Domestic football - spam version

[Ming]

That's right, Dowds. You lose 6-1 to Man City, 3-2 to Tottenham Hotspurs and 5-4 to Chelsea.

What a great team.

 

[Lee]

Enrique: Can't wait to play Newcastle Sunday

Ryan Taylor replies: I hope you've got your keeper gloves.

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

Hoping for an RvP goal followed by an Adebayor-esque run to the away fans.

Also saw Jonas out on Wednesday night. Apparently Xisco was right next to him, genuinely had no idea what he looks like.

 

[a0161613]

Enrique: Can't wait to play Newcastle Sunday

Ryan Taylor replies: I hope you've got your keeper gloves.

That's funny.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Hoping for an RvP goal followed by an Adebayor-esque run to the away fans.

Also saw Jonas out on Wednesday night. Apparently Xisco was right next to him, genuinely had no idea what he looks like.

1 out of 2 ain't bad.

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

1 out of 2 ain't bad.

Fair play to him for not celebrating though.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

As long as he doesn't do one of those stupid heart hand gestures then I'm pleased.

 

[Ming]

Tottenham's result today is a suitable indicator of just how good they'll be under AVB. Man Utd fans should be very grateful to Mark Clattenberg (don't know how to spell the cunt's name). Him and a certain linesman are the reason they're top of the table. And I'd put Man Utd's win today down to Arsenal being shit (as usual), rather than Man Utd being good. Back-to-back matches against Man Utd (one of which going to extra time) in three days makes the Chelsea match today seem like a satisfactory result, well, I'd agree if Chelsea weren't two minutes or so from winning the three points. Concession of goals, late and false ones, is rather irritating.

 

[Lee]

Media get of MON's cock and just say "Sunderland are fucking shit".

 

[Lee]

Hoping for an RvP goal followed by an Adebayor-esque run to the away fans.

Also saw Jonas out on Wednesday night. Apparently Xisco was right next to him, genuinely had no idea what he looks like.

Jonas is class met him once and I told him I had Spiderman 18 on my top, he said it made his day. He's often with Xisco BFF's and all that jazz.

 

[Ming]

Media get of MON's cock and just say "Sunderland are fucking shit".

You know they've got problems if they're losing at home Aston Villa.

 

[BK Styles]

You know they've got problems if they're losing at home Aston Villa.

As a Villa fan, I should be offended. Key word there is 'should'.

 

[Lee]

BBC live text

Dean Kelly on Twitter: "What Liverpool would give to have Newcastle's attack options at the moment."

Lee, Newcastle, via text: "Re Dean Kelly. About 35million?"

 

[a0161613]

Suarez is a genius but I knew we wouldn't win today. A point against Newcastle isn't too bad but it's yet another game that we dominated.

We need a real finisher so badly.

 

[Lee]

I can't take the BBC Liverpool love in anymore it's fucking pissing me off.

I am surprised by how edited those highlights were how Newcastle's penalty claim wasn't shown nor Sterling's wreckless challenges. Fuck lawro.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Sir Alex isn't keen on Strictly but loves Boardwalk Empire. I shouldn't be surprised.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Fucking hell Celtic! Don't implode now!

 

[Барбоса]

Go on Celtic!

 

[Lee]

I hate Celtic but this is a good win.

 

[Барбоса]

Oh my...

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Can't wait for the Watt puns (as in 'Watt a result/night/upset) to be in full flow tomorrow. Though personally just seeing WANYAMA!!! would put across the enormity of the win itself I reckon.

 

[Lee]

As a Rangers fan, good win. Shame that most celtic fans on twitter seem to be laughing at rangers rather than enjoying the fact that they've just beaten Barcelona.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Hernandez just scored the most bashful goal since his debut fall/header against Chelsea in the Community Shield.

 

[Ming]

Hernandez' goal tonight sums up Man Utd perfectly.

And Moses is awesome. For now anyway.

 

[Ming]

You have to feel sorry for Barcelona. Not only did they lose, but they also had to go to Scotland.