Domestic football - spam version

[Dowdsy McDowds]

The terror of Cote D'Ivoire, Gervinho!

 

[¡Roján!]

ROSICKYYYYYYYYYYY??????????????????????????

 

[¡Roján!]

Kalou vs. Ramsey in a through ball on a pole match

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Mike Riley did a fine box carrying mime for RVP's penalty claim. It could be a new dance-move sensation!

 

[Lee]

Dear Newcastle: Don't fuck up.

 

[Ming]

A draw would put Chelsea on 58 points. Newcastle are on 59 before they play Stoke.

Yeah forgot that Newcastle went two points clear.

Well the front three today were fucking awful. Sturridge was very sloppy, Torres didn't even work (his work rate has been his best attribute this season) and Kalou can't pass for shit.

Need someone to refresh Chelsea's offence.....

Spoiler

 

[Барбоса]

An awful game at the Emirates.

First half was two teams playing the same formation cancelling each other out; the second half was at times like watching a school boy game - terrible passing and little spark from either attacks.

Only came to any sort of life in the last 5 mins

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Should RVP have had a penalty in the second half? Or was the ref maybe hesitant because of the recent focus on challenges in the box? Only saw it in real-time so not sure if RVP made a meal of it, or tried to emphasise the foul more.

 

[Lee]

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

FUCKING YES YES YES!

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[Lee]

Hey Arsenal....

Spoiler

 

[Lee]

I was happy with the Arsenal/Chelsea result, ower the moon with the Toon result, elated when I realised we had a game in hand ower Arsenal, ready to explode when I saw QPR had beat Spurs but my word Pards comments there but the icing on the cake.

 

[Tastycles]

He scores when he wants,
He scores when he waaaaants,
Phillipe Senderos,
He scores when he wants.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Everton! I must say this is the first time I've ever been happy for Everton scoring; unless Football Manager counts, I got sacked and had to choose between Everton and Cardiff, it was an easy decision!

 

[a0161613]

Tell me about it. What a game.

 

[Lee]

Toon are officially in europe.

 

[Tastycles]

The Wolves fans are getting political

"The Falklands are ours,
The Falklands are ouuuuuuuurs,
Fuck off you Argies,
The Falklands are ours."

 

[Lee]

Crazy footballing weekend.

 

[¡Roján!]

Liverpool

 

[Lee]

Blackburn have more wins at home this season (6) than Liverpool (5).

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Venky Chicken Power!

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Kyle Walker wins PFA young player of the year. Load.of.shite.

 

[Lee]

Fucking hell.

 

[Lee]

PFA team of the season:

Hart, Walker, Kompany, Coloccini, Baines, Yaya Toure, Silva, Bale, Parker, Rooney, van Persie

PArker: 0 goals, 1 assist.

Cabaye (same position): 5 goals, 9 assists.

 

[Lee]

CHED EVANS is in the LEague One PFA team of the year.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA