Orton is freaking amazing, I know I'm a shameless mark for him but everyone shut up and I will explain why.
1) Badass as all hell.
When you look into those eyes, do you want to start a fight with that man? Of course you don't.
2) He is charismatic, no matter how many people tell you he's bland
Watch that Night of Champions bit with Christian and Jericho again, where Orton is ripping into Canadians. Occasionally Orton is quite flat in his delivery to further increase his stoicism, but he isn't always like that. Sometimes he can take the mick and have a laugh.
3) He has the best finisher since the Stunner
RKO outta nowhere! With a lot of finishers, the set up is the same. RKO can come out of different spots, with a longer set up and the "slam the mat" thing or the "catch them in the middle of a shooting star holy shit awesome balls" type thing. And the name? It's just his initials. Yes that's right, HE LITERALLY IS HIS FINISHER, WHAT A MOFO.
4) Has the Look
Yes, the "look". He looks freaking amazing. And almost natural too. The ink sleeves lend him yet more badassery.
And that's not all. In a sense, for the last decade, Orton, along with Cena, has defined the Look. And he is it. Few guys on the roster right now look as legitimately dangerous, but you could probably include Lesnar.
5) The ladies think he's hot
In fairness, he is.
In a poll for most attractive superstar, Orton scored high alongside other guys like John Morrison.
6) When the crowd give him shit, he acknowledges it
Instead of doing like the commentary team and pretending nothing's happening. He usually starts working harder for the crowd if this happens too. See Royal Rumble from start of this year.
7) Legitimately good in the ring
Just because you peasants expect an amazing match all the time doesn't mean you deserve one. Show some respect for the great Orton.
8) That Theme Music
Even if his entrance does take a frickin' century, it's okay because his awesome entrance theme is playing.
Okay I'll admit, sometimes it feels like Orton is resting on his laurels during a match. But that's because he can. Because he is that good.
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