Your mom wanted me to ask if you wanted apple juice or Strawberry Quik with your lunch tomorrow. I told her apple juice, but she said you whine if you dont get Quik in your lunchbox. I told her that if she keeps treating you like a baby then you will never grow up. Besides, Strawberry Quik is not for little bitch kids. So after another fight over you we made up, she took a shower & I made your lunch. You get apple juice. So no bitching to her in the morning & trying to get your way- because she agrees with me. Sorry bitch, thats life.
Now the question you should be asking is not how long I have been banging your mother. (its 3 months btw- I consider it charitable donations at this point
) The question you should be asking is "Why does this apple juice taste funny?"