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[The Doctor]

Number Eleven are off to a great start. Their first member is The Ultimate Warrior.

The second member will be none other than... Jeff Hardy.

Facepaint Warriaaaaahs

 

[The Doctor]

You need to be more clear young Doctor.

Or, you know.. Introduce yourself to that quote button of yours?

Seriously though, you are such a dick.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Twelve are off to a start that might interest some. Roddy Piper.

They are completed by... Triple H.

Yeah, I lol'd.

 

[Ferbian]

Why don't you go introduce YOUR FACE to a MEAT GRINDER?

Been there, done that. Face was too big to fit in there though.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

HHH & Piper: The Scot & the Blueblood?

 

[The Doctor]

I hope Goldust is in this thing again.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Back to simultaneously drawing names and practicing my German numbers.

Nummer Dreizehn:

Kenta Kobashi

&

Goldberg

They, uh, go together really well, huh?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Okay that was a really weird pairing.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Fourteen are:

Steve Austin

&

Kurt Angle

Backstage comedy segments ahoy!

 

[The Doctor]

LOL

 

[Ferbian]

Fourteen are:

Steve Austin

&

Kurt Angle

Backstage comedy segments ahoy!

Fuck yes!

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Kobashi and Goldberg will be the darkhorses.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Short pissbreak. We will get to the halfway point and beyond when I return.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Number fifteen will be made up of:

I grabbed one and then dropped it accidentally. Is that legal?

Anyway, I eventually got Ron Simmons. Polite applause. Let's hope his partner is someone big.

Why, it's only... Scott Hall.

...

...

Ron Simmons & Scott Hall.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

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Hall & Simmons...DAMN!

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

At least they can still drink beer together.

 

[gd]

Damn Alcoholics. Brilliant name.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Thanks for that 3:17 distraction (bit close to 3:16 for my liking, right?).

Back on track, we're halfway through now. Team Sixteen will be:

He hears voices in his head. They counsel him, they talk to him, they understand, etc. Randy Orton

His partner: Jake "The Snake" Roberts

 

[The Doctor]

The Snake and The Viper.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Cutting to it. Seventeen: Lou Thesz & Diamond Dallas Page. Huh.

 

[The Doctor]

They're like sitcom pairings.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Team 18.

OOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAHHHH! The Macho Man, Randy Savage.

His partner will be: Andre The Giant.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Team 19.

Japanese sensation, Jushin Liger.

Paired with: Christian.

Lol.

 

[Ferbian]

So it's gonna be Savage and Andre as winners, unless Hogan gets paired up with someone epic I'm sure.

 

[The Doctor]

I like the Macho Man/Andre team.