Confessional
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Downward Spiral
I'm Not From Your Country
It has to be precisely 1001 words. Any more or less, and you'll be banned.
Oh and by the way, you have 24 hours to complete this assignment. Failure to do so...will mean termination of the cruelest kind. I doubt you need more incentive.
Oh and by the way, you have 24 hours to complete this assignment. Failure to do so...will mean termination of the cruelest kind. I doubt you need more incentive.
I'd do what they say, last person who only wrote 997 words about why Jake rocks was made to eat Jakes retal waste ... with a spoon. He did get offered a sauce, but come on who the fuck likes piccalily. I'd rather eat the shit raw...
...What am I saying, you'll find out soon anyway
...What am I saying, you'll find out soon anyway
Da Vinci's Nightmare
WZCW's Own Arch Angel 0-1
Will you accept 24?
jake, you are an power mad pathetic juvenile prick who wants or is possibly sleeping with jonny and in no way rocks at all?
I thought my last post should be something amusing
jake, you are an power mad pathetic juvenile prick who wants or is possibly sleeping with jonny and in no way rocks at all?
I thought my last post should be something amusing
Moon Knight
Original Prince of Darkness
You dare call Jake a juvenile prick but write that? Well I guess you don't want to be let out. I for one say that your post was in no way amusing.
I'm not sleeping with Jonny. Dude lives about 300 miles away. Jake dont drive.
I dont get why I'm power mad. Didn't I make you a mod?
Freedom 35
Kyle Orton Legend Killer
if thats true than thats just messed up
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
Why didn't you make it amusing then?
Dont you talk about my Jakey like that... bastard.
CoreyDavis
Dark Match Jobber
Confession of sins of the world:
607627449 my boyfriend dumped me over skype, and now he wont talk to me.. everytime i text him or anything, he just tells me to go away, and that he doesnt want me anymore.
so.. its been exactly a week now since i stopped trying to contact him. im all alone out here in Germany on my year abroad, with only 2 months left to go... and he dumps me now.
its so ridiculous, and im so upset. it was getting easier, but all of a sudden i dont seem to be able to deal with it now.
im suddenly so depressed, and overeating, and i cant stop myself. Why hasn't he text me? how can i be that bad a person that I deserve to be treated like this?
i am so sad. so alone. Richard... i hate you for doing this to me... just when things were going so right for me. I can't do my work.. I don't even wanna live right now. You are so cruel.
910099509 I've realized that I'm in love with my friend who is married. I will never tell him.
915855005 I dumped my ex boyfriend because I didn't like his attitudes about sex. However, if I could fuck just one person right now, dear God, it would be him.
469277939 I'm sick of men being shallow assholes and I don't want to date them.
442490892 I still want my co-worker even though he's married and is 20 years older than me. The thing is, we flirt back and forth so I know the feeling's mutual. He is so sexy and we get along so well! I can't wait until his wife leaves town and/or until we get the chance to go out for drinks... I want him so bad and it's only a matter of time until I have him...
598250094 I think im going to turn out neurotic.
453869350 I plan to be a psychiatrist when I am older.
I think I am attracted to men who have particular mental issues.
952787982 I dont think I will ever be able to love anyone because I do not understand the concept.
I also think that I will never be able to accept his faults.
I dont understand why I think I am so worthy of perfection.
536220596 sometimes i feel like im not good enough to be a vet. i'm halfway through vet school and everyones marks are alot better than mine
576757781 Tomorrow she will ask me why I left her sleeping alone, passed out from gin and fully clothed without a warm body to hold when she wakes, and I won’t tell her that it could have been the first time for her to see me cry if she had seen me ten minutes ago. If she had seen what I saw, if she had seen what I had to destroy, she would understand. She would have seen a body as warm and alive as a tender child, chest heaving in and out slowly with flesh peaceful and subsisting. She would have seen a soft body that will be made to shudder violently with painful tears. She would have seen the tits that will be clenched and cradled when the body that contains them is left abandoned and alone. If she had seen what I saw, she would have cried, too, because I will never love her.
866967055 I think Im better than everyone else.
I listen to better music, I do better in school, I go to cooler places, I wear cooler clothes, I have deeper thoughts.
I also think Im an asshole.
No one know what I think about them, because Im always pretending to be upbeat. I actually hate them.
327922314 when i was little i used to poop behind a tree in my backyard.
183987813 so my boyfriend who i love with all my soul worries that i'm a lesbian (i'm bi) and i think the fact that he can't make me cum is just making his worries worse, but it's really not him, hes the best and hottest guy on earth. i wish he believed me, and i wish i could have a fucking orgasm during sex. i've been practicing BDSM since i was 16 and i can't even have a fucking orgasm during sex, what the fuck is wrong with me?
anyways, i love him!, and i can't wait until we get married. i think i'm gunna go buy some of those pills online that make it easier for girls to cum. wish me luck!
406250196 I change who I am all the time. My appearance, my style, my beliefs, my attitude, my goals.
I never really stay the same person for more than 2 months.
I think I do this because I dont want to be held accountable for who I am.
Because I am always changing.
149335217 I have never smoked, drank, had sex, or done drugs.
All of my friends smoke, drink, have sex, and do drugs.
I gave my boyfriend of 5 months a blowjob and feeling like I am a worthless hypocrite.
I was never against oral sex, or sex, or drugs, or alcohol. In fact, I wanted to do it.
But I am still a ****.
I think I am friends with these adicts to make myself feel better.
782382114 I have been told that I forced my female cousin to kiss me when I was a little girl.
I dont remeber it in the slightest bit.
I dont remeber a lot of things about my past.
944311426 My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.
Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.
So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.
470586575 We just started dating a few days ago
But I'm already in love with you. If you felt half of what I feel for you for me, I'd die happy.
995184409 i don't know if i can get into my college now. i didn't look at the website in time, and now i'm screwed. i don't know what i'll do. i'm so embarassed. i don't know if this can be saved. i'm thinking not. i'm so screwed.
701302621 i work at mcdonalds and steal so much money, simply by neglecting to ring up orders or parts of orders.
i dont feel bad, at all.
i regret that i didnt start doing this sooner. we're getting cameras next week.
i want a new job.
260362894 i fail at everything i try to accomplish. school, losing weight, making friends, keeping a job.
sometimes i really wish i would've gone through with suicide when i was ten, instead of chickening out.
819572147 i love him and i will never be able to tell him because i'm too scared it's going to ruin how well things are going. damn you long distance.
300649630 i pretend to take my birth control every day in front of my boyfriend.. i hide it under my tongue and take it out when hes not looking. im so blessed to be pregnant - he doesnt know yet.
795567077 i keep having weird sex dreams about this guy. but the thing is he is butt ugly and i don't even know why i'm having these dreams. i think he likes me but i already have a boyfriend and he's just fugly. it's so frustrating! i turn so red when he comes near me but when i look at him i just think 'what a fugly guy'
620271469 I put my penis in a Goldfish's bowl once.
364190071 i hate myself the more i'm around you. you make me feel like crap because you love me and i don't know why. you are such a good person so i try to keep up but i keep on failing. loving you causes me to tear myself down, but if i end it because of that reason, then i'm ending it because i want to believe i'm not a bad person. now that i know it, i can't forget it.
300371278 you were the first person to make me cum during sex, but then you got cocky, so i'm back to faking it again. it just makes you even more cocky, but you can't enjoy sex unless you think i'm enjoying it, and all it actually takes for me to enjoy it is you enjoying it. it's a stupid cycle.
515304586 I think I really hate my husband and I dream of having an affair with someone, anyone I don't care who it is. I'm just really bored with him and I can't stand looking at him anymore, but I don't want a divorce.
333822937 im seeing a guy who is 23, ive told him im 18 when im younger, hes probably the most generally nice and considerate guy i have ever met and im lying to him. i know its not that big of a deal but i feal so guilty, but ill carrien on seein him untill
262285203 I'm shit scared of what the Prom Queen is gona do to me just coz a good friend of mine is stupid enough to sent the wrong text msg to her and implicating me. Fuck.
172429127 I am in the best relationship I have ever been in but I feel like I am purposly destroying it and hope that she doesnt leave me as I love her more then any girl could love her, I came out to everyone for her and couldnt imagin life without her
669919648 I'm just not physically attracted to her. I'm only doing it so I can get a job at her dad's law firm.
435073446 I like being home alone because it means no one will make me eat more than 900 calories or stop me from throwing up.
156535154 my mom had a siezure and survived. i wished she had died, i hate myself
753246863 I've always hated Valentine's Day, I've never had a good one ever. So to spoil me my best friend organised a secret picnic for the two of us on the roof of the building in which he works. It had the most magnificent view of the city by night and nobody was able to find us there. The night was perfect. I now think I've fallen in love with him. Problem is he has a boyfriend. Our friendship is now becoming complicated and that scares me.
177427224 He's getting married and I don't give a shit.
158465859 i have weird fantasies. And Im worried that when I get married I wont be able to fulfill them. Actually Im worried about if Ill get married at all. Im worried that when I find the right guy hell get scared about all these ideas I have. I think I've let my imagination grow rampant. Im also scared that Ill scare one of my friends off. I haven't been intimate for a year and a half and I can't take it. Im worried that if I get intimate with this friend itll get awkward. And I really don't want that to happen.
506369496 sometimes I hate my best friend because I'm afraid that my boyfriend will start liking her instead of me.
217572120 i pop too many pills my boyfriend says. he confiscated a bottle, but i have others. I take more then he knows behind his back. it was already a huge trust issue when he found out i had been taking one drug behind his back, if he were to now discover that i've continued doing this with not one but several drugs, he may never trust me again. and he loves me so much it would distroy him. why am i doing this? am i trying to sabotage my relationship? that can't be, i love him more than my own life and i can't imagine a life without him. i know we'd both contemplate suicide if we were to break up, and worse, i'm his first real love, he's never had a serious relationship before me. i don't know how he'd handle it if it did end. that's one of my worst fears, hurting him. and i have been recently. things were so rough yesterday, this has never happened to us in 2 years. so why can't i stop lying to him? i'm a deceitful, manipulative, and undeserveing little ****. he's this best thing that's ever happened to me, why am i throwing a wrench into a beautifully functioning machine? god i need to get a grip on myself. i can see disappointment and sadness in his eyes sometimes now. it's killing me
623474769 i don't think i love him anymore.
188356822 I want to go through a lesbian phase in college...I want to be able to turn my husband on years later by telling him about it.
316905244 I am ugly, I am overweight, I am 18, and I have acne. I am never going to get a boyfriend. I had my first kiss last night from a guy... but he's gay. Go. Me.
272937587 every night before bed i pray that i will wake up and be 18 again and have the chance to make different choices and not fuck up my life as i have.i have been so careless.
257235090 I saw you at the party last night. You were really drunk. And really high. You kissed me in the hallway.
I really liked it.
837743696 Crap, they're so skinny and perfect with great hair and amazing clothes and spunky personalities.
Why can't I be someone else?
257648028 I get really uncomfortable when there are two anchorwomen on the news. It's weird. Only when there are two anchormen or one of each can I watch the news at ease.
776584268 i've spent too long not knowing and guessing and hoping. so i'm moving on. to one of your best friends.
350834875 I think i'd fuck anything with tits.
933224845 I'm in a committed relationship. But everytime i see or meet an overweight girl, i dream about having wild crazy sex with her. My girlfriend is in top shape and has A boobs,......
661762459 I'm so lonely it makes me sick. It's not like I don't try to socialize. I really try but somehow i just feel like i'm not good enough and it's not right. I know i'm not a bad person. I just want someone to tell me that i'm not. Please I want to feel connect to anyone. I hate this place i'm at.
807060395 i think my parent's divorce really really messed me up in terms of having a meaningful, lasting relationship.
608931046 While my parents weren't home I drank a bottle of wine and hid it in an old Beanie Babies box.
163086934 i told her i loved her
and she just looked at me.
187257860 So my ex-girlfriend wants to remain friends and she wants me to talk to her about everything just like we use to do. I think some things would just break her heart. I can't do it.
677474054 Ok, I couldnt help it, it was so tempting. I mean you'd do it too if you could. When she came to me, she aked me for a favor, I just thought I would help her out...I five starred her in her vagina.
I'm sorry Cherell; my last ex liked it.
The second thing I have to confess is that for the first time the other day, I was a bad samaritan. This lady was on the side of the road, east 104. Her car was broken down. She was waving for help and the devil in me came out, I pulled over and acted like I was going to help her. I told her to wait in the car and once she got all comfortable and was sitting behind her dashboard smiling. I gave her the brain then drove off. Oh, how it made me smile.
My third confession...
517413231 I have the hots for one of my students. I'm only a couple of years older than he is but I know I can't go there but to compensate I've been ignoring him and not helping him with critical assignments. That's as wrong as if I were flirting with him. I come up with a million and one reasons to find him in his room but with out success. Maybe he'll catch on and ask me out when the semester is over. I know he has the hots for me to.
315742195 I never feel good enough.
134376729 I really like my best friend, in that way.
660445473 ive always wanted to smoke weed.
406305405 i miss sucking your dick.
916735336 I only like guys with lip rings and gaged ears, not to mention tattoos. I'm starting to think i'll never find anyone who will love me, truly. And i fear for my future.
773034738 I wish I could have wild orgies all the time. Why can't girls just put their mouth on my ding dong?
468324081 i wish i could stop feeling guilt about things that happened so so long ago.
368618083 My ex likes my best friend but I want him to be mine. So i offered to call him everyday to make sure he was calling her. But i lied. I flirt with him alot on the phone.
539235435 I almost broke up with my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years the other night. He spends more time with his friends than me, and I'm feeling ignored. He pays the most attention to me when we're in bed and he wants to get laid. By that point, I'm not even interested. His friends have a combined IQ of 85, and they act 16.
668308907 i can't handle life and i tried to get help
but my parents think i'm just overreacting and that people make up depression
830664488 I'm trying to be social.... online because I guess its better then real life friends. its not really working out. I hate all of my livejournal friends.
743185389 one of my friends told me about something very illeagle he is doing, and i hate knowing about it. i wish he would have never told me. ignorace truely is bliss.
867788919 Fuck you, you obviously never cared. Thanks for saying, I'm never going to say I'm sorry. Now I realized that you don't give a damn. Thanks.
821257388 i'm high right now, and i'm gonna play video games all day instead of driving down the street to pick up my fallen grandmother. i hate that %^&%$!
607627449 my boyfriend dumped me over skype, and now he wont talk to me.. everytime i text him or anything, he just tells me to go away, and that he doesnt want me anymore.
so.. its been exactly a week now since i stopped trying to contact him. im all alone out here in Germany on my year abroad, with only 2 months left to go... and he dumps me now.
its so ridiculous, and im so upset. it was getting easier, but all of a sudden i dont seem to be able to deal with it now.
im suddenly so depressed, and overeating, and i cant stop myself. Why hasn't he text me? how can i be that bad a person that I deserve to be treated like this?
i am so sad. so alone. Richard... i hate you for doing this to me... just when things were going so right for me. I can't do my work.. I don't even wanna live right now. You are so cruel.
910099509 I've realized that I'm in love with my friend who is married. I will never tell him.
915855005 I dumped my ex boyfriend because I didn't like his attitudes about sex. However, if I could fuck just one person right now, dear God, it would be him.
469277939 I'm sick of men being shallow assholes and I don't want to date them.
442490892 I still want my co-worker even though he's married and is 20 years older than me. The thing is, we flirt back and forth so I know the feeling's mutual. He is so sexy and we get along so well! I can't wait until his wife leaves town and/or until we get the chance to go out for drinks... I want him so bad and it's only a matter of time until I have him...
598250094 I think im going to turn out neurotic.
453869350 I plan to be a psychiatrist when I am older.
I think I am attracted to men who have particular mental issues.
952787982 I dont think I will ever be able to love anyone because I do not understand the concept.
I also think that I will never be able to accept his faults.
I dont understand why I think I am so worthy of perfection.
536220596 sometimes i feel like im not good enough to be a vet. i'm halfway through vet school and everyones marks are alot better than mine
576757781 Tomorrow she will ask me why I left her sleeping alone, passed out from gin and fully clothed without a warm body to hold when she wakes, and I won’t tell her that it could have been the first time for her to see me cry if she had seen me ten minutes ago. If she had seen what I saw, if she had seen what I had to destroy, she would understand. She would have seen a body as warm and alive as a tender child, chest heaving in and out slowly with flesh peaceful and subsisting. She would have seen a soft body that will be made to shudder violently with painful tears. She would have seen the tits that will be clenched and cradled when the body that contains them is left abandoned and alone. If she had seen what I saw, she would have cried, too, because I will never love her.
866967055 I think Im better than everyone else.
I listen to better music, I do better in school, I go to cooler places, I wear cooler clothes, I have deeper thoughts.
I also think Im an asshole.
No one know what I think about them, because Im always pretending to be upbeat. I actually hate them.
327922314 when i was little i used to poop behind a tree in my backyard.
183987813 so my boyfriend who i love with all my soul worries that i'm a lesbian (i'm bi) and i think the fact that he can't make me cum is just making his worries worse, but it's really not him, hes the best and hottest guy on earth. i wish he believed me, and i wish i could have a fucking orgasm during sex. i've been practicing BDSM since i was 16 and i can't even have a fucking orgasm during sex, what the fuck is wrong with me?
anyways, i love him!, and i can't wait until we get married. i think i'm gunna go buy some of those pills online that make it easier for girls to cum. wish me luck!
406250196 I change who I am all the time. My appearance, my style, my beliefs, my attitude, my goals.
I never really stay the same person for more than 2 months.
I think I do this because I dont want to be held accountable for who I am.
Because I am always changing.
149335217 I have never smoked, drank, had sex, or done drugs.
All of my friends smoke, drink, have sex, and do drugs.
I gave my boyfriend of 5 months a blowjob and feeling like I am a worthless hypocrite.
I was never against oral sex, or sex, or drugs, or alcohol. In fact, I wanted to do it.
But I am still a ****.
I think I am friends with these adicts to make myself feel better.
782382114 I have been told that I forced my female cousin to kiss me when I was a little girl.
I dont remeber it in the slightest bit.
I dont remeber a lot of things about my past.
944311426 My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.
Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.
So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.
470586575 We just started dating a few days ago
But I'm already in love with you. If you felt half of what I feel for you for me, I'd die happy.
995184409 i don't know if i can get into my college now. i didn't look at the website in time, and now i'm screwed. i don't know what i'll do. i'm so embarassed. i don't know if this can be saved. i'm thinking not. i'm so screwed.
701302621 i work at mcdonalds and steal so much money, simply by neglecting to ring up orders or parts of orders.
i dont feel bad, at all.
i regret that i didnt start doing this sooner. we're getting cameras next week.
i want a new job.
260362894 i fail at everything i try to accomplish. school, losing weight, making friends, keeping a job.
sometimes i really wish i would've gone through with suicide when i was ten, instead of chickening out.
819572147 i love him and i will never be able to tell him because i'm too scared it's going to ruin how well things are going. damn you long distance.
300649630 i pretend to take my birth control every day in front of my boyfriend.. i hide it under my tongue and take it out when hes not looking. im so blessed to be pregnant - he doesnt know yet.
795567077 i keep having weird sex dreams about this guy. but the thing is he is butt ugly and i don't even know why i'm having these dreams. i think he likes me but i already have a boyfriend and he's just fugly. it's so frustrating! i turn so red when he comes near me but when i look at him i just think 'what a fugly guy'
620271469 I put my penis in a Goldfish's bowl once.
364190071 i hate myself the more i'm around you. you make me feel like crap because you love me and i don't know why. you are such a good person so i try to keep up but i keep on failing. loving you causes me to tear myself down, but if i end it because of that reason, then i'm ending it because i want to believe i'm not a bad person. now that i know it, i can't forget it.
300371278 you were the first person to make me cum during sex, but then you got cocky, so i'm back to faking it again. it just makes you even more cocky, but you can't enjoy sex unless you think i'm enjoying it, and all it actually takes for me to enjoy it is you enjoying it. it's a stupid cycle.
515304586 I think I really hate my husband and I dream of having an affair with someone, anyone I don't care who it is. I'm just really bored with him and I can't stand looking at him anymore, but I don't want a divorce.
333822937 im seeing a guy who is 23, ive told him im 18 when im younger, hes probably the most generally nice and considerate guy i have ever met and im lying to him. i know its not that big of a deal but i feal so guilty, but ill carrien on seein him untill
262285203 I'm shit scared of what the Prom Queen is gona do to me just coz a good friend of mine is stupid enough to sent the wrong text msg to her and implicating me. Fuck.
172429127 I am in the best relationship I have ever been in but I feel like I am purposly destroying it and hope that she doesnt leave me as I love her more then any girl could love her, I came out to everyone for her and couldnt imagin life without her
669919648 I'm just not physically attracted to her. I'm only doing it so I can get a job at her dad's law firm.
435073446 I like being home alone because it means no one will make me eat more than 900 calories or stop me from throwing up.
156535154 my mom had a siezure and survived. i wished she had died, i hate myself
753246863 I've always hated Valentine's Day, I've never had a good one ever. So to spoil me my best friend organised a secret picnic for the two of us on the roof of the building in which he works. It had the most magnificent view of the city by night and nobody was able to find us there. The night was perfect. I now think I've fallen in love with him. Problem is he has a boyfriend. Our friendship is now becoming complicated and that scares me.
177427224 He's getting married and I don't give a shit.
158465859 i have weird fantasies. And Im worried that when I get married I wont be able to fulfill them. Actually Im worried about if Ill get married at all. Im worried that when I find the right guy hell get scared about all these ideas I have. I think I've let my imagination grow rampant. Im also scared that Ill scare one of my friends off. I haven't been intimate for a year and a half and I can't take it. Im worried that if I get intimate with this friend itll get awkward. And I really don't want that to happen.
506369496 sometimes I hate my best friend because I'm afraid that my boyfriend will start liking her instead of me.
217572120 i pop too many pills my boyfriend says. he confiscated a bottle, but i have others. I take more then he knows behind his back. it was already a huge trust issue when he found out i had been taking one drug behind his back, if he were to now discover that i've continued doing this with not one but several drugs, he may never trust me again. and he loves me so much it would distroy him. why am i doing this? am i trying to sabotage my relationship? that can't be, i love him more than my own life and i can't imagine a life without him. i know we'd both contemplate suicide if we were to break up, and worse, i'm his first real love, he's never had a serious relationship before me. i don't know how he'd handle it if it did end. that's one of my worst fears, hurting him. and i have been recently. things were so rough yesterday, this has never happened to us in 2 years. so why can't i stop lying to him? i'm a deceitful, manipulative, and undeserveing little ****. he's this best thing that's ever happened to me, why am i throwing a wrench into a beautifully functioning machine? god i need to get a grip on myself. i can see disappointment and sadness in his eyes sometimes now. it's killing me
623474769 i don't think i love him anymore.
188356822 I want to go through a lesbian phase in college...I want to be able to turn my husband on years later by telling him about it.
316905244 I am ugly, I am overweight, I am 18, and I have acne. I am never going to get a boyfriend. I had my first kiss last night from a guy... but he's gay. Go. Me.
272937587 every night before bed i pray that i will wake up and be 18 again and have the chance to make different choices and not fuck up my life as i have.i have been so careless.
257235090 I saw you at the party last night. You were really drunk. And really high. You kissed me in the hallway.
I really liked it.
837743696 Crap, they're so skinny and perfect with great hair and amazing clothes and spunky personalities.
Why can't I be someone else?
257648028 I get really uncomfortable when there are two anchorwomen on the news. It's weird. Only when there are two anchormen or one of each can I watch the news at ease.
776584268 i've spent too long not knowing and guessing and hoping. so i'm moving on. to one of your best friends.
350834875 I think i'd fuck anything with tits.
933224845 I'm in a committed relationship. But everytime i see or meet an overweight girl, i dream about having wild crazy sex with her. My girlfriend is in top shape and has A boobs,......
661762459 I'm so lonely it makes me sick. It's not like I don't try to socialize. I really try but somehow i just feel like i'm not good enough and it's not right. I know i'm not a bad person. I just want someone to tell me that i'm not. Please I want to feel connect to anyone. I hate this place i'm at.
807060395 i think my parent's divorce really really messed me up in terms of having a meaningful, lasting relationship.
608931046 While my parents weren't home I drank a bottle of wine and hid it in an old Beanie Babies box.
163086934 i told her i loved her
and she just looked at me.
187257860 So my ex-girlfriend wants to remain friends and she wants me to talk to her about everything just like we use to do. I think some things would just break her heart. I can't do it.
677474054 Ok, I couldnt help it, it was so tempting. I mean you'd do it too if you could. When she came to me, she aked me for a favor, I just thought I would help her out...I five starred her in her vagina.
I'm sorry Cherell; my last ex liked it.
The second thing I have to confess is that for the first time the other day, I was a bad samaritan. This lady was on the side of the road, east 104. Her car was broken down. She was waving for help and the devil in me came out, I pulled over and acted like I was going to help her. I told her to wait in the car and once she got all comfortable and was sitting behind her dashboard smiling. I gave her the brain then drove off. Oh, how it made me smile.
My third confession...
517413231 I have the hots for one of my students. I'm only a couple of years older than he is but I know I can't go there but to compensate I've been ignoring him and not helping him with critical assignments. That's as wrong as if I were flirting with him. I come up with a million and one reasons to find him in his room but with out success. Maybe he'll catch on and ask me out when the semester is over. I know he has the hots for me to.
315742195 I never feel good enough.
134376729 I really like my best friend, in that way.
660445473 ive always wanted to smoke weed.
406305405 i miss sucking your dick.
916735336 I only like guys with lip rings and gaged ears, not to mention tattoos. I'm starting to think i'll never find anyone who will love me, truly. And i fear for my future.
773034738 I wish I could have wild orgies all the time. Why can't girls just put their mouth on my ding dong?
468324081 i wish i could stop feeling guilt about things that happened so so long ago.
368618083 My ex likes my best friend but I want him to be mine. So i offered to call him everyday to make sure he was calling her. But i lied. I flirt with him alot on the phone.
539235435 I almost broke up with my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years the other night. He spends more time with his friends than me, and I'm feeling ignored. He pays the most attention to me when we're in bed and he wants to get laid. By that point, I'm not even interested. His friends have a combined IQ of 85, and they act 16.
668308907 i can't handle life and i tried to get help
but my parents think i'm just overreacting and that people make up depression
830664488 I'm trying to be social.... online because I guess its better then real life friends. its not really working out. I hate all of my livejournal friends.
743185389 one of my friends told me about something very illeagle he is doing, and i hate knowing about it. i wish he would have never told me. ignorace truely is bliss.
867788919 Fuck you, you obviously never cared. Thanks for saying, I'm never going to say I'm sorry. Now I realized that you don't give a damn. Thanks.
821257388 i'm high right now, and i'm gonna play video games all day instead of driving down the street to pick up my fallen grandmother. i hate that %^&%$!
Mexican Geek
It's good to be back!
Boring. I barely read the first two lines and got bored. Nice try though.
Bobby Lashley
Dark Match Jobber
LOL. I found that one quite funny.
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wwf fanatic
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What happened to CoreyDavis? He/She is actually amusing.
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gunner
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Since people read things here I have a question.
Can you get hacked on this site?
I had a profile for one day and I got banned for spamming, I didn't get a warning or anyhting.
the only thing I can thnk of is in one of th topics that asked for comedians you like I didn't list why I think they were funny. Mainly becasue comdedians are all funny for the same reason, becasue they have good jokes.
I don't see how that is spamming. I wasn't advertising anything and I didn't flame anyone. Plus I don't think that's worthy of a ban that can never be lifted. I messaged the web master and never got a response.
my confessioin is that I just made a new profile and mow my posts are more detailed.
Can you get hacked on this site?
I had a profile for one day and I got banned for spamming, I didn't get a warning or anyhting.
the only thing I can thnk of is in one of th topics that asked for comedians you like I didn't list why I think they were funny. Mainly becasue comdedians are all funny for the same reason, becasue they have good jokes.
I don't see how that is spamming. I wasn't advertising anything and I didn't flame anyone. Plus I don't think that's worthy of a ban that can never be lifted. I messaged the web master and never got a response.
my confessioin is that I just made a new profile and mow my posts are more detailed.
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gunner
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my other profile was permantly banned
that's why I want to know
I thought there were warnings.
they can band this profile too if they feel that I'm violating policy.
It's cool
that's why I want to know
I thought there were warnings.
they can band this profile too if they feel that I'm violating policy.
It's cool
they are goin to perma ban your ip address
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gunner
Guest
that's fine
I just want an answer to my question
I just want an answer to my question
Shadowmancer
I am The Last Baron
who Perma banned your previous account?
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gunner
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I don't know
I logged in and it jsut said
you've been banned for spamming
then it said soemthing like
ban lifted:never
I logged in and it jsut said
you've been banned for spamming
then it said soemthing like
ban lifted:never