Deuces Wild Tag Tournament Live Draw

[Uncle Sam]

I've decided to give the box a shake each time before drawing a name. Maybe that'll give us some great pairings.

I was wrong: Rhino and Evan Bourne compose the fourth team.

 

[The Doctor]

That would work. Luger could do the wrestling, Miz could do the talking.

Or not.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Team Number Five: Dusty Rhodes and... rustle, rustle... Sheamus.

 

[The Doctor]

"Mic Tyme" doesn't seem so bad now.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The sixth team will be - give it a shake - Yokozuna and - another shake later - Jeff Jarrett.

OK, that must mean we've been through all the uninteresting names by now, right?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Dusty Rhodes & Sheamus:

The Dreaming Fellas?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Here we go. Team number seven's first member is grand slam tournament winner, Bret "The Hitman" Hart.

His partner will be: Y2J, Chris Jericho.

 

[Ferbian]

About time for some interesting match-ups.

 

[The Doctor]

Finally, an awesome one.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Okay, they could well go on to win the whole thing.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Nummer Acht: The Animal, Batista and - shake that boxy - Big Van Fuckin' Vader.

Two great ones in a row, I think

 

[Ferbian]

Okay, they could well go on to win the whole thing.

Depends if some better team gets paired.

 

[The Doctor]

The Animals?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Number Nine: The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels & The Great Khali.

A deceptively good pairing.

 

[Ferbian]

The Animals?

Don't even know them. I was hoping something like Edge and Christian being paired in this tournament.

Make it happen Sam.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Kahli & Michaels could work.

Vader & Batista will no doubt be getting my backing in this one.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Zehn ist Bam Bam Bigelow und Die Undertaker, ja?

That's Bam Bam Bigelow and The Undertaker.

 

[The Doctor]

Don't even know them. I was hoping something like Edge and Christian being paired in this tournament.

Make it happen Sam.

I was making a name for Vader and Batista, silly.

 

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Rhino and Bourne to win it all.

 

[The Doctor]

Zehn ist Bam Bam Bigelow und Die Undertaker, ja?

That's Bam Bam Bigelow and The Undertaker.

Nice.

 

[Ferbian]

I was making a name for Vader and Batista, silly.

You need to be more clear young Doctor.

Or, you know.. Introduce yourself to that quote button of yours?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Number Eleven are off to a great start. Their first member is The Ultimate Warrior.

The second member will be none other than... Jeff Hardy.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

You need to be more clear young Doctor.

I thought he was clear.

The Spotlight Beasts would be my name for them (Batista & Vader)

Hardy & Warrior: Facepaint & Drugs United?

 

[The Doctor]

You need to be more clear young Doctor.

Or, you know.. Introduce yourself to that quote button of yours?

Why don't you go introduce YOUR FACE to a MEAT GRINDER?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Hardy and Warrior are my favourite team so far.

I'm beginning to worry I'll get to the end and find I'm one wrestler short. My contingency plan: just throw Carlito with whoever's left.