CH David

[The Dewbliners]

No. It's how people find me.

Ah. Maybe I should've addressed that Money Order to "KB's Rare, One-Eyed, Purple-headed Dragon"?

 

[TSG]

I never saw any of your posts mentioning that Dewey. My bad.

 

[klunderbunker]

Ah. Maybe I should've addressed that Money Order to "KB's Rare, One-Eyed, Purple-headed Dragon"?

Nah. That's what my grandmother is called.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I never saw any of your posts mentioning that Dewey. My bad.

Usually, it's whilst conversing with NSL, and a few of my MidWest bretheren.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

KB's penis sure does get brought up a lot.....

 

[klunderbunker]

Well that's better than it never getting up isn't it?

 

[The Dewbliners]

Nah. That's what my grandmother is called.

Damn it, Klunder! You just made me spill my last fucking beer from laughing so hard! I demand you get here RIGHT NOW and suck that shit outta my poor dogs fur!!!

 

[klunderbunker]

I don't do alcohol.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Well that's better than it never getting up isn't it?

Perhaps.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I don't do alcohol.

Oh, sorry. I forgot that bit. In that case, I demand Mr. Angel do the aforementioned activity.

Don't hurt me KB!

 

[klunderbunker]

What did you say about my rabbit?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I don't do alcohol.

Most people drink it.

Oh, sorry. I forgot that bit. In that case, I demand Mr. Angel do the aforementioned activity.

Don't hurt me KB!

I can't, I'm too far away.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Oh, fuck! I had forgotten about the rabbit! Keep that thing far away from me. This is not a joke. I am PETRIFIED of rabbits.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Scared of rabbits?

Whatever for?

 

[klunderbunker]

But she's a pretty rabbit.

Go give Dewey a kiss Lucy.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Scared of rabbits?

Whatever for?

Long story. When I was three, my daddy took me, my brother and my sister (this was before mom passed away, but she was out with my pappaw for lunch), to see a friend of his, whose kids owned a bunny. I was sitting there, petting the furry little bastard, and out of nowhere, the fucker bit my finger. Daddy had to rush me to the ER, to get me checked for various diseases. I've been terrorfied of them ever since.

This is also the same reason one of my favorite Buffy characters has always been Anya. You know, after Faith and B, of course.

 

[klunderbunker]

You know I'd never hurt you, right Dewey?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

That is a creepy little bitch.

 

[The Dewbliners]

You know I'd never hurt you, right Dewey?

Firstly, I freakin' love that image! There's an alternate one with the caption "Next Time, You'll buy the Damn Cookies".

Secondly, is this Lucy or KB posting this?

 

[klunderbunker]

It's the one of us that wants you to pet my ears.

 

[The Dewbliners]

It's the one of us that wants you to pet my ears.

Well, that certainly narrows it down, eh?

 

[klunderbunker]

She's a good rabbit/papa.

 

[CH David]

Good to know this went in another direction after I fell asleep. I need to talk to KB more. I haven't and it makes me sad.

 

[D-Man]

And the award for Derailed Thread of the Year goes to...

 

[Uncle Sam]

Wait, I'll get it back on track.

RiVaLGaMeR is a god among men. I was the one that put him back into green. It was me, CH David. It was me all along. Etc. etc.