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I Am The One Who Knocks
I'm a sexy beast. At least thats what my mom tells me
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I'm a sexy beast. At least thats what my mom tells me
Hey, she told me the same thing! She's probably lying to us, though.
Getting to know the girl > Sex. Without the emotional connection Sex is meaningless.
pretty much
Did...Justin...Just agree with me?
Probably. Shes quite the notorious liar. Wait....When were YOU with her?
Dad?
Your mom didn't tell you? Oh, that's right. Monkey, she's been keeping a secret from you: I'm your adopted brother from Korea. I only come out when you're not around. Tell Mom I said hi, and that I'll be out of the crawlspace as soon as you leave.
Did...Justin...Just agree with me?
Hey, I never claimed to be a legend in the sack. I let my fucking skills do the talking for me, no need to express that on a forum.
I do have a large ego though, it's not my fault.. when you're good at so many things how can you not think highly of yourself? We can co-exist just as long as you know your place, which will always be second fiddle to my greatness.
I wouldn't cheat on a girl through anything sexual, or anything in general. I'd leave them if I ever felt something would come to that.
Please tell me those were the 2?
Nympho's like weird places like that, i've had two former people I was with that wanted it in a church. I hope god wasn't watching, and if he was, I bet he was jotting down some notes for future reference.
Sorry to break it to everybody, but Nymphomania is made up in the way it is usually used.
Sex addiction, the real condition, is anything but a good thing.
Wiki Definition For Nymphomania said:Sexologists have not reached any consensus regarding whether sexual addiction exists or, if it does, how to describe the phenomenon. Some experts believe that sexual addiction is literally an addiction, directly analogous to alcohol and drug addictions. Other experts believe that sexual addiction is actually a form of obsessive compulsive disorder and refer to it as sexual compulsivity. Still other experts believe that sex addiction is itself a myth, a by-product of cultural and other influences