Do You Clean Out Your Ears With Q-Tips?

[Cena's Little Helper]

I do, although I hear that it is bad for your ears. Hopefully I won't have problems with my ears later on. All I can is that swirling a Q-Tip in the beginning of your ear canal is pretty much orgasmic.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I do, although I hear that it is bad for your ears. Hopefully I won't have problems with my ears later on. All I can is that swirling a Q-Tip in the beginning of your ear canal is pretty much orgasmic.

I relate to this fully.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I always hated it when my mother cleaned out my ears...I remember going to the doctor to get the earwax washed out...That was awesome

 

[Tastycles]

You should never put something in your ear that's bigger than your elbow.

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[Murfish]

Apparently you're not even supposed to put them in your ear canal. Screw that advice.

 

[SavageTaker]

yes i do.

Tdigle i agree it.feels good.

 

[TwistofRKO]

I did, still do, even though I had the unfortunate experience of a store-branded q-tip
s cotton getting stuck in my ear. That's freakin' dedication.

 

[BooCocky]

I always hated it when my mother cleaned out my ears...I remember going to the doctor to get the earwax washed out...That was awesome

did they fill that thing up with water and squirt it out?

 

[Murfish]

One time in grade school I got an eraser stuck in my ear. It was small and stuck way back in the canal. I told my mom and she must have thought I was kidding, because she didn't do shit about it and forgot. I figured that it couldn't be that important if she brushed me off like that so I forgot as well. A few years later a doctor sees it and blasts it out with a water gun like syringe.

 

[Sparky]

One time, at band camp, I had sex with a drum.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I do, although I hear that it is bad for your ears. Hopefully I won't have problems with my ears later on. All I can is that swirling a Q-Tip in the beginning of your ear canal is pretty much orgasmic.

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I relate to this fully.

What you and he, both, said.

But I have had issues with cleaning my ears with Q-Tips. So much so, that I apparently almost ruptured an ear drum. I used to use about 2-3 Q-Tips per ear. (as many as needed, to clean out all the wax) And I'd jam them in, (one at a time) swirl them, get that orgasmic feeling, and never want to stop. It's like it's tickling your brain and you just want more.

Well, long story short. I did it too much, to the point of causing my ear to bleed and I had muffled hearing for about two days there-after. I went to the Hospital, explained my situation.. and they told me to never stick Q-Tips in my ear.

Now the stupidity of that statement.

In order to "clean" my ears "properly".. they stick something that resembles what a tooth-pick and an ice scraper's baby would look like. Sharp, curved, small.. and painful. Yet it was the "proper" way to do it. I guess having "MD" attached to your name pretty much made anything you felt right.. "proper", despite the hard plastic stick I used with a cotton-soft end to it.

Anywho.. be careful when cleaning your ears. Now, I usually run hot water in my ear, then lean to drain it out. Wax melts incredibly fast in the shower, or so I've been told. I haven't had any issues since learning to do this.