Breakfast is my favourite meal of the day

[Lowdown]

Busy busy busy, lot of paperwork at the moment, glad to see someone misses me.

Sausage butty with brown sauce today, yo.

Righteous. The Mrs hooked up another skillet for breakfast. Smoked Sausage, potatoes, eggs, onions, and green peppers.

 

[Diet Soda]

Not been having breakfast this week due to me having a nasty fucking cold, though today I managed to force down some fruit and nut muesli.

 

[Lowdown]

Sucks, Soda. Get some meds and juice and feel better, bruh.

 

[Diet Soda]

On it bro. Been quaffing the Covonia like it's going out of style.

 

[Diet Soda]

Leftover Domino's, aw yeah.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Mutton patty and a coke.

 

[Lowdown]

Another Sausage McMuffin.

 

[Diet Soda]

Another Sausage McMuffin.

Are those things actually any good? I don't believe I've ever tried one.

 

[Lowdown]

Yeah they are. I get the muffin toasted dark cause McD's never really knows how to get it right. I used to get them with egg but got a bad one a few years ago and started getting them without.

 

[Diet Soda]

Does the meat come from a real sausage animal?

 

[Lowdown]

You know I want to say yeah. I really do. But I never did the research on it to be honest. I know how fast food joints can be when it comes to cutting corners.

 

[Diet Soda]

Yeesh.

Maybe I should just take the plunge, seeing as there's a Maccy D's right across the road from me. What's the worse that could happen?

 

[Lowdown]

I'm scared to answer. I don't want to be responsible if you get sick again, dawg.

 

[Diet Soda]

Haha, I don't think it'd be that bad. Anyway, the meds seem to be doing their job for now.

 

[Lowdown]

Ok. But just the same maybe I should draw up a disclaimer. Then again you could sue McD's and end up Oprah Rich.

 

[Diet Soda]

I'm sure Ronald McDonald has a special fund put to one side for compensating people with the shits.

 

[Lowdown]

Yeah, Just ask Kool Keith.

 

[Diet Soda]

Okay, not going to lie Lowdown, had to Google that one

 

[Lowdown]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KVaj9NIGFg

Still makes me laugh to this day.

 

[Diet Soda]

Oh dear

 

[Lowdown]

Told you

 

[Diet Soda]

Today's going to be the day, Lowdown.

 

[Diet Soda]

Spoiler

 

[Nate DaMac]

4 slices of leftover Little Caesar's pizza and a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios with Mountain Dew. A a Marlboro Red to chase it down.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I'm going to die young, huh?