Christmas Shopping

[Y 2 Jake]

Will reminded me to make the thread.

When you say excuse me to somebody do they not realize it's the polite way of saying ''Move the fuck outta my way'' When I say it it's more of a warning. Like move of your own free will because I'm coming through anyway.

And what is it with fat people just standing in the middle of the isle? Move so I can get through.

You hold the door open for people and you get no thank you. That really pisses me off. Because I bet you care more about the door smacking you in the face than I do.

And common people should be kept in cages. Why should normal people have to suffer your inbred, hillbilly behaviour?

Why has nobody invented a lane in shopping centers for Slow, old, parents or cripples? They slow the whole process down for people who can move more than half a mile an hour.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Will reminded me to make the thread.

Where'd you move my e-house, you bastard. lol

When you say excuse me to somebody do they not realize it's the polite way of saying ''Move the fuck outta my way'' When I say it it's more of a warning. Like move of your own free will because I'm coming through anyway.

Yeah, I've always been the polite person in saying excuse me. But there was one time that comes to mind, that literally I said it twice & this lady was on her cell phone, not moving. So I pushed by her & she was like "excuse me?!" & I was like "I tried."

And what is it with fat people just standing in the middle of the isle? Move so I can get through.

Wal*Mart in the town nearest to me has wide isles, I think they realize that half the town is eating themselves into a hospital bed.

You hold the door open for people and you get no thank you. That really pisses me off. Because I bet you care more about the door smacking you in the face than I do.

I've always held the door open for anyone & everyone. If I get there first, I'll gladly open it. But what I hate is when you do hold the door open, then a mad rush of people dart for the door, like I'm suddenly the bell boy.

And common people should be kept in cages. Why should normal people have to suffer your inbred, hillbilly behaviour?

Like.. stripper cages??

Why has nobody invented a lane in shopping centers for Slow, old, parents or cripples? They slow the whole process down for people who can move more than half a mile an hour.

Thats actually a great question, one that highly deserves an answer. I think they need special checkout lanes too. Those "12 items or less" lanes still involve a lot of slow moving people.. & whats with the fucking bullshit of having 3 of your best friends, or family equal out 12 items, then lining up behind you.. yet ONE PERSON pays for the whole fucking thing?!

 

[HBK-aholic]

OMG I hate people who are leaving all there shopping until now, and then making me (the sales assistant) find things for everyone they know. What I want to say is get off your fat arse and look yourself. And if I have to say Merry Christmas to one more customer It'll be there funeral on Christmas day.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

OMG I hate people who are leaving all there shopping until now, and then making me (the sales assistant) find things for everyone they know.

*sniff* So, do you hate me? I'm the type of person who waits until the last minute to shop around for Christmas. I was originally suppose to go out today & do it, but the internet & the weather decided otherwise.

So now it looks like either tomorrow, or Monday. (Are places even open on the 24th?)

What I want to say is get off your fat arse and look yourself. And if I have to say Merry Christmas to one more customer It'll be there funeral on Christmas day.

Aww, there's the Christmas spirit I've been looking for outta ya!

 

[BooCocky]

actually, I still got to go shopping. I never got my last paycheck from work until now. They were holding it off, them fu*****. Now I got to run around the mall like a fool.

 

[HBK-aholic]

So now it looks like either tomorrow, or Monday. (Are places even open on the 24th?)

Lmao, come over to England the place I work is open

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Lmao, come over to England the place I work is open

lol Not entirely sure its explainable why I'd be going to england to buy a Christmas present for ANYONE I know.. but it sounds workable to me.. hahaha

 

[HBK-aholic]

lol Not entirely sure its explainable why I'd be going to england to buy a Christmas present for ANYONE I know.. but it sounds workable to me.. hahaha

While your popping over here , bring me the Heartbreak and Triumph Dvd

 

[TheOneBigWill]

While your popping over here , bring me the Heartbreak and Triumph Dvd

The hell?! Oh, I see, the truth finally comes out. You were just using me to bring you a DVD that hasn't been released there yet. For shame!

 

[HBK-aholic]

The hell?! Oh, I see, the truth finally comes out. You were just using me to bring you a DVD that hasn't been released there yet. For shame!

Well it is Shawn Michaels after all

 

[BooCocky]

Well it is Shawn Michaels after all

I wonder when his knees are gonna give out?

 

[HBK-aholic]

I wonder when his knees are gonna give out?

Never

Seriously, if he ever retires, or anything bad happens to him, I'd be so upset I'd probably die.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I wonder when his knees are gonna give out?

I'd be more worried about when his back would give out.. again Until that happens, I'll be forever greatful to watch him everytime he wrestles though.

 

[BooCocky]

Never

Seriously, if he ever retires, or anything bad happens to him, I'd be so upset I'd probably die.

I wouldn't miss much. His time is long gone...