Delivery Men

[Uncle Sam]

Always unfriendly. I'm always nice to people with shit jobs, but they don't meet me half way. Maybe I'll just stop trying.

It could, of course, be down to the fact that I'll gladly open the door in my pants. I'm not going to put on trousers just to sign for a package. I have to look at your package, you don't have to look at mine.

 

[Blade]

Get an angry guard dog. At least give them something to be unfriendly about.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Always unfriendly. I'm always nice to people with shit jobs, but they don't meet me half way. Maybe I'll just stop trying.

Friendly?

It could, of course, be down to the fact that I'll gladly open the door in my pants. I'm not going to put on trousers just to sign for a package. I have to look at your package, you don't have to look at mine.

They're used to it. That's my reasoning.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd imagine he's seen numerous other people in their pants that day, if not in the past few minutes.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm alone, at home, why would I have trousers even near me?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I had some suit trousers near by, but they just don't go with my Mr. Strong shirt.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Nothing goes with my Cookie Monster shirt, that's why I'm bottomless right now.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I should hope your penis goes with it.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It does looks like Elmo's nose.

 

[Spunky]

I always sit in my pants until mid day, And there are people in my house.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Not parents, I hope.

 

[Spunky]

Nope, I have a arm chair in front of my 32inch LCD TV, connected to my PS3, In my bedroom.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That information seems irrelevant.

 

[Spunky]

It means i sit in my room until about mid day, Playing games, Then i go out for a bit.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Yay for staying in your underwear all day. I love it when I have the house to myself. But I just don't open the door if I only have underwear on.

 

[Spunky]

I just don't answer the door lol.

 

[SavageTaker]

I hate it when a delivery person asks for a tip. I usually try to give em a tip but sometimes I don't have the right bills. Like sometimes I won't have 1's or 5's so I can't tip them because I'm not going to tip some guy 20 bucks for bringing me a damn pizza.

 

[Spunky]

Especially when you already pay for delivery, The *****.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

wait...in your pants? that means WITHOUT pants on? what kind of fucking drugs do you english people smoke?

 

[Spunky]

ermmmm, we mean underwear big dawg.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I know that. I just cant comprehend how the phrase "in your pants" could mean, in your underwear. which would then mean, you dont HAVE pants on.

 

[Spunky]

erm........

 

[Tastycles]

My flatmate once got a package in his boxers when he had a boner. I imagine the delivery men don't like to see that sort of thing and fear the worst.

 

[Spunky]

I know that. I just cant comprehend how the phrase "in your pants" could mean, in your underwear. which would then mean, you dont HAVE pants on.

my brain doesn't function well at this time of the day, so bare with me.

do you mean, that if we say in our pants, we mean underwear, but then we wouldn't be wearing pant(as in trousers)?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

my brain doesn't function well at this time of the day, so bare with me.

do you mean, that if we say in our pants, we mean underwear, but then we wouldn't be wearing pant(as in trousers)?

yes spunky. that is what I am on about. How a phrase such as "in your pants" could be utilize to describe a situation were you actually had no pants on.