Crocker do you watch the NFL? **Steakhouse Wrestling**

[Hyorinmaru]

If not what sports do you watch?

 

[The Butcher]

Crocker, if you do watch NFL football, do you think that J.J. Watt is, personality-wise, the John Cena of the NFL?

 

[Rayne]

If John Cena were a football player, how many Super Bowls would he have won by now?

 

[Kodo Sawaki]

If John Cena were a football player, how many Super Bowls would he have won by now?

Thats easy, it's 4 Superbowls. Because Cenas equivalent in NFL is Tom Brady. Always loses until last minutes when he magicly gets back and win(or when cheating bastard Belichick cheats to win). Its equivalent of Cenas kicking out at two and how Mcmahon alays gives Championships to him.

 

[BaconBits]

He's too busy furiously playing five on one to his life size Cena Fathead to answer your plebian questions.

 

[Crocker]

No I don't have the time to watch football. Nowadays I am simply too busy chasing girls to Waste time on television and lame forums

 

[The Butcher]

No I don't have the time to watch football. Nowadays I am simply too busy chasing girls to Waste time on television and lame forums

 

[Stone Cold Tea]

Careful there mate you're only having to chase em because theyre running away

 

[L@RISANO]

No I don't have the time to watch football. Nowadays I am simply too busy chasing girls to Waste time on television and lame forums

Why you chasing girls for? What's so good about being busy in that?

 

[Dagger Dias]

Why you chasing girls for? What's so good about being busy in that?

I highly doubt that's actually what he's doing, given how his definition of "I am never coming back" means "I will be logging back in within a week".

 

[Crocker]

That is what I am doing.. I don't have any more times to argue with random people on the internet anymore. I would rather be getting multiple girls and having a drink with them

 

[John McCass]

Or I would rather be lying to random people on the internet.

 

[The Butcher]

You guys have to remember that Crocker is the 154th incarnation of Jackiz Kirey. He's been running circles around this forum for nearly 5 years. Maybe he is growing up.

 

[Crocker]

I am not lying. I have multiple pictures of me partying out with girls on Instagram

 

[The Butcher]

That settles that, then. You should all feel pretty lousy about doubting Crocker.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I'm not surprised Crocker is a liar.

Sad though.

 

[Stone Cold Tea]

I don't like how you have your arm around these girls on IG Crocker. You abusive? Fuck it I'm gonna check your Twitter out.

 

[Reflection]

I highly doubt that's actually what he's doing, given how his definition of "I am never coming back" means "I will be logging back in within a week".

*day.

 

[BaconBits]

That is what I am doing.. I don't have any more times to argue with random people on the internet anymore. I would rather be getting multiple girls and having a drink with them

You're doing none of that, you fucking loser. You have told so many lies you can't even keep them straight anymore.

I guarantee everybody that knows you IRL is disappointed in you.

 

[Dagger Dias]

In English he's saying "partying with girls on Instagram".... but we all know that's not what he's really saying. Time for an English to Crocker translation lesson.


English: I am never coming back to this forum.

Crocker: I have no life and will be back very soon!



English: I'm partying with girls on Instagram

Crocker: I found a girl I think is pretty so I'm reading her profile looking for stuff to PM her about so I can pretend we have it in common. Then I'll look at all her friends' profiles and do the same to them. Then I'll tell her to go sign up for Reddit because they have a "Reading Profiles Of Strangers On Instagram" Sub-Reddit.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

I wish I could make a joke about how no one getting laid goes to a wrestling site to brag about it, but this whole Crocker and his alts thing has gotten sad. He isn't here to act right. He's here for attention and he is getting it. No, he won't be as entertaining as LBK, Bill Lesnar, or Jstrike and it's time we all gave up on trying to make him interesting.

He started a thread about Cena being a bad role model because he smokes off screen. Seriously. Think about how badly he is grasping at straws to be justified. He ain't worth it. Time to let him go and wait for the next contestants and pray he's better than alt fuckboy.

 

[The Butcher]

I'm with you Spidey, but after voicing my confusion a few days ago, I reasoned that if he's having fun and they're having fun, then neither side is really pulling one over on the other. I assume the staff just realizes that he won't go away and have stopped trying to block him.

 

[Navi]

Am I the only person who is interested in seeing these so called pictures of Crocker partying with all these girls?

Come one Crocker post a few. I promise I will look at them with a straight face.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I lobbed a softball at him with this thread & he still struck out in spectacular fashion.

 

[Navi]

It went from the NFL to partying with multiple women and drinking with them. I would say that's pretty much a strikeout as well.