Know what this thread is missing? Pictures of Christian with the intercontinental title. Here:
There - now the thread is nice and prettied up.
Small, slow and old. The only time I was ever impressed with him was when he and Edge were in the TLC matches. Other than that, boring.
I've no idea how you've come to this conclusion. Perhaps you're just coming off the receiving end of a bad trip and you don't know which way is up. I like to play it safe; drink Red Bull. Ooh, the wall is melting!
Now that I'm done tripping my balls off from a potent cocktail of Lucozade and Mountain Dew, I want to confront your adjectives. First, small? It's nice that you've used your time machine to travel from the sixties, but don't bring the attitude with you. Black people have equal rights and people the size of Shawn Michaels win world titles on a regular basis - get used to it.
Secondly, slow? Nope. I don't know what to tell you. I suppose when you're used to the rip-roaring pace of Randy Orton's methodical stomping or have just come off watching those lightning quick Big Show/Mark Henry main events, you might think that. Christian's as quick and as agile as anybody else in a WWE ring. I don't know anybody else that leaps from the ring out to the floor in one move on a weekly basis.
To complete our holy trinity of adjectives, old? He's thirty-eight. Maybe if he was a professional football player or mixed martial artist, this'd be a problem. Maybe we'd have to do what we did with Randy Couture and take him to the glue factory. Christian's a performer - as long as he can perform, which he can, we don't have a problem.
Now go treat yourself to one of the half dozen of those classic Orton/Christian encounters last year, or his ladder or cage matches with Albero Del Rio, or perhaps some of his more underrated work in ECW and TNA - stuff with Jack Swagger or Samoa Joe.
The more perceptive among you will realise that I rather rate Christian. I have Christian pyjamas, Christian bedsheets and eat Christian-Os in the mornings. Well, I don't - but I would if I could. If it were up to me, Christian would win the world heavyweight belt and then wear it so long that it started to bond with his skin. At the start of Over The Limit, my hype meter went from 0 to 60 in about five seconds when I realised A) a Christian face turn was on the cards, and B) he was totally over with the crowd. Let's not forget that Over The Limit 2011 was the scene of what I reckon is probably the best Orton/Christian encounter of the lot, and that's saying something.
I'm actually rather pleased that Christian's won the intercontinental title and rather glad that he's a face. I was watching the Shawn/Bret documentary last night - took them
forever to finally cry - and Shawn claimed that the intercontinental title was for those that the company recognised as workhorses but not necessarily as draws in and of themselves. Christian fits rather neatly into that pocket. Furthermore, I can finally cheer him without felling like a doofus - or more of a doofus than I normally do when watching sweaty men in tights grapple with one another. I reckon Christian can get a serviceable match out of just about anyone, and - as a midcard champion - he could be wrestling just about anyone from week to week. Any Raw or SmackDown could benefit from throwing Christian and a random opponent out there for a ten minute match. Personally, I'm hoping for a Rey Mysterio feud. In fact, that'd probably be enough to pull me away from my debilitating energy drink addiction.