Zeven_Zion
King Of The Ring
... yeah. I'll pass. I just feel like the first thing she does in the morning is shove a bong down her throat while doing lines off a hobo's love stick.
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Calling out Enterkey
- Thread starter Dwayne_Jason
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... yeah. I'll pass. I just feel like the first thing she does in the morning is shove a bong down her throat while doing lines off a hobo's love stick.
Xemmy
of the Le'beau family
You're fuckin' crazy.
Tattooed chicks are as good as it gets.
I'd also like to point out to whoever implied it, that having a fuck load of tats doesn't make you a ****.
Alex
King Of The Wasteland
... yeah. I'll pass. I just feel like the first thing she does in the morning is shove a bong down her throat while doing lines off a hobo's love stick.
Isn't that most chicks first thing in the morning???
Zeven_Zion
King Of The Ring
Well her having a lot of tattos is something that can help us reach such a conclusion.
1. You don't really give a rat's furry ass about society's view on your appearance.
2. That tells me that she generally doesn't have a high opinion on society's invisible moral codes in the first place, disregards them and swims against what's expected from her.
3. She's a free spirit with an open mind who is not binded by the shackles of the establishment and labels such as "freak" don't mean anything to her. Perhaps there are some daddy issues involved too.
4. Free thinkers tend to go against the grain and do/say things that an average human being would never even think of doing/saying because he's been taught it's wrong.
So, by looking at all of that I believe there's plenty of reason for us to conclude the following statement, and there's a very high possibility that Kat Von D. would have no problem shoving sixteen vomiting cobras in her purty mouth while stroking the danglers and essentially allowing those sixteen men to get her cookies in ways that even a porn star would consider to be fucked up, let them skeet all over her, wash up and go have a quiet lunch.
The end. Join me next time for my analysis on "Why it's fine to eat placenta!".
This is probably the only thing I'll ever agree with ZZ on, overly tattooed bitches are just nasty and are nowhere near "as good as it gets." Maybe they're as good as it gets if you're an ex con that's been busy getting tatted up and raped for the past decade but for a normal human they're at the bottom of just about any list. That or you're just addicted to women that have a "rebel" appearance which is sad because these days all you really get are poser rebels.
Xemmy
of the Le'beau family
Assuming that Tattooed chicks are just easy as a general rule, I really don't give a shit. Having tattoos doesn't mean you don't know how to use a condom. And as long as that's a factor, I really don't give a damn how many people a chick has fucked.
It's a simple as this- I really like tattooed chicks. I can't help what flavor of ice cream I like. XD
Zeven_Zion
King Of The Ring
I've had bad experiences with tattooed chicks. Well at least a future-to-be tattoed chick. Seemed like a really nice girl but things didn't work out and I just dumped her because of a number of reasons but also something was wrong. I had heard rumors of her doing some nasty shit with a number of people and the more I got to know her the more those things stopped seeming like rumors. Then she got all weird, cut her wrists and low and behold - two months later the bitch has a big ass tattoo on her chest, sleeves and a tramp stamp.
And did I mentioned the HUMAN inside of her? Minor detail. She was 17, too. Talk about perfect timing ...
I mean, nothing against tattooed chicks but I told her the minute she had the chest tattoo - you'll only attract scumbags with that thing. People will consider you to be a tramp, an easy one and they'll treat you like one. Not calling you a scumbag but lord knows there's a lot of them out there and overly tattoed chicks are a target. Dipshits all over the world would love to have a girl like that so they can feel more badass about themselves for dating a girl that represents everything society shies away from. Wrong reason to be with a girl.
A lot of guys wouldn't date a tattooed up chick let alone marry one. Imagine being a kid and having a mom that looks like Picasso crapped her out. Good luck getting a job, too.
I just think that if you want to be a rebel, a free thinker and anything of that sort you don't have to cover yourself up with tattoos. Being a rebel is more about mindset and how you act, the decisions you make and how you deal with stuff, not what you wear and what you write/draw on your body.
I'd be too busy wondering if I had enough money to pay for her. Not for sex, just to hang her on the wall amongst the other paintings.
Xemmy
of the Le'beau family
Pssh. Keep lying to yourself.
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
Can I get a tattoo of a butt, on a butt... on MY butt?
That's the least of your worries. With all of the shit that is usually getting poked into her, I suspect it would be a trial to please her sexually.
So a guy with a lot of tat's can get a good job, but a woman with them can't? That's sexist.
So a guy with a lot of tat's can get a good job, but a woman with them can't? That's sexist.
You can always slap a tattoo on an open spot on a guy and use him as a billboard.
