Best quote in the business?

[Dwayne_Jason]

Its a pretty simple thread, what in your opinion is the best quote in WWE today. Not catchphrases, quotes. There's a difference.

My best quote

"Batista: Basketballs don't hold grudges"


Had me aching with laughter for a good 10 minutes.


So what is your best quote? It can be serious, tragic, funny, etc. Just explain it.

 

[ThUnDeRpHoEnIx]

IF YOU SMEEELLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!!

That made me mark out everytime i heard it.

 

[WJDwjdWJDwjd]

"And that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so!"

also

"Whatcha gonna do brother when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!?"

 

[dilfp]

whether you like it or hate it, learn to love it! cause its the best thing going in wrestling today... woooo

 

[Rasha]

Do you guys really not get the difference between catchphrases and quotes? Or are you just too lame to pay attention? Allow me to be the first to actually answer the OP as requested:

"OF COURSE YOU HAVE AN E-MAIL, YOU IDIOT! JUST READ IT!"

I haven't cracked up like I did when Jericho owned Cole in a while.

 

[Davi323]

"By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it'll be time for WrestleMania 38!"

Just one of the many, many classic quotes from the greatest color commentator of all time, Bobby the Brain Heenan.

 

[Montague]

"When you're not the lead dog, the view never changes." – Carlos “Konnan” Moises

When Konnan is talking to Kevin Nash about Nash being Hogan's lap dog in nWo

 

[RoseFire81]

" Goldberg You May Have Been A Big Fish In A Small Pond Back In WCW , But Here Im A Whale In A Tear Drop" - The Great One The Rock

 

[MikeMaximus]

"Bret screwed Bret".....VKM......Classic!

 

[MikeMaximus]

"Somewhere along the way, I lost my smile"-Shawn Michaels

 

[MikeMaximus]

"Austin 3:16 says that I just kicked your ass!" -Stone Cold Steve Austin

 

[MikeMaximus]

"I am not a nugget!"-Jason Sensation as the Late, Great, Owen Hart