Bullshit about Movies

[Tastycles]

I just watched Top Gun. I'd never realised it before, but literally nobody in that film has even an ounce of cool. Nobody.

 

[X]

Whaaaat?! Nothing says cool like shirtless Val Kilmer and Tom Cruise angrily playing volleyball!

Debating whether or not to watch Kill Bill in honor of Carradine.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Whaaaat?! Nothing says cool like shirtless Val Kilmer and Tom Cruise angrily playing volleyball!

Debating whether or not to watch Kill Bill in honor of Carradine.

oh, no. XFear. Dont tell me you are one of THOSE people....

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Turn it off immediately Milenko. That is hands down the worst piece of shit I've ever seen. There's good bad (like Ghoulies or a Steven Seagal movie) and then theres rip out your fucking eyes its so bad (like Strangeland).

Trust me, turn it off. It's not worth it man. Fucking atrocious.

I did

I could only get through 10 minutes of it. No wonder it's in the free movies section of On demand

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I'm gonna be watching Underworld: Rise of the Lycans later how is it?

 

[X]

A) One of what people Norcal?

B) Let me save you some time Milenko. Instead of watching that movie, bash your head into your wall for an hour and a half. There you go, same experience as actually watching it. Glad you saw how fucking awful Strangeland was.

I really, REALLY hate that movie. 95% of the movie takes place in the present, then in the last 10 minutes of the movie all of a sudden its like "five years later" and the killer is reformed and then goes back to killer oh god I can't even talk about it it's so fucking awful.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I'm gonna be watching Underworld: Rise of the Lycans later how is it?

it didnt do well at all. I liked it though. and im immensely critical. it way outpreformed my expectations.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

A) One of what people Norcal?

B) Let me save you some time Milenko. Instead of watching that movie, bash your head into your wall for an hour and a half. There you go, same experience as actually watching it. Glad you saw how fucking awful Strangeland was.

I really, REALLY hate that movie. 95% of the movie takes place in the present, then in the last 10 minutes of the movie all of a sudden its like "five years later" and the killer is reformed and then goes back to killer oh god I can't even talk about it it's so fucking awful.

Tarrantino zealots

 

[Hyorinmaru]

B) Let me save you some time Milenko. Instead of watching that movie, bash your head into your wall for an hour and a half. There you go, same experience as actually watching it. Glad you saw how fucking awful Strangeland was.

I really, REALLY hate that movie. 95% of the movie takes place in the present, then in the last 10 minutes of the movie all of a sudden its like "five years later" and the killer is reformed and then goes back to killer oh god I can't even talk about it it's so fucking awful.

That does sound bad but if I don't watch it by brother will have wasted the money it cost to rent it.

Also I tend to like movies people think are horrible

 

[X]

How can anyone not possibly like Tarantino? Guess I am one of "those" people. Reservoir Dogs is one of my all time favorite films. Pulp Fiction is a classic, Jackie Brown is underrated, the Kill Bill series is very good and Death Proof is underrated as fuck too.

So yeah, I'm a zealot I guess. What do you have against Tarantino?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

How can anyone not possibly like Tarantino? Guess I am one of "those" people. Reservoir Dogs is one of my all time favorite films. Pulp Fiction is a classic, Jackie Brown is underrated, the Kill Bill series is very good and Death Proof is underrated as fuck too.

So yeah, I'm a zealot I guess. What do you have against Tarantino?

possibly the most overrated human being in the history of human beings. I havent thought anything ive seen from him was particularly special, or stood out.

The fact that I have so many people trying to hammer into my head that HE IS THE FUCKING GREATEST EVER ZOMG IS SO FUCKING COOOL BEST EEEVVEERRRRRAAAAAAHHHH maybe I wouldnt be so harsh when critiquing the work.

just not my kind of shit, I guess. Not my taste.

 

[X]

Violent crime films with great scripts and even better casts isn't your thing? I thought that was everybody's thing.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Tarantino kicks ass

Kill Bill (1& 2), Reservoir Dogs and From Dusk till dawn are my favorite movies that he's written.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Violent crime films with great scripts and even better casts isn't your thing? I thought that was everybody's thing.

LOL. your opinion bud.


and see here we go. at least one person staring at the screen as if Ive just blasphemed against christ. How dare I not suck the tarantino wee wee. How DARE I.

 

[Murfish]

Tarantino fanboys?

 

[X]

Oh yes I can't believe I forgot From Dusk Til Dawn. My all time favorite late night movie ever, I could honestly watch that flick every day for the rest of my life and never get tired of it. It's probably the most fun movie I've ever seen, but that may have to do with the fact that one summer when I was fiteen me and my buddy watched it almost every night while experimenting with all different kinds of drugs.

From Dusk Til Dawn is the shit, and it's AWESOME to watch while tripping.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

LOL. your opinion bud.


and see here we go. at least one person staring at the screen as if Ive just blasphemed against christ. How dare I not suck the tarantino wee wee. How DARE I.

Somebody gives you shit for it tell them to fuck off. His work isn't for everyone

 

[X]

LOL. your opinion bud.

Well me and the majority of human beings who watch movies. I can understand you not liking the scripts or plots of the films themselves, but you really can't argue against the casts. Every one of his films has a great cast.

If you don't wanna get into it though thats cool Norcal, I'm not trying to stir up any shit.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Oh yes I can't believe I forgot From Dusk Til Dawn. My all time favorite late night movie ever, I could honestly watch that flick every day for the rest of my life and never get tired of it. It's probably the most fun movie I've ever seen, but that may have to do with the fact that one summer when I was fiteen me and my buddy watched it almost every night while experimenting with all different kinds of drugs.

From Dusk Til Dawn is the shit, and it's AWESOME to watch while tripping.

It's tied at #1 with Dracula 2000 on my list of favorite vampire movies ever

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Well me and the majority of human beings who watch movies. I can understand you not liking the scripts or plots of the films themselves, but you really can't argue against the casts. Every one of his films has a great cast.

If you don't wanna get into it though thats cool Norcal, I'm not trying to stir up any shit.

the casts are pretty fuckin good in a couple of em. Personally i feel the scripts for both of them are too over the top for me, personally. I just think too many people get too riled becuase its "different". "different" doesnt HAVE to mean "good"


Its odd X. we have such starkly simular tastes in so many ways, yet, some very starkly different tastes in others.

 

[X]

I'm shocked you don't like Tarantino, I thought you were the one telling everyone to see Inglorious Basterds but I guess that was someone else.

And don't mind my opinion on the Cena match, I'm just not a Cena fan. Don't hate him like I used to, and he's got a few above average matches, but that street fight bored me to tears.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I'm shocked you don't like Tarantino, I thought you were the one telling everyone to see Inglorious Basterds but I guess that was someone else.
And don't mind my opinion on the Cena match, I'm just not a Cena fan. Don't hate him like I used to, and he's got a few above average matches, but that street fight bored me to tears.

it was me. not becuase its Tarantino, just becuase I think it looks fucking sweet. Just becuase I didnt enjoy his past work doesnt mean I cant look forward to something he is gonna put out. Im not ignorant, and biased....

 

[Murfish]

Umm...yeah.

This bullshit goes out to Repo: The Genetic Opra.

I haven't finished it yet.

I can say that it's similar to being hit over the head with a hammer. Then, if you forgot that you were being hit in the head a hammer, they introduce more hammers to hit you with and and in some idiocy for good measure. When my friend said that he liked the concept of people in the future getting designer organs and that it was ambitious, I could only respond "Yes, it's a display of ambitiousness marred by stupidity".

 

[X]

I love you Murf.

As a big time horror fan I've had all the horror sites and fellow fans try to hammer that movie into my head for well over a year now. I finally got around to seeing it last December, and I have to say that it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my entire life. The music is unbelievably awful that I can't understand how anyone could possibly enjoy it. It sounds like the kind of Evanesence shit you'd hear in a Hot Topic. The plot is full of holes, the acting isn't even worth mentioning, and it isn't frightening in any way. Even the gore isn't very good. It fails on every level a horror film can possibly fail at.

Pretty much, anyone who likes that movie, I hate.

 

[Murfish]

The only possible way I could defend this piece of shit is if I go back to my age old argument...

It was supposed to be shit. The metaphysical conceit of the movie obviously went miles above your head. Metonymy, what?

I've used that argument to convince people that Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers is awesome.