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http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/242396-wrestler-says-he-wont-watch-if-cena-breaks-ric-flairs-title-record
Of all the shitty irrelevant stories on the main site, this one stood out to me.
My first thought reading this was, "How old is this guy? Too old to be tweeting like a 15-year-old girl: 'Lol are u ******ed? No offense to a challenge (no D) person.' He deserves the Picard Face-Palm. I'm totally going to the Spam Zone right now to post this followed by a Picard Face-Palm picture."
Then I thought: Wait, no, he's kind of got a point ... lots of people are supporting what he's saying, and ... it is Ric Flair's record that's being supposedly threatened here ... I mean - let's be realistic: Cena probably will get those five reigns he needs in order to top Flair.
And then I questioned myself again: Is it acceptable for Chavo to direct derogatory terms like '******' at people just for having a different point of view from him? It's perfectly understandable that someone would consider the footballer Cena a better athlete than Hogan and Warrior. I would.
So many questions! How right is Chavo? How wrong is Chavo? Is he just trying to stay relevant? Is this just another thread about Cena? Quite possibly, Godwin's Law says so. And when will Paragon make the obligatory statement that he respects Chavo "as a wrestler"? All that and more, here, in the Wrestlezone Wrestling Spam Zone, live on USA network at 9/8 CT.
Justin LaBar said:When John Cena beat Alberto Del Rio at Night Of Champions, he captures his 12th world title. HE has won the WWE Championship 10 times and the World Heavyweight Championship 2 times. Ric Flair of course has his legendary 16 world title runs.
WWE Superstar Chavo Guerrero has vowed to stop watching professional wrestling if he breaks the Nature Boy's legendary record.
He stated Monday night on Twitter:
"If Cena brakes the great Ric Flair's 16 time champ record, I will never watch wrestling again. I call a boycott of Cena matches if he does!"
Guerrero also asked his Twitter followers:
"How many of u are tired of John Cena being champion? Don't get all excited, it's just a question." He wrote moments later, "Wow...it's an overwhelming "tired of Cena" response! It's not me, it's all the fans. I could literally retweet hundreds of tired responses!"
Guerrero later tweeted : "Now, my opinion...Cena is better than me on the mike,but I could out wrestle Cena with my eyes closed and 1 hand tied behind my back! Truth!
"Some are saying that Cena is a great athlete. Really? C'mon. Are u blind? I know Cena & I could beat him in any sport except weight lifting!
"Golf, basketball, bowling, a race, tennis, horseshoes, hitting a baseball pitch, catching a football...anything!!!!
"Lol...some1 just said Cena is a better athlete than Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior! Lol are u ******ed? No offense to a challenge person."
Of all the shitty irrelevant stories on the main site, this one stood out to me.
My first thought reading this was, "How old is this guy? Too old to be tweeting like a 15-year-old girl: 'Lol are u ******ed? No offense to a challenge (no D) person.' He deserves the Picard Face-Palm. I'm totally going to the Spam Zone right now to post this followed by a Picard Face-Palm picture."
Then I thought: Wait, no, he's kind of got a point ... lots of people are supporting what he's saying, and ... it is Ric Flair's record that's being supposedly threatened here ... I mean - let's be realistic: Cena probably will get those five reigns he needs in order to top Flair.
And then I questioned myself again: Is it acceptable for Chavo to direct derogatory terms like '******' at people just for having a different point of view from him? It's perfectly understandable that someone would consider the footballer Cena a better athlete than Hogan and Warrior. I would.
So many questions! How right is Chavo? How wrong is Chavo? Is he just trying to stay relevant? Is this just another thread about Cena? Quite possibly, Godwin's Law says so. And when will Paragon make the obligatory statement that he respects Chavo "as a wrestler"? All that and more, here, in the Wrestlezone Wrestling Spam Zone, live on USA network at 9/8 CT.