Craziest/Worst thing you've done at school

[Deexter Jorgan]

had bullying issue's so i ended up breaking the leg of one the kids that did it, never got suspended.

Caused a schoolwide fight.

Always got into fights attempting to defend myself most of the time, now i just relax and dont feel bothered by idiots, most of them are probably dead beats anyhoo.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

had bullying issue's so i ended up breaking the leg of one the kids that did it, never got suspended.

Caused a schoolwide fight.

Always got into fights attempting to defend myself most of the time, now i just relax and dont feel bothered by idiots, most of them are probably dead beats anyhoo.

Wait, you never got suspended for breaking another students leg? That puts my story to shame.

 

[Ferbian]

had bullying issue's so i ended up breaking the leg of one the kids that did it, never got suspended.

Caused a schoolwide fight.

Always got into fights attempting to defend myself most of the time, now i just relax and dont feel bothered by idiots, most of them are probably dead beats anyhoo.

I got a little racial towards a Bosnian guy that bullied me, I'm not gonna go into details what I told him.

But it caused him to give me quite an headache, after I had gotten the whole school's attention. (the school I went to was pretty big in size, like largest or second largest in Denmark, and they had extended the school to another section for the 7th to 9th graders, so it wasn't a big accomplishment for all to hear me)

 

[Super Hans]

Punched a teacher,my school was wild (think a little less toned down High school high) only got suspended for 2 weeks,but my dad kicked the shit outta me and i got grounded for 3 months.

 

[Stormtrooper]

The worst thing I did was defend myself after 6 months of bullying. The asshole started day 1 of school, and the day before February break the kid got the whole class to laugh at me, so I got up and proceeded to get into a 2 hit fight. I hit him, and he hit the floor. At that point the teacher got into the room, I was sent to the principals office, and suspended for 2 days. It might have been more, but I wasn't one to ever get in trouble. What the fuck is up with all you people, anyway?

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

had bullying issue's so i ended up breaking the leg of one the kids that did it, never got suspended.

Caused a schoolwide fight.

Always got into fights attempting to defend myself most of the time, now i just relax and dont feel bothered by idiots, most of them are probably dead beats anyhoo.

How the hell did you manage to cause a school-wide fight?

 

[X]

I ate ecstasy once in the middle of the day when I was in middle school. That was a fun day. Wasn't aware it was E.

I used to regularly blaze up at the two different high schools I went to, in more than one place at one of them. Really not very difficult if you're stealthy about it.

I guess that would be it. I used to get suspended from school alot when I was in elementary school for fighting and shit, but that's just regular kid stuff.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I ate ecstasy once in the middle of the day when I was in middle school. That was a fun day. Wasn't aware it was E.

I used to regularly blaze up at the two different high schools I went to, in more than one place at one of them. Really not very difficult if you're stealthy about it.

I guess that would be it. I used to get suspended from school alot when I was in elementary school for fighting and shit, but that's just regular kid stuff.

True, the best method I've found is going to the least used bathroom and blowing smoke down the toilet then flush it, works every time.

 

[X]

That seems a bit sketchy, especially if someone is just hearing someone flush a toilet over and over and over again, might draw attention.

I just used the technique known as zeroing your hits, AKA holding them in until the smoke dissipates in your lungs. No smoke = no smell = your home free. Used that trick many a time to get me through lame days in high school.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

That seems a bit sketchy, especially if someone is just hearing someone flush a toilet over and over and over again, might draw attention.

I just used the technique known as zeroing your hits, AKA holding them in until the smoke dissipates in your lungs. No smoke = no smell = your home free. Used that trick many a time to get me through lame days in high school.

Zeroing hits over and over gets hard, especially when you got some good ass bud, I'd be to afraid to choke and blow pungent smoke all over the bathroom. But yea, me and my friends never even thought of the toilet flushing sound, good thing I've never been caught. And did you get to leave during your lunch breaks in high school?

 

[Luther_Hull]

Stabbed a teacher, the body is probably still festering away in the music cupboard.

 

[Cookie]

Someone once shit in the soap dispenser. Chaos ensued.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

How the hell did you manage to cause a school-wide fight?

A bully got in my face, had alot of mates in the school, i pulled him up on lying about a kid who got his head kicked in.

we started brawling and peole kept jumping in until i was surrounded, i got busted up badly but didnt fall down, one of my class mates pulled me out.

I ended up with a concussion from the constant punching but i survived that day.

I got some level of revenge afterwards.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

A bully got in my face, had alot of mates in the school, i pulled him up on lying about a kid who got his head kicked in.

we started brawling and peole kept jumping in until i was surrounded, i got busted up badly but didnt fall down, one of my class mates pulled me out.

I ended up with a concussion from the constant punching but i survived that day.

I got some level of revenge afterwards.

How so?

 

[kevMed]

Wow I wish I would have went to school with some of you guys. This kinda shit never came close to happening. The only funny things I ever saw were when the dirty skank girls would have epic battles over my friend. He was 6'5 and he was like 280 and 1 of 3 black kids that went to my school and he would pound out all the nasty white skanks and they would all try and kill each other over him. One day one of the skanks brought a paintball gun and just shot up all the other girls. After that day they had a cop stay at our school all day and it ended the skank wars

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

I got a little racial towards a Bosnian guy that bullied me, I'm not gonna go into details what I told him.

But it caused him to give me quite an headache, after I had gotten the whole school's attention. (the school I went to was pretty big in size, like largest or second largest in Denmark, and they had extended the school to another section for the 7th to 9th graders, so it wasn't a big accomplishment for all to hear me)

Mine was an all boys school in south east london, people there used to hate the look of me, hated that i liked wrestling, hated that i wanted to learn, the list went on and the teachers where horrendous, they didnt give a crap.

I used to do what my dad said and left them alone, even had my parents pull me out of school at one point, then the teachers kept saying it was my fault, i did something to egg them on, i just got sick of it so i thought screw it you want to attack me then ill do whatever i can to ensure that i defend myself, i simply just had enough of it.

Wait, you never got suspended for breaking another students leg? That puts my story to shame.

The thing was that in order for them to suspend me, he would have to tell them why I broke his leg in the first place.

And he couldnt do it, dickweed told them it was an accident and i got away scott free.

when i did nothing i was told that did something to deserve it, had teachers on my back, when i actually did something, i didnt get punished go figure

Wait, you never got suspended for breaking another students leg? That puts my story to shame.

In our final confrontation I made the guy cry, punched him in the face and pinned him to the flaw, then caught him in an armbar, was gonna break his arm.

after that people just werent afraid of him anymore, stopped caring.

 

[TSG]

Fucked my girlfriend in the english classroom, library and mens' locker room. This kid was pissing me off while in gym, he keep heckling me and my pickleball partner, I told him to stop he didn't, pissed me off more. So I started heckling him, he got pissed, walked up and shoved me, I shoved him back, fucker scratched my face, so I busted his nose, then start wailing on his face. Three other guys pulled me off, little bastard ran off into the hall. I tried to go after him, my friends said they would let me go if I didn't go after him. I told them I wouldn't, they let me go, I lied. Took off after him and I figured he went to the principal's office, sure enough there he was, I charged after him and dived over the principal's desk, tackling him and starting slamming his head against the floor. Principal pulled me off and suspended me for two weeks and him three days.

Also got high in woodshop and tried to make 2x4's kickback out of the table saw, had one fly across the shop and put a hole in the wall.

I was suspended 6 times in high school, expelled, had 9 attendance contracts me and was involved in to many fights to remember, was drunk or stoned most of the time too.

Seriously one of the best stories of high school I've ever heard. I'd love to have a girlfriend, nontheless have sex with her in three different parts of the school. Overall, everything in this story is epic.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

I broke several pieces of chalk within a minute. I was such a badass.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I broke several pieces of chalk within a minute. I was such a badass.

Damn, you are a badass.

 

[Luther_Hull]

Mine was an all boys school

Gay.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Climbed to the top of the school to get high once. That's pretty much it. Unless you count never showing up my sophomore year and still passing.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Climbed to the top of the school to get high once. That's pretty much it. Unless you count never showing up my sophomore year and still passing.

How the hell did that work?

 

[Luther_Hull]

Climbing to the top of your school to get high.

Clever.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Climbing to the top of your school to get high.

Clever.

I know, i was quite brilliant back then.

And I only showed up for test, which I raped them like KB does to me.

 

[J-Dogg]

I ate ecstasy once in the middle of the day when I was in middle school. That was a fun day. Wasn't aware it was E.

I used to regularly blaze up at the two different high schools I went to, in more than one place at one of them. Really not very difficult if you're stealthy about it.

I guess that would be it. I used to get suspended from school alot when I was in elementary school for fighting and shit, but that's just regular kid stuff.

Talking of E, there was this guy in my grade back in 12th grade, who sold E to the guy sitting next to him, the teacher had his back turned, and on that day we wee being tought morals and ethics in class.

A bully got in my face, had alot of mates in the school, i pulled him up on lying about a kid who got his head kicked in.

we started brawling and peole kept jumping in until i was surrounded, i got busted up badly but didnt fall down, one of my class mates pulled me out.

I ended up with a concussion from the constant punching but i survived that day.

I got some level of revenge afterwards.

I know how you feel DJ, i got into fights but ever since elementary/primary school as a young kid, back in 6th grade i beat a kid half concious and never got suspended. High school was crazy, i got into my share of confrontations and fights. I remember wailing on one of my now best friends brother when i didn't like either of them, now im good friends with them, i remember having a confrontation then fight where the whole school came to watch.