chicharito is on the move then I'm sad.

My guess would be that Fergie likes Rooney in his sitting role, can't be arsed sorting out the defence and just wants to blitz the fuck out of the opposition.

He's been linked with (Man) United since April/May though so its not worth getting carried away with. Me thinks he's gonna be the next Sneijder.