Domestic football - spam version

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Do you honestly think Arteta and Kewell hung out together as kids?

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Is that Arsene Wenger in the left background?

 

[Ming]

Arsene Wenger's positioning makes this image hilarious.

 

[¡Roján!]

Xabi Alonso, Harry Kewell, Potato, Potatoh.

 

[Loveless]

Nasri and I don't know

And I'd like to add

Fuck Nathan Dyer. I moved him into my fantasy team last night. Prick

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Is the one on the left Arteta?

Xabi Alonso.

Ding Ding Ding!

I still can't tell if Wenger's face is photoshopped in or not.

 

[Loveless]

I still can't tell if Wenger's face is photoshopped in or not.

I think it's more likely than not, considering how young they are and how grey he is.

 

[Lee]

WHy wasn't Evra sent off there?

 

[Барбоса]

Evans' two footed lunge was worse than that of Shelvey.

Poor decision

 

[¡Roján!]

I called Kagawa being shit ages ago.

 

[Lee]

We're playing like the away team here.

 

[Lee]

Great goal by Demba.

 

[Барбоса]

Halsey was generally rubbish all day but it was two poor decisions that cost us today. Shelvey should not have gone as Evans' lunge was easily as dangerous and I do not think that it was a penalty. Valencia had fucked it up and decided to lie down. And even if someone thinks it was a penalty then Suarez should have had at least one himself, particularly when Evans clipped him.

United didn't even deserve a point.

 

[a0161613]

It was horrible. Halsey was abysmal.

I thought we played brilliantly for most of the first hour though, especially once we got the ball because we started terribly. The results desperately needs to improve though.

 

[Ming]

Liverpool outplayed Utd. The referee's very shitty decisions cost them the game. Utd were shocking and only started playing when Scholes was on the pitch.

Arsenal also deserved three points.

 

[¡Roján!]

Fuck. That was good, Arsenal. I'm not used to this.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

I hate that I had to work and miss the first proper Super Sunday of the year. Around the time Lescott scored for City I was getting yelled at over the phone by a woman who thought I charged her extra for her camera, fun times.

The manager was telling me that there was a rumour that the United fans were singing something about, "Where's your Munich chant?" to the Liverpool fans, can anyone confirm/deny this? Obviously the message about not chanting anti-Liverpool/Hillsbrough stuff didn't quite get into people's heads.

 

[Lee]

JT retires from international duty.

 

[Ming]

Yeah they did, they chanted a 96 chant too I think.

 

[Ming]

JT should have retired sooner. Fuck the FA and their constant mistreatment of him and his loyalty, their loss, Chelsea's gain.

 

[a0161613]

The Beeb's Chief Football writer is reporting a minority of chanting.

 

[Alastor]

Can we get Lampard to retire from England too?

 

[Loveless]

Gervinho is the Sin Cara of the Premier League.

 

[¡Roján!]

Nah, Gervinho doesn't have a trampoline.

 

[Lee]

Gervinho is the Sin Cara of the Premier League.

Well he botched that punch to Barton last year.