Bullshit about Movies
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Mighty NorCal
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Dude. Commando. best movie EVER
I watched the Condemned today for the first time. I don't even remember it. Austin killed some asians or something, that sums it up basically. That ending with the fuckin' Nickelback song or whatever? Atrocious, I thought I was watching a country music video for a minute there. Even by shit standards that movie was shit. Shit shit shit. I enjoy shit, and even I couldn't take it. Lamecopter, basically.
Mighty NorCal
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you enjoy shit, do you? well, you need to watch this then, badly
Haha dude I've seen Commando like 30 times, come on man you know me better than that! Arnie was the fuckin' man in the 80s, Commando ruled. But not as much as Predator.
Predator > Everything Else
Cannot describe my love for that movie. I've watched it like once a month since I was 6 years old.
Like the new red text?
Predator > Everything Else
Cannot describe my love for that movie. I've watched it like once a month since I was 6 years old.
Like the new red text?
Mighty NorCal
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yes, pretty damn awesome. what you need to put in there is "YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!" when Arnie and Billy D Williams do the arm wrestle/ handshake high five thingy. I would see it, and chuckle every time.
Connan Teh Barbarian is on now. Ownage.
Connan Teh Barbarian is on now. Ownage.
Mighty NorCal
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Dude, James Earl Jones straight up turns into a big ass snake in this movie. Pretty tough to stack up , top be honest
The Dewbliners
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I'm watching Secretary right now. Has Maggie Gyllenhaal ever been more gorgeous?
I think she looked her best in Mona Lisa Smile...Most of the girls in that movie looked their best there.
I was telling a friend about Taken earlier, and compared it to a TNA match. Full of spots, but not a whole lot of "good stuff". Fair comparison?
The Dewbliners
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Exactly my point. It was an OK movie, but the women all looked their best. This coming from a guy that also liked Stiles in Save The Last Dance, and all the Bourne movies. She's an underrated piece of ass, and that's because of her lack of tittage.
Secretary is fucking horrible, imo. I hated that movie.
X, I watched two of your favorites earlier today for, as Forrest Gump would say, no particular reason at all. Talking about Heathers and Bottle Rocket. First time I watched either in years, and they're as good as ever. I miss Christian Slater being so awesome.
X, I watched two of your favorites earlier today for, as Forrest Gump would say, no particular reason at all. Talking about Heathers and Bottle Rocket. First time I watched either in years, and they're as good as ever. I miss Christian Slater being so awesome.
The Dewbliners
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Agreed. But, it's not like the sister was ugly. And, is it wrong of me to think that movie was enjoyable? I blame it on Shakespeare...
Mighty NorCal
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y'know, after watching it again, Connan The Barbarian is a pretty fuckin bitchin movie. Really though.
The Dewbliners
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It's...Baylariat!
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So, I've struck out TWICE tonight on movies. Watched I Love You, Man with Paul Rudd and Jason Segal. It was awful. Was like watching a 90 minute awkward moment. And Andy Samberg wasn't funny in the movie. THAT says something.
And the worst movie I've seen in about 10 years is Miss March. No kidding, this is the single worst movie I've taken the time to watch. It's about a dude who was going to lose his virginity to his girlfriend on Prom Night. Instead, he gets wasted with his friend who looks like Edge as a teenager, and proceeds to fall down a set of basements stairs and ends up in a coma for FOUR years. Needless to say, he wakes up, goes on a quest to find his girlfriend, and in the process, ends up shitting himself about 10 times during the movie, manages to get into situations that are more dumb than funny, and guess what...
DO NOT waster your time on this movie. I know I sure won't.
And the worst movie I've seen in about 10 years is Miss March. No kidding, this is the single worst movie I've taken the time to watch. It's about a dude who was going to lose his virginity to his girlfriend on Prom Night. Instead, he gets wasted with his friend who looks like Edge as a teenager, and proceeds to fall down a set of basements stairs and ends up in a coma for FOUR years. Needless to say, he wakes up, goes on a quest to find his girlfriend, and in the process, ends up shitting himself about 10 times during the movie, manages to get into situations that are more dumb than funny, and guess what...
Miss March is the dude's girlfriend. He ends up having sex with her at the end of the movie, and shits himself. It's the single dumbest movie ever.
DO NOT waster your time on this movie. I know I sure won't.
The Dewbliners
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Those were completely unfounded accusations, based entirely on second hand accounts. Roscoe was found "not guilty" 3 times. And, latter day forensic evidence has proven that, not only was she not raped, but she was gonna die anyway.
Lariat, I've given up on buddy movies from that crew of people, because they are all generally the same. The laughs are all the same, and the scripts are almost identical. I'm sure I'll check out Funny People, but that's more for Adam Sandler than Jonah Hill, Seth Rogan, or anyone else that decides they need a few lines for a payday.
I need to watch this again. Great movie. It'll go on the list of movies that make me happy after seeing a shitty one.
The Dewbliners
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Once, when I was super drunk. And I may have been on some E at the time. I don't remember much of it.
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