Because it needs to be said

[Coco]

I don't understand the fascination many people on a professional wrestling forum have developed with puppy dogs, sunshine, candy, happiness, and denying the cold hard reality that is 9+ minute long rapes. What is it with these people? Would they prefer to cup their ears and pretend there are only gumdrop buttons and gingerbread in the world? Well that's not the case. And even if it were, gingerbread men probably aren't so repressed that they can't acknowledge the existence of 9+ minute rapes.

Someone explain to me why sunlight and puppy dogs are a sane thing to enjoy.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Those rapings are just too long.

 

[Coco]

Not as long as the rainbow. That thing fucking never ends and it's just obscene.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Also puppy dogs have no boundaries, they just go around humping things. I know it makes me feel violated.

 

[Vega]

Well, I don't think mentally numbing or blunting yourself or - in case of a lot of people - a society is going to make your or public life more enjoyable.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

I'd like to watch a 10 minute rape scene. It desanitizes me for when Prison is a possibility. I hear in Prison, rape is averaged around 5 minutes. I'd only be half as devastatingly soul crushed.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

5 minutes isn't length bud, it's frequency

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

5 minutes isn't length bud, it's frequency

You have lost me.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I once stabbed a homeless man just to watch him die. Also, I wanted to read the paper he was using for warmth and he was in the way.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

It's not that the rape lasts 5 minutes, it's that prisoners are raped every 5 minutes. Ever heard the cliche "You wouldn't know your ass from a hole in the ground?" Where do you think that started?

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Ohhh. Now I get it. I guess that is about right.

 

[Miko]

If a rape scene is less than 4 minutes long I demand my money back

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

I think sunlight is proven to have a positive psychological effect on someone as well as give you one of them vitamin thingys.

BUT PUPPY DOGS!! Drown em. Drown em all.

 

[Uncle Chester]

How do people last 9+ minutes??????

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

By not having a premature ejaculation problem.

 

[Uncle Chester]

By not having a premature ejaculation problem.

I guess, must suck to have it tho'.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Puppy dogs and candy are fucking awesome, thankyou very much

 

[LigerBomb]

You're welcome.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Ligerbomb: Harbinger of Puppies and Candy

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

I guess, must suck to have it tho'.

It is quite the problem. 30 seconds of thrill and 10 minutes of cleaning the spill.

 

[Sparky]

5 minutes isn't length bud, it's frequency

It is quite the problem. 30 seconds of thrill and 10 minutes of cleaning the spill.

Would she even know you did it? I mean it takes that long for some girls to take their clothes off sometimes.

 

[Cookie]

Not as long as the rainbow. That thing fucking never ends and it's just obscene.

It is quite obnoxious. And they have the audacity to make double rainbows now. That's taking things too far.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Would she even know you did it? I mean it takes that long for some girls to take their clothes off sometimes.

No...

 

[LigerBomb]

Ligerbomb: Harbinger of Puppies and Candy

If I cared for "sigs" in the slightest I should think I'd rather fancy that one in particular.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

*is honored*


It would do well as a stand-alone. Would stifle newbs, surely