Big Ace vs The Enforcer - Last Man Standing
*Hype video is played, showing the whole fued until this point*
*The bell rings as Lillian Garcia grabs the microphone to announce the next contest*
Lillian: Introducing first, weighing in at 235 pounds....Big Ace!
*The crowd gives a mixed reaction*
*Ace is not seen anywhere*
JR: Well where the hell is he? Did he chicken out?
King: There's no chance that he chickened out, after all this talk!
*Ace's music starts playing again and the camera goes all the way up to the ceiling. Ace rapels down from 100 feet in the air, much to the delight of the crowd*
JR: Oh my King! It's Big Ace!
*Ace climbs the barricade and demands a mic*
Ace: Now cut my music. Me, being the nice guy that I am, have arranged a special segment for The Enforcer. Just to look back, and reflect on the finer things of his life. To let you all know what Enforcer used to be like before he got ass his beat by me. So folks, let me give you all something that you will never EVER forget. Enforcer....this...is your life.
*Snazzy music plays*
Ace: So to kick this baby off, I'm going to bring out Enforcer's ex-girlfriend. So folks, give it up to...Shaniqua Lequsha?
*Out walks a oddly-shaped ''woman''*
Ace: So this is Enforcer's Ex?
Shaniqua: You damn right Boyfriend!
Ace: Uh, your voice is a little deep there. What happened?
Shaniqua: Well, after I dumped Enforcer, I looked back to see what was wrong and why I couldn't draw better looking men. I realized that it was because I was an ugly woman, and so I turned into a man.
Ace: Erm, looks like the surgery turned out successful?
Shaniqua: Hell yeah! So...are you single?
Ace: Well, yes I am, but I don't fe...
*Shaniqua puts his finger on Ace's lips*
Shaniqua: Shhh. Nobody has to know.
Ace: Moving on! Here are the 2 next guests. Enforcer's mom and step mom.
*Ace struggles to get away from Shaniqua but finally does*
Ace: So...how are you two lovely ladies doing?
Both Moms: Fine.
Ace: That's great. So how was little Enforcer, running around in his fake tights, wishing he could lose weight?
Enforcer's Real Mom: That little bastard was always watching Porn. Just like his dad. A shame and a disgrace of a child.
Enforcer's Step Mom: I saw them watching it too. A hardcore porn movie at that. I always found it as a turn-on though, as weird as it sounds.
Ace: That was very strange. So how was Enforcer like as a teen?
Enforcer's Real Mom: The same. He was always disturbed.
Ace: That must've been a great life. Porn, Wrestling, and a GF turned into a man!
Enforcer's Step Mom: Your kinda hot, did you know that? I love cheese.
*Enforcer's dad comes out with a beer in his hand and dirty slacks and shirt*
Ace: and who in the blue hell are you?
Enforcer's Dad: Can I have some money? I wasn't paid enough to appear here.
Ace: Well, I'm a rich Son of a bitch but you're not worth it old man.
Enforcer's Dad: Well then I'll kick your ass just like you're going to kick my son's.
*Enforcer's dad takes a swing at Ace but Ace ducks. Ace then nails him with a Superkick.
Enforcer's Real Mom: Wow. That was pretty good. That fat slob that calls himself my child won't stand a chance.
Ace: Oh really? So then after I beat him, maybe you and I can go out for a victory celebration?
Enforcer's Mom: We'll have to see.
Enforcer's Step Mom: Can I come?!
*Ace smiles and grabs the mic once more*
Ace: I have one more special guest to announce. The woman that looks completely different from Enforcer. A woman with class, and a huge ass! Enforcer's sister!
*Enforcer's sister walks out in a white mini-skirt and a bra*
Ace: I think I speak for all the guys here when they say, ''DAMN!'' How about we..
Enforcer's Sister: Sorry I'm a lesbian.
Ace: Yeah right. Prove it.
*Enforcer's sister goes into the crowd and picks out one girl. She proceeds to kiss that woman*
Ace: Dudes, she just made out with a plant!
*Crowd pops big-time*
*Enforcer's music hits*
Enforcer: Hey! What the hell is this! This is exactly why I'm fighting you tonight: Lack of respect. You hired all these actors just to give us a cheap laugh? For entertainment? Well guess what? It sucks! I guess the joke is on you Ace because.....You've officially pissed me off. Now, I'm gonna whup your ass!
*Enforcer runs down the ramp into the ring and the bell rings as the match begins*
When Enforcer ran into the ring, he was immediately stomped on by Ace, much to the dislike of the crowd. Ace grabs Enforcer by the hair and starts hitting him with uppercuts. Ace swings himself to the other ropes and comes back, attempting a clothesline on Enforcer, but Enforcer gets out of the away. Ace grabs the ropes at the last second though and stops himself from going over. When he turns around, he is met with quick rights and lefts from Enforcer. Enforcer then grabs Ace and hits a powerful stand-up Suplex. Enforcer grabs Ace and starts punching him, causing Ace to go into the turnbuckle. Enforcer keeps hitting body shots and head shots. Enforcer once again grabs Ace and clotheslines him over the top rope. Enforcer taunts Ace while Ace gasps for breath on the outside. Enforcer goes out and makes the ref re-start his count. Ace slowly gets up but quickly sees a momentum-filled Enforcer charging at him. Thinking quickly, Ace reverses it into a Drop-Toe hold and Enforcer's head smashes on the Steel Steps. Ace gets up and goes to the Spanish Announce Table. He takes off the top and the cameras.
JR: No! No! Put that equipment back on! What the hell is he thinking!?
King: Come on Ace! I can't wait for a slam onto that Table!
Ace goes back and grabs Enforcer. Enforcer counters though, and hits Ace with a few elbows to the stomach. Enforcer then quickly throws him out of the ring. Enforcer gets set to lock in a Submission move, but Ace counters it into his own SharpShooter. Enforcer starts tapping out, but since the match is A Last Man Standing match, it doesn't matter. Ace lets go after about 1 minute and then starts stomping at both legs of Enforcer. Ace looks ruthless and goes out to ringside and looks under the apron. He finds a steel chair and then throws it in the ring. He looks at it menacingly and then repeatedly slams it across the left knee of Enforcer. Enforcer screams out in pain as Ace continues to slam it. Ace then throws the chair aside and starts laughing. He does Enforcer's taunt and then drags him to the middle of the ring. Ace walks to the turnbuckle, walking in a Ric Flair-like way. He slowly climbs up and then does a little crotch chop. He waits for Enforcer to get up. Enforcer quickly limps to the turnbuckle though, and he hits a Super Samoan Drop on Big Ace! Both men take time to get on their feet. The ref is up to 6 when Ace started to get up and Enforcer started limping up. Ace slowly slides behind Enforcer and hits him with a Forearm to the back of his left leg. Ace works again on the left leg, this time dragging it to the ropes. Ace then sets up the leg on the bottom rope and jumps on it twice. Ace then pulls Enforcer out to the middle again and puts in a Figure Four Leg-Lock. He snaps Enforcer's legs and Enforcer screams out in pain. Ace maunevers himself to the ropes and starts to grab them. He holds on with all his force before Enforcer starts fighting back.
JR: Look at the will to win on Enforcer's face! This man is a true champion who will give it his all to win this match!
King: I've had enough of this guy. He's gotten his butt kicked the whole match and NOW he's coming back? I think his energy is all gone now.
Enforcer reverses the Leg-Lock on Ace and Ace starts screaming and tapping out. The referee acknowledges this and tries to get Enforcer to stop, but Enforcer yells ''I'm going to teach him a lesson!'' Ace keeps on tapping but Enforcer won't let go of the hold. Enforcer then goes to the outside and grabs a sledgehammer, much to the crowd's liking. Enforcer holds it up and starts banging it. He waits for Ace to get up and then he powerfully slams the Sledgehammer onto Ace's face. Ace starts bleeding as Enforcer starts laughing and looks at his Sledgehammer. He hits Ace with it several more times before throwing the sledgehammer outside. He then looks at the crowd and looks at Ace. He grabs Ace's legs and then puts him in the middle of the ring. He locks in an Indian Death-Lock. Ace starts screaming in pain once again. Enforcer is smiling while locking in this agressive Submission move. Enforcer keeps it on for another minute before finally letting go. He signals the crowd and Ace that the match is almost over. He stands there in position waiting for Ace to get up so he can hit his version of the Pedigree. Ace struggles to his feet and when he turns around, he is met with what looks like a Pedigree for sure, but Ace reverses it into a back body drop. Both men stay down for awhile as the ref counts to 8 this time. Both men struggle and then start throwing lefts and rights for awhile, before Enforcer starts taking control. With a limp, he starts punching Ace into the corner again. He builds up momentum and swings himself from the other turnbuckle, trying to crash into Ace, but Ace moves out of the way. Ace starts serving up his own punches while the crowd boos him heavily.
JR: Listen to that reaction King! It's as loud as I've heard it tonight!
King: They're all just jealous JR. Just jealous because they can't be like him.
Ace kept punching at Enforcer until he fell to the ground. Ace then started stomping at him, and even choked him. Ace went to the other turnbuckle and relaxed on the ropes as the Ref counted to 7 on Enforcer. Ace started taunting Enforcer and grabbed him and threw him out of the ring. Ace then proceeded to slam his head constantly on the Announce Table. Ace then hit a body-slam on the table. Ace ran to the ropes nearest the Table. Ace then did a Moonsault onto Enforcer, causing the Table to crash! The crowd chanted ''Holy ****!'' Both men used the barricade to get up right before the count of 9. Ace got up first and yelled out ''Forget this crap!'' He then slowly walked up the ramp. Enforcer came limping from behind and knocks him out. Enforcer grabs Ace by the hair and throws him backstage. The camera men follow Enforcer as he keeps punching Ace, knocking the curtains down. He takes Ace into the shower and punches him several times more, knocking Ace into the wall. They see a man who was on the toilet, but then runs away as he sees the chaos. Enforcer grabs Ace and slams his face into the sink, causing Ace to bleed even more. Enforcer looks in on the toilet and sees a huge piece of crap in it. Enforcer gets a huge smile on his face and grabs Ace's head, and yells ''Eat ****!'' he then puts Ace's face in the **** laughing the whole time. The crowd laughs loudly along with Enforcer. Enforcer then yells out ''SOMEBODY FLUSH THAT!'' and he then flushes it repeatedly, much to the delight of the crowd once again.
JR: Well, there goes Ace's pretty looks. That must stink more than cow manure.
King: I think that IS cow manure!
Ace tries running away but he keeps slipping. Enforcer laughs at him and tells him ''We're going for a ride'' Enforcer then takes him through the whole backstage area, through the exit, and to the Parking Lot. Enforcer irish-whips Ace so hard into a car that Ace flips over it. Enforcer grabs Ace again and throws him through the window of a Limo. Enforcer then kicks him in the mid-stomach and gets ready in Pedigree position. He taunted too long though, and Ace pushed him away and climbed up the Limo. He taunted Enforcer, and Enforcer got pissed so he followed him. They were slowly trading punches, both trying to gain more momentum. Ace then tried to hit the Pedigree but it was reversed into a back-body drop by Enforcer. The crowd popped big-time as it waited to see who the victor would be. Enforcer then grabbed Ace and quickly hit a Pedigree on top of the Limo, causing the top to break and collide onto the bottom of the car. The crowd was silent as both men stayed down. The ref finally caught up to them and tried to see where they were in the huge collision. He finally saw both of them, and started counting.
1.............
Enforcer and Ace are down.
2.............
They remain down through 7.
7.............
Ace starts showing signs of life.
8.............
Ace is almost at his knees....
9...........
Enforcer gets up, but at the same time, Spiral comes out of nowhere with a chair and sledgehammer and helps Ace get up. Both use the limo to start brawling and throwing lefts and rights again.
JR: My god King! I thought this match was over! No! No! No!
King: JR, we're watching a classic! How can you not be enjoying this?
JR: Because King, these two people are putting their careers...no....THEIR LIVES AT STAKE! THE WILL TO WIN FROM THESE MEN WILL END UP KILLING THEM DAMNIT!
Enforcer and Ace once again start brawling by the car. Enforcer gains control and starts throwing lefts and rights quickly at Ace. Enforcer used up all his energy and both men fell to the ground. They quickly got up and then Ace took Enforcer to the outside of the Arena. The crowd popped big time as Ace grabbed a sledgehammer from Downward Spiral on his way out. Ace yelled out 'I got this!'. Ace grabbed Enforcer and threw him face-first into one of the poles in the parking lot. Ace then yelled out something degrading and hit Enforcer straight in the nose with the sledgehammer. The crowd boos as Ace starts laughing and taunting Enforcer. He uses his foot to choke Enforcer on the pole. Enforcer starts choking blood while Ace keeps taunting. Ace tells the ref to make the count. 1...2...3....4....5...6....7...BAM! Ace sees that Enforcer is on his knees and then hits a thigh right to the mid-stomach, causing Enforcer to choke out more blood. Ace then grabs the chair that Spiral had and sets it up in a sitting position next to a table.
JR: Bah gawd, If I'm not from Oklahoma, then Ace is going to kill both of them here!
King: Shhh JR! This is the climax!
Ace sets up the chair and stands on it, laying Enforcer on the table. He takes his time and then starts climbing a nearby ladder. Ace climbs to the top and then tells Enforcer to suck it. Ace is about to splash off the top until he sees Enforcer getting up. Enforcer then goes up to the top of the ladder and they start brawling there. Both connect with lefts and rights but when one is about to fall, they manage to hold on at the last second. Ace is about to fall and Enforcer gets to the top and swings Ace's body onto his. Enforcer takes a leap and Spinebusters Ace onto the table! Enforcer take several seconds to get up. The ref doesn't even count and he starts yelling for the EMT's and Admin. Admin comes in and sees all the destruction, but says that the match must go on.
JR: What the hell! That conniving Son of a bitch! HE'S GOING TO LET THEM CONTINUE!
King: As you know JR, the show must go on!
Ace and Enforcer are knocked out cold but Spiral goes out to help Ace. Ace is bleeding and knocked out cold but gets up anyway. He takes a shot at Enforcer, who is on his knees, but Enforcer ducks. Enforcer then kicks Ace in the mid-stomach and hits a Pedigree right onto the chair! Ace's neck snapped back and he didn't even move. Spiral goes for a Spear on Enforcer but Enforcer moves at the last second and Spiral goes crashing into a Limo. The ref counts as Enforcer sits on the chair, bloodied and battered.
1....2...3.....4.....5.....6.....7......8.....9......10!
Lillian: HERE IS YOUR WINNER....THE ENFORCER!
