Steamboat Ricky
WZCW's Living Legend
A scene cuts to a view of the WZCW headquarters, where a United States Postal Worker enters the building. He steps through security, some automatic doors, and proceeds to approach the secretary.
USPS: I've got a package for a Sebastian Copeland. Please sign.
Secretary: Sure thing.
USPS worker leaves. Meanwhile, the secretary heads back to Mr. Copeland's office, where she knocks on the door.
Secretary: Excuse me, Mr. Copeland?
SC: Yes, Alice. Come on in.
Secretary: There's a package here for you, but it doesn't have a return address. Would you still like to open it?
SC: Yes, Alice. I appreciate your concern, but I'm sure the sender just forgot. I'll bet that mom sent me some cookies. Thanks, Alice.
Secretary: You're welcome, sir.
SC: Alice. Please. Call me Sebastian.
Secretary: Ok, sir, I mean, Sebastian.
The secretary leaves, and Sebastian Copeland begins to open his package.
SC: Hopefully these are better than the LAST cookies mom sent me.
Sebastian opens the package, and immediately some substance which would seem to resemble bird feces flies up into his face.
SC: WHAT THE DEVIL!?
As Sebastian regains his composure, he finds inside the package a letter and a small toy steamboat. He begins to read the letter:
HE'S COMING
Shocked and surprised, Sebastian drops the letter and the steamboat back into the box. He then bolts for the bathroom as the scene fades to black...
USPS: I've got a package for a Sebastian Copeland. Please sign.
Secretary: Sure thing.
USPS worker leaves. Meanwhile, the secretary heads back to Mr. Copeland's office, where she knocks on the door.
Secretary: Excuse me, Mr. Copeland?
SC: Yes, Alice. Come on in.
Secretary: There's a package here for you, but it doesn't have a return address. Would you still like to open it?
SC: Yes, Alice. I appreciate your concern, but I'm sure the sender just forgot. I'll bet that mom sent me some cookies. Thanks, Alice.
Secretary: You're welcome, sir.
SC: Alice. Please. Call me Sebastian.
Secretary: Ok, sir, I mean, Sebastian.
The secretary leaves, and Sebastian Copeland begins to open his package.
SC: Hopefully these are better than the LAST cookies mom sent me.
Sebastian opens the package, and immediately some substance which would seem to resemble bird feces flies up into his face.
SC: WHAT THE DEVIL!?
As Sebastian regains his composure, he finds inside the package a letter and a small toy steamboat. He begins to read the letter:
HE'S COMING
Shocked and surprised, Sebastian drops the letter and the steamboat back into the box. He then bolts for the bathroom as the scene fades to black...