Dewey answers questions about Dewey (and other assorted unamusing musings)

[The Dewbliners]

Go ahead, ask one.....

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

What's the deal with airplane food?

 

[Shadowmancer]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Season 2, "Bad Eggs"


BUFFY: Scavenger hunt.

XANDER: Your mom seemed to buy it.

BUFFY: So she says. I think she's just so wigged at hitting on one of my friends that she's repressing. She's getting pretty good at that. I should probably start worrying.


cue slow jaw drop

 

[The Dewbliners]

What's the deal with airplane food?

Seems kinda mean, bro. Those Airline cooks spend a lot of time prepping that shit. Does it taste bad, or something?

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Using simple Steinernomics, the answer is 1000 fully grown trees. I will leave the math to you.

Season 2, "Bad Eggs"


BUFFY: Scavenger hunt.

XANDER: Your mom seemed to buy it.

BUFFY: So she says. I think she's just so wigged at hitting on one of my friends that she's repressing. She's getting pretty good at that. I should probably start worrying.


cue slow jaw drop

It's funny when you realize she also got three servings of that scrumptious English Muffin known as Rupert Giles.

 

[¡Roján!]

The Beatles or the Stones?

 

[The Dewbliners]

The Beatles or the Stones?

Stones. Really never have been a fan of the Beatles, though I do respect them. Also, the real answer to this question is clearly the Monkees.

 

[¡Roján!]

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[Merwin]

Is it wrong that i hardly ever study for a test?

 

[The Dewbliners]

Is it wrong that i hardly ever study for a test?

Not at all. I never did, and I turned out fine. Unless it's a drug test. Then you should stay up all night studying for it....

 

[The Doctor]

So Dewey, would you post in next year's Battle Zone Tournament if a character from Buffy were in? Who would be the best in terms of ability versatility, and recognizability?

Also, when are you going to show up at the theater I work at just to annoy me and make fun of my polo shirt?

 

[The Dewbliners]

So Dewey, would you post in next year's Battle Zone Tournament if a character from Buffy were in? Who would be the best in terms of ability versatility, and recognizability?

Also, when are you going to show up at the theater I work at just to annoy me and make fun of my polo shirt?

Yes, I would. I'd like to say Buffy would be the best representation (or Faith), but my head says Willow would be best. With her magicks, she is indeed the strongest. She did, after all, damn near destroy the world.

As for when I'll show up at the cinema, probably the next time I'm in Dayton during the early evening. Likewise, you should show up at Vex next time I'm up there. I'll drop a line when that happens.

 

[Shadowmancer]

Let me leave these here

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[Pepe Silvia]

Yes, I would. I'd like to say Buffy would be the best representation (or Faith), but my head says Willow would be best. With her magicks, she is indeed the strongest. She did, after all, damn near destroy the world.

As for when I'll show up at the cinema, probably the next time I'm in Dayton during the early evening. Likewise, you should show up at Vex next time I'm up there. I'll drop a line when that happens.

First Evil.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Let me leave these here

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I less than 3 you, Shadow....

First Evil.

I figured I'd go with somebody who has corporeal form, bro. In the interest of fairness, y'know...

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I figured I'd go with somebody who has corporeal form, bro. In the interest of fairness, y'know...

But he could Caleb someone!

 

[The Dewbliners]

But he could Caleb someone!

Touche.