The best quote ever made.

[GSM]

Wrestling is not only a place where bodies collide but also words and some of these words are so awesome that well ... they´re awesome.

My top 3 quotes are

1) Undertaker : "I´m going to kick your teeth so deep down your throat you´ll be chewing your own ass"
2)SCSA : " My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin, I am the World Wrestling Federation champion and I can´t be stopped"
3) Batista : " Basketballs don´t hold grudges"

What´re your favourite wrestling quotes ?

 

[shane140]

Ric flair- to be the man, you've got to beat the man (wooooo)

Undertaker- REST....IN....PEACE....

Rowdy roddy piper-Just when they think they've got the answers, I change the questions

 

[Jane]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Randy2.0]

Zach Ryder - Woo Woo Woo You Know it (Just so funny)
Randy Orton - I am The Legend Killer
Ric Flair -Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it still has the longest line. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Ed Philly]

Ernest "The Cat" Miller - Somebody call my momma!

Kane to JBL - I've been to hell, and I didn't see your clothesline anywhere

 

[aintnostoppin]

The heart break kid lays down for absolutely nobody- HBK
(Especially Bret Hart)

 

[Blade]

J.R.- The world is watching.

Jericho- I will fight Chris Benoit on a boat or Chris Benoit with a goat, Chris Benoit when the score is tied or Chris Benoit as a blushing bride, I will fight Chris Benoit while he is taking a quiz or Chris Benoit as the total jackass that he is, you see Junior I will fight you any day because baby I am Y2J!

 

[NOLUBEZ]

A couple Paul Heyman quotes:
My eyes aren't red from crying, it's because I was out back smoking a joint with Rob Van Dam.
&
Lock up your wives it's Edge

I like that Kane one that's fuckin funny

 

[Sean Valjean]

Before I start, the Batista/Khali/Basketball promo was hilarious and I'd forgotten about it until you mentioned it. Too bad it didn't happen now with the whole Nuggets thing going on. Now on to my quotes:

Jeff Hardy:
"I didn't do it to IMPRESS you! I DID IT TO HURT YOOOU!!"

Christian:
"Who ordered the pizza with extra PEEP-a-rooni?!"

John Morrison:
"I'm John Morrison, and I think so deep I eat religion and crap out enlightenment."
"I'm John Morrison, and all of Jay-Z's 99 problems are me."

Jerry Lawler:
"I'm in awe whenever I look at Coach's face; I look at it and go "aw"

The Rock:
(To Triple H)"....Oh, and to say the least The Rock's something you're not: Undisputed Champion, so shut up, bitch!"

(To Hurricane) "What kind of super powers you gonna bring? You gonna throw a chicken mcnugget at The Rock? You gonna hit The Rock in the head with a cheeseburger?"

Which led to...

Hurricane:
"I got my Hurra-powers, bitch!"

Edge:
"We found what we thought were John's (Cena) wrestling boots, but, since John can't wrestle, we weren't sure."

"I promise not to Billy Gunn this King of the Ring title"

MVP:
"Fat chick's ain't allowed on the VIP Lounge!"

Those are a few off the top of my head. I'll probably have more later

 

[pyrusane]

Chris Jericho, 11/20/2007 - I want you to take out your cell phones, text your friends, take a picture, shoot a video, call them all and tell them that the sexy beast is back, baby!

Man I marked out for that.

And then a couple weeks later - Me...Want...Title...Match

 

[MrNoodles773]

"Because weapons aren't only welcomed, they're allowed!"
Any guesses who said it? Go ahead I'll give ya a second....That's right! It was Batista

 

[ajmart25]

I forgot about the jericho "me want title match" that was funny shit. but we cant forget E&C " we totally reek of awesomeness"

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

Shut your mouth dog! - The Rock (while yelling at a barking Bulldog)

2 + 2? Do you know Booker? -The Rock(acting as Booker Ts grade 1 teacher)

THOMAS JEFFERSON SUCKER! The Rock (Acting as Booker T answering the teacher)

Needless to say, The Rock is a well of best quotes.

And anything JR normally makes me laugh and shake my head in shame for him. He really is the John Madden of wrestling commentary.

 

[The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh]

Undertaker - I've crippled more people than Polio.

E+C - _______ totally reeks of awesomness

Santino - My sister. She loves-a the Red Bull!!!!
- Well then i hope you brought your metal detector. Because i brought-a some guns, and i'm-a not afraid to use dem!!!!!

The Rock - Shut up Hermie!
- Kevin Kelly, in this very arena where the one year ago the Rock called you an ugly hermaphradite.......
- Booker T, hair done by Whoopi, Shane-o-Mac, still a pussy

Bradshaw - Tonight we're going to give all these people another moment that they can tell their kids. The night the Acolytes made Edge and Christian their personal bitches!!!!

The King - Look at X-Pac. He's gotta be more nervous than a pizza on the plate of Paul Bearer.

Paul Heyman - Hey! This isn't the Spanish table. Go over there!

 

[ztwhite]

"The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children" -- Gorilla Monsoon

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Wrestling is apparently awash with bad quotes.

 

[DXRulez19]

John Morrison- (making his Backlash prediction) "My prediction Triple H will spit water"
-"Im John Morrison and I may look like Tarzan but I definatel don't hit like Jane"
-In life their are Winners and Their are losers........... Be Jealous!
Stone Cold- "Hell Yeah"
-"Austin 3:16 says i just whooped your ass"
-"Thats the Bottom Line Because Stone Cold Said SO"
The rock-"im gonna lay the Smackdown on your Candy Ass"

 

[Scotty]

John Morrison "If I had a nickel for everyone better looking then me at Wrestlemania...I would have no nickels."

 

[The Dewbliners]

You're S.O.L, and you know what that means- Any member of the Natural Born Thrillers.

Hell, I'm not telling you anything you don't already know- Sean O'Haire

Sodas Rule!!!-E&C

And now, for the Coup de Gras......

It's For your own good!!!!- Steven Richards, RTC era.

 

[NSL]

-"Austin 3:16 says i just whooped your ass"

It took until post #17 to get this? I'm ashamed.

Although, this needs to be included:

Shane Douglas: "...and they can all...KISS...MY...ASS!"

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

SID ~ " You know and I know that your half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do."

 

[Leafy]

Jeff Hardy- What does Straightedge mean? That you're a liar!!

Wacky Hardy