Harrys: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the WZCW World Heavyweight Championship!
"Over the Seas" by Alestorm hits as Steamboat Ricky walks down the ramp, carrying a cooler of his signature non-alcoholic grog. He’s dressed in his usual outfit. He high fives his adoring. Polly rests on his right shoulder giving him advice. He then enters the ring, running around in circles for awhile to allow his cape to float in the breeze.
Harrys: Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 260 pounds, from Tortuga, he is the former WZCW World Heavyweight Champion…Steamboat Ricky!
'Supernova goes Pop' by Powerman 5000 hits as orange laser lights shoot back and forth across the blank big screen that then flashes the words “Are you Ready to Go” The lights go out for a second and when they kick back on Everest stands in the middle of the ramp, derisively eyeing the crowd as he welcomes their boos. He makes his way to the ring slowly, staring only at Steamboat Ricky as he raises his title belt.
Harrys: And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 205 pounds, he is the WZCW Heavyweight Champion of the World…EVEREST!
Everest presents his title belt arrogantly as the fans boo him relentlessly. He hands the belt to referee and the bell rings as the contest begins.
The opponents circle each other for a moment before staring each other down. They move to the center of the ring and lock up. Ricky forces Everest over to the ropes and the ref calls for a clean break, which Ricky gives. Ricky backs up and the two begin to circle again. The two lock up in the center again and this time Everest locks in a side headlock on Ricky. Ricky struggles but he can’t break the headlock. Everest starts to move toward the ropes but Ricky pushes him, rebounding him off the ropes and catching him with an elbow on the return.
Copeland: A slow, technical start to this world title contest.
Everest rolls out of the ring for a minute as he takes a break. Ricky taunts him from inside the ring and eventually Everest makes his way back in, where the two circle each other again. In the center of the ring Ricky catches Everest with a punch and knocks him to his knees and keeps punching him until he’s down on the ground, where Ricky locks in a front facelock. Everest keeps struggling and eventually gets over to the ropes, where he rolls out of the ring again. Ricky taunts from the inside as Everest slowly returns to the ring. The two trade shots in the center of the ring and Ricky gets Everest over to the corner, where Ricky beats Everest down into a sitting position. Ricky charges the corner and hits a knee into Everest’s head. Ricky quickly throws Everest down to the mat and locks in an armbar.
Copeland: Fascinating strategy from Ricky here – it’s as if he’s trying to prove he can wrestler as technically sound as Everest can!
Cohen: And he’s full of it! It’s only a matter of time before Everest gets the better of him, like the true master he is.
Everest gets a rope break and rolls out of the ring yet again. This time, however, Ricky follows to the outside and pursues Everest. Ricky catches Everest with a big right and then slams his face into the guardrails. He keeps punching Everest and then gets back into the ring, where Everest slowly follows. While Everest’s head is on the bottom rope, though, Ricky drops a big leg on him and Everest falls out of the ring. He staggers back in and as his head is over the top rope, Ricky forces his throat down onto it and Everest falls to the mat. Everest stands up on the ring apron, Ricky hooks him…and suplexes hi into the ring! Ricky covers Everest but gets only two. Ricky backs up as Everest gets up, and as Ricky goes after him again, Everest rakes his eyes!
Cohen: Ha! I told you he’d get the better of him.
Everest hits a few punches on Ricky and forces his head between the ropes, where he uses the ropes to choke Ricky. He pulls him out and keeps a headlock on. Ricky punches his way out and gets the better of Everest. After a few punches, Everest is down, and Ricky gets in a catapult set up…and launches Everest over the top rope to the floor! As Ricky goes for a piledriver on the floor, Everest reverses it and backdrops him right onto the steel steps! Everest follows up with a few slams of Ricky’s face into the steel steps. Everest rolls into the ring to break the ref’s count and returns outside, where he punches Ricky a few times and forces him back into the ring. Everest kicks Ricky in the shins several times before letting Ricky up. Everest punches Ricky until he’s in the corner, where he slams his face into the turnbuckle. The two engage in a slugfest that Everest gets the better of, putting Ricky into another corner with more punches. Everest locks in a waistlock, looking for a German suplex, but Ricky reverses it into an armbar attempt…but Everest rolls out, kicks Ricky in the head, gets behind, and locks in a cloverleaf!
Copeland: A dangerous submission hold locked in that could cost Ricky the match!
Ricky, however, powers out of the hold and staggers up, where he’s met with a clothesline from Everest. He covers Ricky but gets only two. Everest climbs to the top rope, looking for his diving headbutt, but as he flies off, Ricky rolls out of the way, and Everest misses completely! Ricky and Everest both get up at the same time, and Ricky kicks Everest in the gut, and nails a double-arm DDT! He covers Everest, but gets only two! Ricky gets up and signals to the crowd that he wants the Blunderbuss! Everest staggers up, Ricky kicks him in the gut, and…NAILS the Blunderbuss! Everest falls back, and Ricky covers Everest, getting one…two…
But suddenly, Lars Reidar is in the ring, and he kicks Ricky square in the head! The count is broken as the ref immediately signals a DQ, but this isn’t over, as Vengeance has a steel chair with him. He goes to town on Ricky, beating the spit out of him. Everest is still out on the ground as Reidar simply demolishes Ricky. Reidar lays the chair out on the mat as he pulls Ricky up, elevates him, and plants his head into the chair with the Judge, Jury, and Executioner.
Copeland: Disgusting! Ricky had his title won, and this Pearl Harbor job by Reidar just cost him the match!
Cohen: Now, don’t go on one of your tangents, Seabass! Reidar has his reasons for this, I’m sure!
Reidar picks up the chair again as Everest staggers to his feet. Everest grins a little bit as he realizes what happened, and turns to gloat to the crowd. As he turns, however, Reidar charges him and nails him with the steel chair! He stomps all over Everest before elevating him and nailing the Sacrilegious Desecration on him. Ricky and Everest are both knocked out and bleeding as Reidar stands tall in the ring, screaming for a microphone. He gets it and begins to speak.
Reidar: This match…is a TRAVESTY. I am the number one contender…ME! LARS REIDAR! I cannot let this happen…I am the rightful King for a Day, the rightful contender, but what do I get? I get Elite X title matches, I get no name feuds with superheroes…I…get…nothing. I refuse to let anyone have a fair title shot before me. I want – I demand! – a title match at All or Nothing…and if anything besides just that happens, WZCW will be introduced to the worst forms of pain I can unleash. I will destroy the good, the evil, the just, the unjust, everyone, if I don’t get what is mine.
Reidar paces the ring for a moment, then stops.
Reidar: No…I want more than just a title match…I want to know, to prove, to show, that I can beat every one of my adversaries…every challenger…everyone who thinks they can beat me. I want them all in the ring, at the same time, in an elimination match…where I can destroy them all, one…by…one…
Reidar: I want Everest…I want Ricky…I want Bratchny…and I want the sop whose title I will take tomorrow night, I want Titus. Five men, elimination until one man is standing…one man left champion…one man…Lars…Reidar.
Reidar drops the mic and paces angrily around the ring as he waits for some kind of acknowledgment or response. A few tense moments pass, before the unfamiliar music of “Falling On” hits! Suddenly, Chuck Myles is out, laughing as he applauds Reidar in a slightly mocking way.
Cohen: Only an arrogant prick like Chuck Myles would give himself music…he’s just a GM, Seabass!
Myles has a microphone and he begins speaking.
Myles: Lars, old buddy, old pal, look, I like what you’re doing here. I like the get go attitude, you’re taking charge, that’s great. So, hey, look, I can’t let this keep happening, I gotta book the title matches, I gotta let Meltdown rock, I just got my job back, y’know? So, hey, listen, this elimination thing you want, you got it, but I gotta put a little, y’know, a little bit of Chuck Myles flair onto it. I got a guy, great guy, you’ll like him, and he’s a pretty big name in the parts where he comes from, and I want to put him in this match of yours. Ricky, Bratchny, Titus, Everest, that’s great, you get in there, wonderful, we throw in this guy I got, hey, this is main event stuff, yeah?
Reidar stares with cold fury at Myles before picking up his mic,
Reidar: I don’t care who your little mystery man is…I will destroy him as well…I will prove my dominance over any challenger, all at the same time.
Myles grins in a nervous sort of way.
Myles: Great, great, Lars, buddy, I knew you’d like it. Now, hey, how about you come on back here, and we do a little business, yeah? A little contract signing, a little drinking, y’know, the usual business stuff.
Reidar stands silent in the ring as he slowly raises the mic.
Reidar: Myles…you gave me what I needed…now…go away, before I hurt you…
Myles beats a quick retreat, still grinning, to the back as Reidar places one foot above the prone body of Everest, who merely lays there, unconscious, Reidar signifying his future title win at Meltdown goes off the air.