Bar Room Confessional (Wink, Wink... Nudge, Nudge)

[Coco]

I love you all.

I want my avatar back.

I was an Eddie Guerrero fan before he died.

 

[Kanye South]

It is fucking hilarious when you fuckers make fun of me. GD, Coco, TM, and X in particular. Instead of making me mad, that shit makes me wanna laugh. Honorable mention goes to Murfish.

 

[Coco]

JKO's life makes my blood boil.

 

[Razor]

It is fucking hilarious when you fuckers make fun of me. GD, Coco, TM, and X in particular. Instead of making me mad, that shit makes me wanna laugh. Honorable mention goes to Murfish.

...and the internet tough guy routine starts? Is this when you'll start professing your superiority to everyone? Or just scoff like the mighty man you are? Seriously, I haven't been around here in a few months, and have gotten rusty with the various drama scripts.

 

[Coco]

I missed Razor. I never interact with him, but I like reading what he writes.

I'm mighty.

 

[Kanye South]

...and the internet tough guy routine starts? Is this when you'll start professing your superiority to everyone? Or just scoff like the mighty man you are? Seriously, I haven't been around here in a few months, and have gotten rusty with the various drama scripts.

I was serious, they legitimately make me laugh. If you notice, when someone insults me, I just reward them with green rep or a smilie. Trying to prove that you're tough over the internet is just a big bottle of fail.

 

[SavageTaker]

I miss NorCal .

 

[Razor]

I was serious, they legitimately make me laugh. If you notice, when someone insults me, I just reward them with green rep or a smilie. Trying to prove that you're tough over the internet is just a big bottle of fail.

Okay. It's just that usually when someone says "Mwahaha, your insults make me laugh." it's a part of a tough guy routine.

 

[Paradox]

I have kissed a guy.

WOW....

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I was in the pool and saw a hot chick. I said to myself very quietly, "I'd pee in her butt". I beat her very much older and larger boyfriend in an underwater swimming contest as well.

 

[SSJPhenom]

WOW....

Does that change your view of me? It's not like I was turned on or anything. I was drunk and was dared to do it, so I did.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

Does that change your view of me? It's not like I was turned on or anything. I was drunk and was dared to do it, so I did.

lol...if it makes you feel any better, you have went up in my book
And I'll spare y'all my confessions, don't wanna scare away the kiddies :S

 

[Mr. TM]

Do they involve Lily Allen?

 

[Razor]

I was in the pool and saw a hot chick. I said to myself very quietly, "I'd pee in her butt". I beat her very much older and larger boyfriend in an underwater swimming contest as well.

YES. Only next time, mumble it to some nearby buddies. Then watch it spread like wildfire.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

YES. Only next time, mumble it to some nearby buddies. Then watch it spread like wildfire.

I was swimming alone that day, otherwise I would have.

 

[Christian Battlez]

My WZ friends are just as if not more important than my real friends. Which I have much less of than on here.

 

[X]

It is fucking hilarious when you fuckers make fun of me. GD, Coco, TM, and X in particular. Instead of making me mad, that shit makes me wanna laugh. Honorable mention goes to Murfish.

I never had a problem with you. Then you started talking trash to DIAR. That was uncool.

2) I've gone crazy. Multiple times.

Same here.

3) I legitimately missed FTS, Xfear, and 48.7 the most while I was gone.

I missed you as well bud. This place wasn't the same without you.

4) I've gone through the various stages of life as follows;

--Innocence
--Crazy epic druggy phase
--Sexual fiend
--Druggy
--Swore away drugs and sex
--Pot head
--Sex fiend
--Recreational pot smoker

You've basically described my life as well.

Confessions? Okay, here's a few...

1) I spent eight months in a rehab facility when I was fifteen.

2) I used to be a gigantic P.O.S.

3) I party much more then I let on in here.

4) I secretly wish M_F had a crush on me.

5) I hate Billy Joel

6) I used to be a Communist.

7) I miss Tenta.

8) TDigle impresses me with seemingly every non-spam post he makes.

That's all.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

I never had a problem with you. Then you started talking trash to DIAR. That was uncool.



Same here.



I missed you as well bud. This place wasn't the same without you.



You've basically described my life as well.

Confessions? Okay, here's a few...

1) I spent eight months in a rehab facility when I was fifteen.

2) I used to be a gigantic P.O.S.

3) I party much more then I let on in here.

4) I secretly wish M_F had a crush on me.

5) I hate Billy Joel

6) I used to be a Communist.

7) I miss Tenta.

8) TDigle impresses me with seemingly every non-spam post he makes.

That's all.

<3

 

[Viola Moonlight]

5) I hate Billy Joel

I have now lost all respect for xfearbefore

 

[Razor]

I missed you as well bud. This place wasn't the same without you.

<3

2) I used to be a gigantic P.O.S.

High school. GIGANTIC douchebag. I still feel bad for some of the shit I pulled back then.

4) I secretly wish M_F had a crush on me.

Who doesn't? I would take it as a compliment.

6) I used to be a Communist.

Communist bastard.

7) I miss Tenta.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

I used to be a full-fledged Christian preacher who bent the rules to convert people

I was an emo for a brief period

I have been suicidal twice in my life

I wish I was born in the 70's/80's

I do not wish to sleep with Mickie James

 

[Freddy4190]

I can't name a single Billy Joel song.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Christianity > Hating Billy Joel

 

[FromTheSouth]

I missed Razor more than X did.

 

[Mr. TM]

It is fucking hilarious when you fuckers make fun of me. GD, Coco, TM, and X in particular. Instead of making me mad, that shit makes me wanna laugh. Honorable mention goes to Murfish.

I make fun of you?