Doc Goes To RAW...

[The Doctor]

...and is watching the SD 10th Anniversary DVD.

RAW is coming to Dayton (Nutter Center) in January. Who all wants to come?

Jeesh, Michael Cole sounds WAY different when he's not on commentary.
And Striker has a big head.

 

[Kanye South]

It's out?

 

[The Doctor]

Yes. I love Matt Striker. "Microwaves have spinners now!"

Good LORD Steph has big tits.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Is your teleporter working? I might be able to make it

 

[Kanye South]

 

[The Doctor]

Damn you, FalK, you stole my joke!

Cole wasn't bad on SD...

Hey, Dewey, I see you! You going in January, man? Tickets are on sale next weekend.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Doc, my Ohio bretheren, you're going to the wrong venue in Dayton. Don't get me wrong, Nutter Center is nice, but it's gonna be a bitch with traffic, with all the college kids from UD. That being said, I'll probably wind up there, as Cincinnati seems to be Smackdown territory.

 

[The Doctor]

Dude, I am right next to the Nutter Center. Like, it's across the street from me.

If you make it you must tell me.

 

[Coco]

RVD vs. Austin... I'm trying to remember it... I love RVD too much so I can't believe I forgot it... How was it?

 

[The Dewbliners]

Oh, well that's a different story. In that case, it's a good choice, because Hara's all the way across town. Do you attend UD, or something?

 

[The Doctor]

Nah, Dad is stationed at Wright-Patterson AFB. I don't know where I'm going to college. Maybe UD. One with a good graphic design degree. I want to become a Photoshop teacher.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Nah, Dad is stationed at Wright-Patterson AFB. I don't know where I'm going to college. Maybe UD. One with a good graphic design degree. I want to become a Photoshop teacher.

UD's a good program for that. I attended there briefly, for the film program. Then I started doing the drugs, and drinking, my grades slipped, and I bailed. Biggest. Mistake. Ever.

Wright-Patt, huh? Good museum, and it's got the paranormal activity. How long's your pop's been in the AF?

 

[The Doctor]

Years and years and years. He's a Chief Master Sergeant.

Yeah, I think UD was the one I was looking at going to. It's a Catholic college, I think, so that'll take some getting used to, but it has the program I want, so...