Crisis Averted

[Cena's Little Helper]

So, uh... Why did you pass it up?

Not trying to be a dick, I just don't know.

He didn't want to fuck someone whose sole purpose in meeting him was to fuck him.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Why is there ANOTHER thread on this?

 

[X]

He didn't want to fuck someone whose sole purpose in meeting him was to fuck him.

But that's the best kind of person. Hello, let's fuck, goodbye. That's the entirety of the relationship. Win-win-win-win situation. That's four wins. FOUR!


Methinks Doc is just a racist, wasn't this chick he was going to hook up with black or something? You should be ashamed of yourself Doc. Ashamed. But not as ashamed as I would be if I were listening to MCR.

If you're going to slit your wrists, atleast choose some good music to do it to! Like Ace of Base.

 

[JenksIX]

Methinks Doc is just a racist, wasn't this chick he was going to hook up with black or something? You should be ashamed of yourself Doc.

I'm real proud of you, Doc.

 

[X]

Shut the fuck up Jenks, nobody cares what you think, feel, or say, for any reason. Ever.

 

[ZeroVX]

Shut the fuck up Jenks, nobody cares what you think, feel, or say, for any reason. Ever.

Quoting this just in case Jenks didn't get it. Which wouldn't be a surprise.

 

[The Doctor]

It's not like I made the first fifty gazillion.

But that's the best kind of person. Hello, let's fuck, goodbye. That's the entirety of the relationship. Win-win-win-win situation. That's four wins. FOUR!

One day, maybe, but not right now. I know it's kinda hard to see things from my perspective, but I just wasn't comfortable with the whole thing.

Methinks Doc is just a racist, wasn't this chick he was going to hook up with black or something? You should be ashamed of yourself Doc. Ashamed.

But not as ashamed as I would be if I were listening to MCR.

If you're going to slit your wrists, atleast choose some good music to do it to! Like Ace of Base.

I don't even listen to MCR or know what kind of music they play. It was just the most stereotypical emo band I could think of. If I decided to slit my wrists one day I'd do it to some darkwave.

 

[X]

One day, maybe, but not right now. I know it's kinda hard to see things from my perspective, but I just wasn't comfortable with the whole thing.

Nah I know exactly how you feel bro, I was awkwardness encompassed as a teenager, took enough nerve for me to talk to girls let alone stick my dick in them.

Just remember though mang...it's college. This is the time you're supposed to be impulsive and make crazy decisions dude.

Was I completely imagining that, or was she indeed black?

I don't even listen to MCR or know what kind of music they play. It was just the most stereotypical emo band I could think of. If I decided to slit my wrists one day I'd do it to some darkwave.

Motherfucker I will break your spinal chord if you ever refer to MCR as emo again. Just kidding of course, but damnit as a longtime elitist hardcore prick, I hate when people refer to MCR's brand of poppified pseudo-metalcore as emo. Obligatory posting of an actual emo band and song:

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+1 to you for referencing darkwave. By far my favorite subgenre of synthpop.

 

[The Doctor]

Nah I know exactly how you feel bro, I was awkwardness encompassed as a teenager, took enough nerve for me to talk to girls let alone stick my dick in them.

Just remember though mang...it's college. This is the time you're supposed to be impulsive and make crazy decisions dude.

Oh, no doubt I will one day. I just didn't feel that this weekend was really the right time, you know? I have what, four years to make impulsive decisions about all sorts of things.

Was I completely imagining that, or was she indeed black?

Yeah, she was.

Motherfucker I will break your spinal chord if you ever refer to MCR as emo again. Just kidding of course, but damnit as a longtime elitist hardcore prick, I hate when people refer to MCR's brand of poppified pseudo-metalcore as emo.

You know and I know that it isn't emo, but that's why I said "Stereotypically". Whenever people want to make fun of wangst, they usually reference or play MCR for whatever reason.

+1 to you for referencing darkwave. By far my favorite subgenre of synthpop.

So I suppose this cancels out the whole "break your spinal chord thing"? Maybe?

Speaking of music, I've been listening to a lot of chillwave lately, like Washed Out and Toro y Moi. Good stuff.

 

[Hawkeye]

Speaking of music,I have the Yu-Gi-Oh theme on repeat and I'm fondly reminded of the days I longed to be of egyptian descent. I just love the romanticized version of their culture.

 

[X]

Oh, no doubt I will one day. I just didn't feel that this weekend was really the right time, you know? I have what, four years to make impulsive decisions about all sorts of things.


Yeah, she was.



You know and I know that it isn't emo, but that's why I said "Stereotypically". Whenever people want to make fun of wangst, they usually reference or play MCR for whatever reason.



So I suppose this cancels out the whole "break your spinal chord thing"? Maybe?

Speaking of music, I've been listening to a lot of chillwave lately, like Washed Out and Toro y Moi. Good stuff.

Washed Out are amazing, I used to have "Belong" set as my alarm clock to wake me up. Chillwave is such a fun genre, I was heavily into it this summer, lots of Air.

 

[X]

Also Doc, you should use Sputnikmusic. I've become obsessed with it.

 

[Dagger Dias]

Sounds all right to me. I'm a big supporter of "Let it happen when it happens".

Just do what you feel is right. My wife was my first, and the wait was 100% worth it.

 

[a0161613]

Doc, you're awesome. Enjoy yourself, when it happens, it will be awesome, so yeah.

 

[Super Hans]

I never fell for it Doc, i had a very strong feeling you were'nt gonna get your Nat King Cole this weekend, call it a premonition, if you will.