Crisis Averted

[The Doctor]

Just in case you missed it when I "pulled a Doc" and said it in twenty other threads, I am not, in fact, having sex this weekend.

I will probably spend it eating ice cream, playing videogames, and slitting my wrists as I listen to My Chemical Romance.

Thank you for your time.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Pussy.

 

[The Doctor]

I'd rather be labeled a pussy than do something I might regret, thank you very much.

The Doc Loses His Virginity LD was brilliant and hilarious, by the way.

 

[Macca]

You dont deserve a penis.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Never EVER pass up one night stands. EVER.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Just in case you missed it when I "pulled a Doc" and said it in twenty other threads, I am not, in fact, having sex this weekend.

I will probably spend it eating ice cream, playing videogames, and slitting my wrists as I listen to My Chemical Romance.

Thank you for your time.

Props, Docco. It's gonna happen, but let it happen organically. Sex is rarely planned...one night, you're going to end up making out with some chick, you'll sleep over at each other's rooms every night for a week, she'll suck your dick, you'll be a cunning linguist, and then you'll fuck at the end of the week. That's my prediction, anyhow.

 

[The Doctor]

Sounds all right to me. I'm a big supporter of "Let it happen when it happens".

 

[Hazardous]

Hey Doc, it'll happen when the time is right for you. Until then, I'll keep knockin them down (hopefully not up..) in honor of you haha.

 

[Барбоса]

Forcing it can lead to bloodshed...

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Yea dude, the planned thing is way too sterile, not nearly as fun and memorable(not to mention hilarious) as it should be. You want to have funny things to say. And what if she ends up changing her mind, ye gads what a bad result that would have been. You wanna fuck someone who actually wants to fuck you. I think.

 

[Phoenix]

Doc, kudos to you. I'm glad to see you're going with the "Let it happen when it happens" route, trust me, you won't regret it. Don't worry about what these guys say, you're going with what is right for you.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I was really thinking about it, and I thought about the "too sterile" comment. I was extremely close to telling her to head over to his dorm without him knowing.

But that could lead to extremes of awkwardness I couldn't even imagine, if it doesn't go exactly as it should.

 

[Via Armbar]

I echo the sentiments previously stated here. Let it happen when it's read to happy and you'll be very fappy..er..happy with the results.

 

[Барбоса]

University is about so much more than girls

Alcohol for one

 

[Phoenix]

University is about so much more than girls

Alcohol for one

Stealing traffic cones for two.

 

[The Doctor]

I didn't steal the traffic cones they put on the path when they were doing construction, but I did gather them up and stack them all on top of each other and put them on the other end of the path.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Good for you Doc. Just remember, don't put the pussy on a pedestal.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

This doesn't sound like the American Colleges that I know of... walking out on potential sex? Hollywood has never lied to me in the past.

 

[J-Dogg]

Just in case you missed it when I "pulled a Doc" and said it in twenty other threads, I am not, in fact, having sex this weekend.

I will probably spend it eating ice cream, playing videogames, and slitting my wrists as I listen to My Chemical Romance.

Thank you for your time.

I respect that Doc, my first time wasn't as memorable as the first time i had sex with my new girlfriend last week, now funny things were said during sex and many other lovely things happened. But its good your not forcing it.

 

[Next Jericho]

Just in case you missed it when I "pulled a Doc" and said it in twenty other threads, I am not, in fact, having sex this weekend.

I will probably spend it eating ice cream, playing videogames,

Okay that sounds like a good weekend I am going pro wrestling trainning and partying this weekend but games and ice cream are what I usally do any way.

and slitting my wrists as I listen to My Chemical Romance.
Thank you for your time.

What the fuck? You idiot trying to damage veins will do nothing for you because the famous words of Carlito 'That's not cool'

 

[The Doctor]

I wasn't being serious. I don't listen to MCR.

 

[Dave]

So, uh... Why did you pass it up?

Not trying to be a dick, I just don't know.

 

[D-Man]

Why is there ANOTHER thread on this?

 

[J-Dogg]

D-Man, you know as well as i do, sex is a hot topic.

 

[Miko]

Just in case you missed it when I "pulled a Doc" and said it in twenty other threads

I wish