You Make the Top Five (or Ten): Most Unintentionally Funny Batista Moments

[SixMovesOfDoom]

I have always felt that the biggest problem with Dave Bautista is that he is all too often unintentionally funny.

So, I would love to hear what everyone would put on their top five (or top ten) Most Unintentionally Funny Moments of Batista. Here are the ones I would put on a list:

1. "You're supposed to be my friend!!!!!"


2. "Basketballs don't hold grudges."


3. "Deal with it!"


4. "Weapons are not only welcomed, they're allowed."


5. Skinny jeans.


6. Bluetista.

 

[Bookerkingston]

Good idea. Lol I know exactly what you mean, let me think about it for a minute.

1. Cena tieing Batista's feet to the turnbuckle with rope in the last man standing match so he struggles and loses the match and then just lays there.

2. The match on Raw against Del Rio when Orton's music hit and distracted Batista, then Del Rio beat him with a roll up from behind. Then he goes to the referee and points at Orton for "distracting" him.

3. When he and Cena were a tag team and JBL ducked out the way and Cena punched Batista by accident, then he just looked at Cena confused with his mouth wide open like he was about to cry.

4. "I'm here to win titles, here to make money!! When I look at you people I don't see fans, all I see is dollar signs! Dollar signs! And with some of you I see alot of dollar signs cause I see alot of fat people in the audience and I know you paid for two seats! Thank you very much!" (Really don't know if that was meant to be funny or not.)

5. "Cena, you go ahead and keep on kissing babies and hugging fat girls."

6. 8:17 when he says "Barack O-bammaaa."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMTDnnp6Su0

7. "I am the best representative of the WWE! That includes Hulk Hogan, and most definitely includes The ROCK!!"

 

[SixMovesOfDoom]

Your number one entry about the Cena vs Batista last man standing match reminded me of another unintentionally funny moment:

"Duct tape?! Are you serious!?!? Duct tape?!"

 

[Brushfire]

The best one for me has to be:

"I hate you Batista!"
"I hate you too!"

 

[Bookerkingston]

Your number one entry about the Cena vs Batista last man standing match reminded me of another unintentionally funny moment:

"Duct tape?! Are you serious!?!? Duct tape?!"

My bad, it was duct tape not rope.

Another one I just thought of was earlier this year when Booker T was interviewing Batista on Smackdown and then he got that little smirk on his face and said "Well they coulda picked a better place for me to return then Dayton, Ohio. Harhaha."

 

[DetectiveZelix]

1. Pageant wave to the crowd after quitting Evolution

2. Every time he does the thumbs up, thumbs down and has that psychotic face then stomps and make that funny sound

3. Lightly placing Ambrose on the ring steps (supposed to be a Spinebuster)

4. Mark henry returns and comes to the ring snd hits Batista through the ropes and batista backs up then does an delayed backflip to sell Henry's strength

5. Gimme my Spotlight!

6. His Kanye West shit

7. Imitation of John Cena "You cant see me, you cant see me" lol

 

[Anti-IWC-Marks]

What about when his pants ripped on raw when he was getting out of the ring during his most recent failed comeback.

LOL

 

[Soulblazed]

Batista's by far the most unintentionally funny wrestler since Scott Steiner and Sycho Sid..Speaking of which, I'd love for Lawler, Cole and JBL to be permanently replaced by the new announce team of Sid, Steiner and Batista, that way every Monday night it'd be a classic just hearing the 3 of them say asinine shit..Ah fuck it..I can always dream…

9 minutes of Dave-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_5AWFzWFkE

Helmsley best have Batista's $-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dycXOap0VTw

Batista, Eddy, the gay doctor and the hot nurse-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZvgSasIvEg

Batista vs heckling fans-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkLkCjtEI2U

 

[Soulblazed]

Here's 1 more Batista video…

They were back in the Cow Palace in San Francisco/Daly City..I was born/raised in San Francisco and I was at the Cow Palace when Eddy won the Title off Lesnar..Damn that was truly a Wrestlemania moment even though it was at No Way Out because the entire arena was cheering for Eddy throughout the match and after Eddy pinned Brock there was absolutely no one in the entire Cow Palace sitting down..

Dave gets Eddy a new car-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUGTQJXf4_Q